They/themhttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3mbs6z3hogs2kWho cares. Pick up a football. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jan 2026 00:19 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbs6z3hogs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3lyriahfwrk2vCrawford's beating Canelo, watch14 Sep 2025 04:45 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyriahfwrk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3lgo7mfy6a224When it comes to expiration dates, I follow a little something akin to the five-second rule.26 Jan 2025 19:59 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgo7mfy6a224https://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3lghe2b4nvc27What did he mean by this24 Jan 2025 02:29 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lghe2b4nvc27https://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3lgcnl3p67k2dHuge turd22 Jan 2025 05:37 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgcnl3p67k2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3lfbijyu5sk2rIt's not a gambling problem if you're not losing money09 Jan 2025 01:09 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfbijyu5sk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3lfasesdlbs2uHad a dream that David Schwimmer was my waiter at a Chinese restaurant, and when I looked at my friends in confusion, they said "he's probably just doing a public service."08 Jan 2025 18:32 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfasesdlbs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3lealn4tu4c2rThe Grinch is a real go-getter, say what you will about him, you can't deny him that.26 Dec 2024 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lealn4tu4c2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3ldlymdsfnc2mScooby-doo is such a funny name for an animal18 Dec 2024 18:32 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldlymdsfnc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3ldd4ekbh422tMMA "boxing" is so inelegant, but Cub Swanson may be the least inelegant among them.15 Dec 2024 05:46 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldd4ekbh422thttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3ld5suu2wjc2uOld man at the bar who spilled red wine on my ass is now watching tiktoks of people falling down.13 Dec 2024 03:13 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld5suu2wjc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3lcyjid6iys2lPronouncing Boston Celtics with a hard G11 Dec 2024 00:41 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcyjid6iys2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3lcxiclcdak2dLots of things happening this past week10 Dec 2024 14:47 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcxiclcdak2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3lctnbbaysk2bIt's so funny when gambling ads show the hotline for gambling addicts at the end, in a tiny font and visible for just a split second09 Dec 2024 02:06 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lctnbbaysk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3lcre2nxgtk27What the FUCK was that one scorecard for Liam Paro??08 Dec 2024 04:15 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcre2nxgtk27https://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3lcerbjffzs2r03 Dec 2024 04:07 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcerbjffzs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3lc22vry42s2bMy mom just confused John Cena with Michael Cera.28 Nov 2024 22:00 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc22vry42s2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3lbxq5rh5gk2cNice thigh gap bro27 Nov 2024 23:43 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbxq5rh5gk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3lbnvzit7sk2vGuy singing Hot to Go who doesn't know how to spell Hot to Go.24 Nov 2024 02:01 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbnvzit7sk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3lbkdxuhlms2wWhat the hell is going on here22 Nov 2024 16:00 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbkdxuhlms2whttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3lbj4qe6lvs27One of my cats really likes watching my bathroom sink running. He'll sit perched on the back of the toilet, watching the sink as water flows at low pressure. I don't know if he likes the sound or the sights.22 Nov 2024 04:18 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbj4qe6lvs27https://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3lbdoty4ruc2fThey glazed my goats rizz level too hard now his gyatt washed ijbol 😭20 Nov 2024 00:26 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbdoty4ruc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3lazp7kvvdk2gPaul vs. Tyson could probably be a draw. Assuming it's all scripted, Paul benefits the most from that—losing to an old man or beating up an old man ain't gonna help.16 Nov 2024 01:06 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3lazp7kvvdk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3k4zjpyb22n2b15 Aug 2023 20:21 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3k4zjpyb22n2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3k4vhjdzvpg2u14 Aug 2023 05:31 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3k4vhjdzvpg2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/buffaloseed.bsky.social/post/3k4rzwqy4hd2dWow, crisis averted! Rich person's summer home okay amidst tragic natural disaster!12 Aug 2023 20:50 +0000at://did:plc:pty6uzef7m2eortmigukfqrf/app.bsky.feed.post/3k4rzwqy4hd2d