I make hamburgers, children, weddings, coffees, social network bios. I’m a destination wedding celebrant travelling globally living in Tasmania. https://joshwithers.auhttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.cohttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3mkqmatpkpb2rI can't help but feel that this line will feature heavily in the documentary a future generation makes about this time in history: "We unknowingly gave particularly high rewards for metaphors with creatures. From there, the goblins spread."30 Apr 2026 21:57 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqmatpkpb2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3mhlzkz6wmd2uOn this flight home from Sydney I achieve Qantas Lifetime Gold status. 14,000 status credits.21 Mar 2026 21:56 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhlzkz6wmd2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3mhjowowg5f2yI've never felt more racist than I do right now watching an Asian couple share a regular/medium-sized sausage roll for breakfast20 Mar 2026 23:41 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhjowowg5f2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3mg6xteli562kIf you've visited Salamanca Square, off Salamanca Place, in Hobart you've probably seen Jo, Eddie, Kim, Rose, Charlie, and Ruby. But do you know what they're for?03 Mar 2026 23:56 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg6xteli562khttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3mfxzf4ze5b2uIf music has Nashville, advertising has New York, finance has Wall Street, fashion has Paris, filmmaking has Los Angeles, technology has Silicon Valley, what is the epicenter of the wedding industry in the world?01 Mar 2026 05:35 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfxzf4ze5b2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3mfvx2em7zl2xThey've probably found weapons of mass distraction28 Feb 2026 09:48 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfvx2em7zl2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3m27gyyeek227White dresses, bouquets, bridesmaids and champagne. Fatherly speeches, and I Wanna Dance with Somebody by Whitney Houston. Confetti, corsages, long tables of food. These are a few of my favourite things people think weddings are about. https://marriedbyjosh.com/what-are-weddings-for/02 Oct 2025 11:25 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3m27gyyeek227https://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3m26dqjvxxc2gJust going on the record to say that, yes, I do want a Sora invite code02 Oct 2025 00:54 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3m26dqjvxxc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3m23ql4bsic2cWhat's the correct protocol for when you verbally loudly abuse a robot for vacuuming the wrong room then you check in the app and you totally actually did select that room and the robot was just doing what it was told? Asking for a friend.01 Oct 2025 00:05 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3m23ql4bsic2chttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3lzuta3njvs2pSo you know, @doktorzoom.bsky.social, when i made this photo this kind of post was exactly my intended usage28 Sep 2025 06:04 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzuta3njvs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3lxdvbegex22lHow I can see Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding changing wedding culture and tradition https://marriedbyjosh.com/taylor-swift-change-weddings/27 Aug 2025 01:35 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxdvbegex22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3luqlk5iwvs22Revealed! The one word that makes your wedding vows awesome marriedbyjosh.com/one-word/ https://marriedbyjosh.com/one-word/24 Jul 2025 22:30 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3luqlk5iwvs22https://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3ltussvck3c2oThe whole "50% of marriages end in divorce" thing is a lie https://marriedbyjosh.com/divorce-rate-is-not-50-percent/13 Jul 2025 21:26 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltussvck3c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3ltuqk6x6lc2w“To create is to live twice.” – Albert Camus13 Jul 2025 20:45 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltuqk6x6lc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3ltjnoibl7c2pBlog post I didn't write, but could have: https://websmith.studio/blog/astro-is-a-developers-dream/ "After migrating several projects from WordPress to Astro, I've become a massive fan of this framework."09 Jul 2025 10:55 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltjnoibl7c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3ltjep5hzl22jBecause I know laws and regulations, licenses and permits, are really cool to talk about I wrote a blog post about how I'm licensed to do weddings in the Tasmanian National Parks https://marriedbyjosh.com/tasmanian-national-park-wedding/09 Jul 2025 08:14 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltjep5hzl22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3lsw56p375s22I think it's time to let go of my favourite domain name. The first one I ever bought based on an idea, a dream, and never actioned. If you think you could give it a good home, throw me your thoughts. it's: theapplenation.com01 Jul 2025 16:39 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsw56p375s22https://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3lsqeoimgic2xI feel like people who like Brisbane would also really enjoy Amsterdam as a destination29 Jun 2025 09:37 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsqeoimgic2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3lsqeenmcz22xThinking of becoming a missionary to Europe to tell them the good news about air-conditioning, good coffee, and breakfast.29 Jun 2025 09:31 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsqeenmcz22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3lsq4xal6qs25A guide for creating a wedding day timeline https://marriedbyjosh.com/wedding-timeline/29 Jun 2025 07:19 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsq4xal6qs25https://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3lsmlhwcrks26Just added five more esoteric songs to the Ultimate Wedding Song Playlist on my website at marriedbyjosh.com/wedding-songs/ Would desperately love it if you added yours to the list to help other people trying to think of what songs to walk down the aisle to, or to dance to.27 Jun 2025 21:28 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsmlhwcrks26https://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3lsm6bhbz3s2jMission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning is the story of how boomers think AI works. Fascinating view in to the boomer AI mind.27 Jun 2025 17:32 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsm6bhbz3s2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3lslxdukkws2eIf you’ve never seen Tom Cruise jerk off then you should totally go see the opening of the new Mission Impossible at the cinema27 Jun 2025 15:28 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3lslxdukkws2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3lsltlkqzlc2vYou haven’t lived until you’ve been in the middle of a metro rail system breakdown and no of the announcements are in English. I’m like an explorer in a new land where there are no Google or Apple Maps. It’s every person for themselves, charting new courses through the city.27 Jun 2025 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsltlkqzlc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3lslb6ixk6c26Whenever people comment on how smart AI is, I can't help but think the thing that's actually more true, is how not-smart humans are.27 Jun 2025 08:51 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3lslb6ixk6c26https://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3lshnhw3mb22wI'm a Tasmanian history nerd so whilst in Amsterdam I found Abel Tasman's journal to try and find the source of my favourite Tasmania quote https://joshwithers.blog/2025/06/26/abel-tasmans-voyage-to-tasmania.html25 Jun 2025 22:20 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3lshnhw3mb22whttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3lsgw7qo7tc2cLet me introduce you to the method of planning a wedding that is full of joy, on-budget, and awesome. I thought of it myself so I named it after me. But it's a free blog post for you to read and go on to great wedding planning joy! https://marriedbyjosh.com/withers-wedding-method/25 Jun 2025 15:24 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsgw7qo7tc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3lschxrrn3s2gmarriedbyjosh.com/mafs/ https://marriedbyjosh.com/mafs/23 Jun 2025 20:59 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3lschxrrn3s2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3lsbx2tqrd22yI've just realised that the Photo Shuffle wallpaper I love from iOS and WatchOS isn't available on macOS and now I'm sad.23 Jun 2025 15:56 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsbx2tqrd22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/josh.withers.co/post/3ls7yf62erk2dIf you like photos of cars, boy, have I got the blog post for you https://joshwithers.blog/2025/06/22/the-car-collection-of-the.html22 Jun 2025 21:14 +0000at://did:plc:ptza434o6cpxustg5aowhz22/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls7yf62erk2d