I’m in my 50’s. If you’re younger get a wood burner a dog and leave work at 5. You’ll thank me later. https://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3ludpp2hca22pI’d been to a filming of countdown and afterwards driving out of media city, Salford, stopped at traffic lights. There was a knock on my window and explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes (dictionary corner guest) asked me for directions to the motorway, he was lost. [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Jul 2025 19:40 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3ludpp2hca22phttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3liw6lfgubs2l@gingertucci.bsky.social all the ham.24 Feb 2025 10:52 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3liw6lfgubs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3lbzftoumn22oIf I was at a thanksgiving meal I’d be all ’Well, this looks like a very nice traditional roast dinn WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ROAST POTATOES? MASH. MASH, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?’28 Nov 2024 15:43 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbzftoumn22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3lbzfnthoc22oTonight I venture, once again, into Television’s Bradford for curried meats.28 Nov 2024 15:40 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbzfnthoc22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3lbxqsyl77k2oThe little paper bowls you can put in your air fryer to reduce clean up are one of humankind’s greatest inventions. You could get a silicone one and reduce waste. You could mind your fucking business, but that seems unlikely as well.27 Nov 2024 23:55 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbxqsyl77k2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3lbrxpjviok2uCut myself with the lid of a can of dog food. A Rod Stewart cut. A gusher. Tell Quincy MD that’s what happened if I don’t make it. ‘He seems to have fashioned a rudimentary plaster from some cotton wool and too much gorilla tape’25 Nov 2024 16:42 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbrxpjviok2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3lbpsctt66k2qGot sucked into Black Friday sales with my purchases of 6 months worth of antihistamines for a fiver and some new rubber feet for my Kitchenaid. Pump the brakes, I’m out of control.24 Nov 2024 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbpsctt66k2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3lbpjs64cds2eKeith wanted me to get out of the way of the telly so he could watch the Dallas Cowboys pre-game analysis.24 Nov 2024 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbpjs64cds2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3laqhn7qed72lTuesday12 Nov 2024 08:56 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3laqhn7qed72lhttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3k7ws6obyd42nI’ve been saying Charlie Bingham for years. It’s Bigham. I’ve mostly been saying ‘those Charlie Bingham meals are expensive’21 Sep 2023 22:30 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7ws6obyd42nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3k7wpk3wits27Pleading not guilty to escaping from Wandsworth prison feels like there’s an Oceans 11 escape plan in progress.21 Sep 2023 21:42 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7wpk3wits27https://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3k7u6zzi4hc2vI’ve got 8 bins.20 Sep 2023 21:42 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7u6zzi4hc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3k7u2lbdo2r23Higher or lower than 7 bins?20 Sep 2023 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7u2lbdo2r23https://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3k7sucdzkj22s@kathyburke.bsky.social Welcome! Nice to see you here.20 Sep 2023 08:57 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7sucdzkj22shttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3k7stxnb6l62bHow old am I? Well, I’m scrolling through the fjallraven website thinking ‘that’s a natty jacket’.20 Sep 2023 08:51 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7stxnb6l62bhttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3k7sl64symn2sI don’t know if you pronounce it giff or jiff.20 Sep 2023 06:14 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7sl64symn2shttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3k7rrneoghv2sSky broadband appears to be down across the uk. You’ll be getting a bbc breaking news alert telling you on Thursday.19 Sep 2023 22:37 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7rrneoghv2shttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3k7rfeih4em2qBeen close to losing my temper all day with work stuff that doesn’t matter. Had to have a word with myself.19 Sep 2023 18:57 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k7rfeih4em2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3k4rw3ixeq22jJust saw a couple, early 70’s, walking down the street, holding hands and giggling. He did a fake trip over stumble and she laughed so hard. Made me smile and also want to cry all at once. It was sweet. Lucky fuckers.12 Aug 2023 19:41 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k4rw3ixeq22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3k2lti6tobs2t15 Jul 2023 22:48 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k2lti6tobs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3k2iyktlueb2nJust had a couple of Welsh cakes with butter. Shove your scones up your arse cornwall.14 Jul 2023 19:41 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k2iyktlueb2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3k2dzjyh5hy2sI’m giving a new brand of butter mint a go. So that’s proven all the women that have said I lack spontaneity wrong.12 Jul 2023 20:15 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k2dzjyh5hy2shttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3k2ctq5la5b2jWednesday12 Jul 2023 08:58 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k2ctq5la5b2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3k266scxftg2mMonday10 Jul 2023 12:33 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k266scxftg2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3jzwbp7222s2yFriday07 Jul 2023 09:04 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3jzwbp7222s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/mostlygrumpy.bsky.social/post/3jzueux5ho32c*glances around* familiar yet different.06 Jul 2023 14:55 +0000at://did:plc:pve423ewwblbpcoyx6lemue3/app.bsky.feed.post/3jzueux5ho32c