He/Him Single dad and geek! cohost of The Bombadcast! Star Wars Special Edition Purist, Ally #BlackOutStarWarsEclipsehttps://bsky.app/profile/canonjunkie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/canonjunkie.bsky.social/post/3mlblwqocdk2kYour coworker will say “work smarter not harder” and then proceed to do something so dangerous it would make OSHA blow chunks just thinking about it07 May 2026 16:07 +0000at://did:plc:pvmvno4576g27tziqyxcchta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlblwqocdk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/canonjunkie.bsky.social/post/3ml7o2z7uls2dNobody treats me like you do daddy Reedpop [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 21:40 +0000at://did:plc:pvmvno4576g27tziqyxcchta/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7o2z7uls2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/canonjunkie.bsky.social/post/3ml7nxbsfic2dJust got out of an appointment, what did I miss!?06 May 2026 21:38 +0000at://did:plc:pvmvno4576g27tziqyxcchta/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7nxbsfic2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/canonjunkie.bsky.social/post/3ml5fp6epj226Pitch: A modern retelling of Indiana Jones but instead of being a teacher he does onlyfans between adventures06 May 2026 00:05 +0000at://did:plc:pvmvno4576g27tziqyxcchta/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5fp6epj226https://bsky.app/profile/canonjunkie.bsky.social/post/3mkqtbda6fs2iTime to spoon feed it to you [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2026 00:03 +0000at://did:plc:pvmvno4576g27tziqyxcchta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqtbda6fs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/canonjunkie.bsky.social/post/3mkq4lfubhc2oHe himself bore our sins in his body on the tree, that we might die to sin and live to righteousness. By his wounds you have been healed.30 Apr 2026 17:17 +0000at://did:plc:pvmvno4576g27tziqyxcchta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkq4lfubhc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/canonjunkie.bsky.social/post/3mjexgq5ko22aHow I feel when I put my shopping cart in the corral13 Apr 2026 13:20 +0000at://did:plc:pvmvno4576g27tziqyxcchta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjexgq5ko22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/canonjunkie.bsky.social/post/3mimck7qges23Let’s fucking gooo!03 Apr 2026 18:02 +0000at://did:plc:pvmvno4576g27tziqyxcchta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mimck7qges23https://bsky.app/profile/canonjunkie.bsky.social/post/3mimbultyac25If this makes it out of development I’m gonna be so hard to deal with. Gonna spread the gospel about this every second of every day. A young adult series that doesn’t play down the cost of war from an author who supports trans kids https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/animorphs-tv-series-disney-plus-ryan-coogler-1236678435/03 Apr 2026 17:50 +0000at://did:plc:pvmvno4576g27tziqyxcchta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mimbultyac25https://bsky.app/profile/canonjunkie.bsky.social/post/3mickffvibs2oWho approved this!? [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Mar 2026 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:pvmvno4576g27tziqyxcchta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mickffvibs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/canonjunkie.bsky.social/post/3mhipmioie22kWow, Chuck Norris is gone.. how are they gonna make Red Bull now?20 Mar 2026 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:pvmvno4576g27tziqyxcchta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhipmioie22khttps://bsky.app/profile/canonjunkie.bsky.social/post/3mfx27qkdus2yI wake up every morning just like this [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Feb 2026 20:17 +0000at://did:plc:pvmvno4576g27tziqyxcchta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfx27qkdus2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/canonjunkie.bsky.social/post/3mfnnimtaic2wThe USA hockey team all look like they “just wanna ask questions” about the holocaust25 Feb 2026 02:35 +0000at://did:plc:pvmvno4576g27tziqyxcchta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfnnimtaic2whttps://bsky.app/profile/canonjunkie.bsky.social/post/3mf6ganrvok2uRFK Jr looks like the Lou Feerigno Hulks version of Red Hulk19 Feb 2026 01:16 +0000at://did:plc:pvmvno4576g27tziqyxcchta/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf6ganrvok2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/canonjunkie.bsky.social/post/3metulvvabk2zI’ll need one for 39 in a couple weeks [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Feb 2026 20:33 +0000at://did:plc:pvmvno4576g27tziqyxcchta/app.bsky.feed.post/3metulvvabk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/canonjunkie.bsky.social/post/3memw74lcg226Just got to the episode of Jujutsu Kaisen where three guys are killed and horribly disfigured for talking and using their phones during a movie and I feel like this should be played before every film from now on12 Feb 2026 02:13 +0000at://did:plc:pvmvno4576g27tziqyxcchta/app.bsky.feed.post/3memw74lcg226