Multiple Webby winner, Carly Rae Jepsen stan, friend to the prettiest cat: Margot. Fastest 51-year-old on a bike you know. Username is my website. Baltimore >>>>>https://bsky.app/profile/jemal.cohttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3mvsox5pih22tNothing makes me love a store more than when the staff treats unhoused people well. Getting some bread at Motzi today and “can I have some water?” was answered with “do you want ice? how about a quart size deli container?” My tiny shriveled heart grew three sizes.18 Sep 2026 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvsox5pih22thttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3mvs5gk3zbc2pI'm thinking of building a tool where you create a corpus of texts and assign metadata to them, and then you can do searches on them to see where and how often phrases show up or how prevalence of certain phrases is reflected in the metadata... Okay, yes, it's for Carly Rae Jepsen lyrics.18 Sep 2026 12:14 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvs5gk3zbc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3mvs2ajhd7s2ySpeaking of things I like: Carly Rae Jepsen’s new album Day and Night is out today, and it’s so good. If you still haven’t heard Motivation, you should. https://youtu.be/m2bgsLp943A?is=n0vdqb4OoN0_Wrh718 Sep 2026 11:17 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvs2ajhd7s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3mvs23zf7rs2yI laughed with utter glee when I saw Billy’s Rothko-inspired painting in Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma. Holy shit, what a movie.18 Sep 2026 11:15 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvs23zf7rs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3mvrzomtd2k2yI can’t tell you how good I feel seeing people get mad at a movie they haven’t seen based on a description they appear to be misunderstanding intentionally. 😊😊😊 [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Sep 2026 11:07 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvrzomtd2k2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3mvrtyf4dek2zBrad, Janet, Riff Raff, Columbia, Magenta, and Dr. Scott. [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Sep 2026 09:25 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvrtyf4dek2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3mvqav5tv7c2yI haven’t used SnapChat for anything except texting with young people, but this seems fun as hell for $75. https://www.theverge.com/tech/996453/camp-snap-110d-digital-camera-retro-horizontal-kodak-100-film17 Sep 2026 18:11 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqav5tv7c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3mvqaelvjac2yOh, did they read Trump’s posts on Truth Social? [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Sep 2026 18:02 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqaelvjac2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3mvqaaq6kpk2yMystified and bewildered. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Sep 2026 17:59 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqaaq6kpk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3mvq75mf62s2pI usually only encounter Stephen A. Smith when he says something dumb about politics, but in the last couple days I've been in waiting rooms where I have listened to him talk about sports, and I have to wonder: does he have an area of expertise? Because he just seems to yell and spout nonsense?17 Sep 2026 17:40 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvq75mf62s2phttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3mvny4j2b422nThere’s a new Carly Rae Jepsen double album coming out Friday and I’ve been on pins and needles for a week.16 Sep 2026 20:29 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvny4j2b422nhttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3mvl5tccbzc2uI tried to think of the name of a photographer today and the first thing I came up with was “Peter Parker.”15 Sep 2026 17:33 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvl5tccbzc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3mvkgjd2wek2dSupergirl is streaming on HBO Max now, so I’ve watched it and feel confident that spoilers are fair game. I’d heard that it was mediocre, but wanted to see for myself. And I liked a lot of it! …until Supergirl, a character for children, commits murder. So that movie sucks ass.15 Sep 2026 10:36 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkgjd2wek2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3mvjgtblop22dWas stopped on Roland fixing a flat and ended up talking to a nice lady, saying nice things about Petit Louis and then finding her out she was Cindy Wolf. Reader: I was STARSTRUCK.15 Sep 2026 01:09 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjgtblop22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3mviq5dznhc2dSouthpaw is such a special bar: the feel of a casual spot for locals with a cocktail menu that’s both classic and original. Highly recommended from every angle. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Sep 2026 18:23 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3mviq5dznhc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3mv7hjpcgvs2uThe Sabrina Carpenter episode was great, partly because she’s very talented and funny and game for Muppet nonsense, but mostly because IT WAS THE SAME FORMAT AS ALWAYS AND IT ALWAYS FUCKING WORKS WHAT THE HELL [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 01:55 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7hjpcgvs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3mv7heygnnk2uI mean, knowing that he died doing what he loved* always makes me happy. * being a gigantic prick yelling at college students while sounding like a buffoon [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Sep 2026 01:52 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7heygnnk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3mv25wd4xik2uI want to hate being part of New Jersey with Philly and Delaware, but it does make a kind of sense. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 23:19 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv25wd4xik2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3muzwst2fqc2gWere they operating their Flock cameras when they gave the statement? https://apple.news/AbtqMn0LCTM6L_ZcJNVeuNA08 Sep 2026 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzwst2fqc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3muyvs6hsq22kYou know how human brains are wired to see faces in rocks and clouds? We’re wired to interpret communication as intelligence too, and now we have people saying rocks are alive and talking to them. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 11:21 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3muyvs6hsq22khttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3muxemtuyi22kThe Empire at best, Nazis at worst, and basing it on Starship Troopers means it’s Nazis. Yikes! [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Sep 2026 20:41 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxemtuyi22khttps://bsky.app/profile/jemal.co/post/3muxdotqdys2kI just know that on a long enough timeline Gail will name names, but I wish that time was now. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Sep 2026 20:25 +0000at://did:plc:pxo7cazmzgvnkvf57zbeig76/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxdotqdys2k