Painter of wildlife and landscapes. Based in Texas. I used to be funny on the internet. https://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mnnizpvvc22qI already beat @82-0.bsky.social I guess. https://www.82-0.com/share?id=WUktyW3Cj0LxTThk4jQ206 Jun 2026 20:37 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnnizpvvc22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mn3at6xbt22y1) Who cares if he's the republican idea of masculine? 2) the only masculine stereotype that Ken Paxton fits is "bully". He's weak of mind, body, and character. He cheated on his wife. He committed insider trading. He looks like he'd get blown over by a stiff wind. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 May 2026 14:22 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn3at6xbt22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mm5pdwlmkc24Bovines-n-the-hood [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 May 2026 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5pdwlmkc24https://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mkqqkn6hkc2vI've been neck deep in art class, so I haven't been making much original, but today I had a guest instructor! #art2lifecvp #art2life #silkiechicken #averygoodchicken30 Apr 2026 23:14 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkqqkn6hkc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mjl2k5qybs2rI wish I had Scanners powers like from the Movie Scanners. I would use them to bring light to the world.15 Apr 2026 23:32 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjl2k5qybs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mjkitl6w222sI was flipping through an old sketchbook and found this very serious art (TM). (I initially said scrolling instead of flipping and maybe phones have broken my brain?) #turkey #concretejungle #ohno15 Apr 2026 18:15 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjkitl6w222shttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mgzniakdzs2sI don't think I ever showed this one framed (I love it!). I'm framing a bunch of stuff this weekend because I found out I'm having a solo show at a local wine bar starting next week! I'm super excited and it's always cool to see a bunch of my work side by side. #portraitpainting #apple #skatelife14 Mar 2026 14:32 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgzniakdzs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mhhdjbtnxk2fIf this guy's nickname isn't "Nuclear", what are today's teens even doing? #startrek #ncaatournament20 Mar 2026 01:11 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhhdjbtnxk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mhg5seen722qI tried to get Alexa to play White Noise twice this morning, and both times she played NPR. There may be a funnier epithet for NPR than 'White Noise', but I don't know what it is. 😊🤣 https://media.tenor.com/NuTsJEqOC9MAAAAC/television-static.gif?hh=498&ww=38119 Mar 2026 13:56 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhg5seen722qhttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mgzniakdzs2sI don't think I ever showed this one framed (I love it!). I'm framing a bunch of stuff this weekend because I found out I'm having a solo show at a local wine bar starting next week! I'm super excited and it's always cool to see a bunch of my work side by side. #portraitpainting #apple #skatelife14 Mar 2026 14:32 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgzniakdzs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mgs2hu7hk22xI was listening to "Golden" from KPop Demon Hunters because it's nominated for best song and I hadn't heard it. Apple Music did this little DJ transition into "...Ready For It" by Taylor Swift and it was, no sarcasm, awesome. It gave me a little chill it was so good.11 Mar 2026 14:04 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgs2hu7hk22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mgingl6zjc2aI volunteered at an Irish festival and there were instructions about what to do if ICE showed up. I wasn't too worried because the only festivals less likely to have an ICE presence are the mayonnaise festival, the unseasoned chicken breast festival and the "this water is a little spicy" festival07 Mar 2026 20:16 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgingl6zjc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mgfpjhvdtk2jI was listening to a talk by David Lynch this morning about consciousness and creativity. While I was listening, I drew this little sketch of him, just have something to do with my hands. He got to a point where he was talking about life and how everything is special.06 Mar 2026 16:16 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgfpjhvdtk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mgfbykghls2g🎶"Hotdogs and monster trucks. Don't look now it's America"🎶 [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Mar 2026 12:14 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgfbykghls2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mgbxr77pic2aI had to write a personal statement today and I felt very "old man yells at cloud" when I talked about how the world strips us of awe. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Mar 2026 04:32 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgbxr77pic2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mg7ag3q5m22eOccasionally, you say a sentence you know has never been uttered in the history of the earth. Today, mine was, "My daughter can't go to Nine Inch Nails with me because she's making a giant tutu for Uma Thurman"04 Mar 2026 02:29 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg7ag3q5m22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mfab5rwy5s2aI had a frustrating day painting day yesterday (trying to learn watercolor online is THE PITS), but then I drew these two weirdos (one of whom is, I think, Dan Harmon) and felt like "Oh I actually can make interesting things".19 Feb 2026 18:50 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfab5rwy5s2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3merilk5x4k2iJenny Saville had an exhibit at the Modern Fort Worth in December and January. She's a master. She knows anatomy, but she also knows when to do something interesting and abstract with the paint.13 Feb 2026 21:53 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3merilk5x4k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3meoz342itk2mA portrait from a picture of my cousin's daughter. If you want me to draw a picture of you, hit me up! #drawing #portrait12 Feb 2026 22:10 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3meoz342itk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mdzwababks27It's wild when these people proof text out that God repeatedly calls for nations to be just. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Feb 2026 12:53 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdzwababks27https://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mdliss7p4s2vLadies and gentlemen-the surveillance state at work.29 Jan 2026 19:16 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdliss7p4s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3md6qrhtb2s2qI was driving in the rain last night and my windshield wiper flew off! I had to lean over to the passenger side to be able to see to drive to the auto parts store and all I could think of was this guy:24 Jan 2026 17:34 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3md6qrhtb2s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3md5e5ldyf22z@jimmypardo.com you made it to the New York Times!24 Jan 2026 04:15 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3md5e5ldyf22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3md253eydjk2lSome portraits I've done over the past few days. I learned a fun new trick for salt and pepper hair. The second pic is one I drew in public. Before I left, I offered it to the man in the portrait and he seemed pretty excited about it. It felt nice! #portrait #publicdrawing #beard22 Jan 2026 21:31 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3md253eydjk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mcptpuobd22h"Granger was charged on Wednesday with criminal mischief resulting in damage of less than $250" Sounds like about $250 less damage https://www.artnews.com/art-news/news/alaska-art-student-arrested-eating-ai-generated-art-protest-1234770081/18 Jan 2026 19:17 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcptpuobd22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mcfufwrzhk2vI drew this lady who looks like she's living in a lake for 1000 years and you've disturbed her sleep and now she's about to fuck shit up, "The Ring" style. #mygod #whathaveidone14 Jan 2026 20:02 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcfufwrzhk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mc3ro2ufzc2kI had a zoom session with my therapist yesterday. Based on his shirt, my guess is that he'll still be hungover tomorrow. #indiana #collegefootballplayoff #pelvicfloorphysicaltherapy10 Jan 2026 19:47 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc3ro2ufzc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mbwvipylts2aThe thing that has drawn me to portraits and figures is story. Every scar tells a story. Every wrinkle points to a life. A laugh or a flash of rage show up so immediately on the face. Art with people tells a story-even if you don't know what the story is. 1/308 Jan 2026 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbwvipylts2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mbtjhqk3tc2xEvery film I watch in 2026 (a thread): 1. The Shawshank Redemption-I'm watching some of IMDB's highest rated movies with my daughter and she hasn't seen it before. It's a crazy fantasy since a powerful person does something wrong and then receives justice??? WHAT??? 1/🧵07 Jan 2026 12:59 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbtjhqk3tc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/nategreen.bsky.social/post/3mbquay2s222nDid Quagsire...do January 6th? [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Jan 2026 11:34 +0000at://did:plc:pznj776blibfwjflip2e7vhn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbquay2s222n