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Your favorite astrologer when I’m not complaining about sports. ♎️♑️♓️ Temet Nosce et Amor Fati.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jennypittsburgh.bsky.social</link><title>@jennypittsburgh.bsky.social - Jenny Pittsburgh</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jennypittsburgh.bsky.social/post/3mzkv3sipps2l</link><pubDate>05 Nov 2026 12:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzkv3sipps2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jennypittsburgh.bsky.social/post/3mzgos4tqac24</link><description>………just say you’re broke.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2026 20:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzgos4tqac24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jennypittsburgh.bsky.social/post/3mzgonq6bec24</link><description>Oh, you didn&#39;t know? 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Check it out. https://astrologyuncensored.substack.com/p/november-2-2026?r=565rof&amp;utm_medium=ios</description><pubDate>02 Nov 2026 19:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mze3v7di3k2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jennypittsburgh.bsky.social/post/3mxtn2jnpdk22</link><description>You don’t know everything so make room for options instead of defending your ignorance.</description><pubDate>14 Oct 2026 13:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxtn2jnpdk22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jennypittsburgh.bsky.social/post/3mwqnir5e4k2z</link><description>https://thepenguinsaspect.substack.com/p/sidney-crosby-penguins-flyers-season-opener?r=565rof&amp;utm_campaign=post&amp;utm_medium=web&amp;showWelcomeOnShare=true</description><pubDate>30 Sep 2026 15:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwqnir5e4k2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jennypittsburgh.bsky.social/post/3mwq7l7dvp222</link><description>The Penguins have a bone to pick with the Flyers tonight, but it’s just setting the tone for the entire season. 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