Yinzer, writer, head case, and your favorite astrologer. 💜🐦‍⬛ Temet Nosce et Amor Fati. https://substack.com/@jennyduceourhttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mlmnbhdzrs2zYou know how every accusation is a confession with Trump? He keeps calling people “Low IQ.” He knows he’s an idiot.12 May 2026 01:30 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmnbhdzrs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mlmi7z2nm22zI see Trump falling asleep in the Oval Office and am reminded of all the Drunk History episodes where some shitfaced comedian was like “You think someone would do something but no… no one did anything.” And then they lay down on the floor.12 May 2026 00:00 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmi7z2nm22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mllojhvekk2nIt’s remarkable how bad he is at this. Like they just invent ways to be terrible lmao.11 May 2026 16:20 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllojhvekk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mlldjzpxfs24Things you might not know, but should: My schedule is always open. https://app.acuityscheduling.com/schedule/ba17094d11 May 2026 13:03 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlldjzpxfs24https://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mllb376oe22zToday, you will fight yourself. And you will win. https://open.substack.com/pub/astrologyuncensored/p/my-friends-today-we-do-battle?r=565rof&utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web11 May 2026 12:19 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllb376oe22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mlixdp6onk2rWatching the newest @astrologypodcast.bsky.social episode on Hantavirus and Chris touches on timing at the end which made me wonder what astrologers might be able to do with reframing a chart as a clock. :: Instead of “10am” it’s “pandemic o’clock.”10 May 2026 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlixdp6onk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mlioy34sx22aFirst impressions of this Doral-Trump statue: it’s ugly. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 May 2026 11:50 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlioy34sx22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mlioqylncs2aAstrologers have been talking about how this current sky mirrors the dot com bubble bursting era and positing that it could show the same thing happening to AI. I actually hope it’s these MAGA influencers and their grift going to the wayside. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 May 2026 11:46 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlioqylncs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mlhesfz2p22hI think the crowd at Back Lash isn’t sure if they’re allowed to enjoy Minihausen.09 May 2026 23:15 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlhesfz2p22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mlhcjley722pLiberty Biberty is going to change how people say “cannolis.”09 May 2026 22:34 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlhcjley722phttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mlh4h5uj5c2tImportant things are happening so here’s an update. https://open.substack.com/pub/astrologyuncensored/p/contests-announcements-deadlines?r=565rof&utm_medium=ios09 May 2026 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlh4h5uj5c2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mlh3jdusgc2tCheck out my latest. jennydeeastrology.com09 May 2026 20:29 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlh3jdusgc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mlevdlcbd22fListen. Alla Famiglia isn’t hyped enough and I know it gets a lot of hype but it’s just that good.08 May 2026 23:33 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlevdlcbd22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mlejksjz7c25https://www.tiktok.com/@jenny2hearts?_r=1&_t=ZP-96CLl76uTNO08 May 2026 20:02 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlejksjz7c25https://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mlb7js2vlk2iI had a video about Pittsburgh on while my kid got ready for school. The narrator pronounced Carnegie as “Car-NUH-gee” and I got mad. My kid says, “Mom, I know this sounds rude but keep it to yourself.” Then, Primanti’s turned into “Pre-mahn-tees,” and he just left for school.07 May 2026 12:25 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlb7js2vlk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mlb646g5vk2iWhen you’ve lived your life on pillows, a furrowed brow is offensive. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 11:59 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlb646g5vk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mlb5zbflvk2iI have to admit that whoever greenlit this into reality is my favorite writer because the irony is just 🧑🏻‍🍳💋 [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 11:58 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlb5zbflvk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mlb5lp2w3k2iWe live in a time when the “free” items you earn through loyalty programs still cost $20 and we’re all seemingly just kind of fine with that. Capitalism is a religion. Prove me wrong.07 May 2026 11:50 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlb5lp2w3k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3ml5lryyva22vI’ve gotten a lot of these letters over the years. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 01:53 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5lryyva22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3ml4uzeudqc27Public mass shootings are so tacky, you guys. Like, just go to therapy.05 May 2026 19:06 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4uzeudqc27https://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3ml4i5vw5k227Hockey is so incestuous when it comes to Front Office management and head coaching.05 May 2026 15:16 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4i5vw5k227https://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3ml4gwjdwcc26Know what’ll save the economy 200 bills immediately? Getting the fuck out of the Middle East. You asshole.05 May 2026 14:54 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4gwjdwcc26https://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3ml2pwzycqk2xPrefer your forecast as a podcast? Good news: https://open.substack.com/pub/astrologyuncensored/p/the-week-ahead-podcast?utm_source=app-post-stats-page&r=565rof&utm_medium=ios04 May 2026 22:30 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2pwzycqk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mkzmvhujcc2xI made dinner reservations for my husband’s birthday a month ago and he doesn’t know where we’re going but I do and I can’t wait till Friday!04 May 2026 12:03 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkzmvhujcc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mkvj6hq6j22aWe start the week with a Mars-Jupiter square and end with the beginning of Pluto Retrograde. Find out what to expect this week and enter to win a free Solar Return reading. https://open.substack.com/pub/astrologyuncensored/p/shatter-their-expectations?r=565rof&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true02 May 2026 20:45 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvj6hq6j22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mkwdat6roc2vBelated Caturday.03 May 2026 04:32 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwdat6roc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mkw5yy6gn22tImportant Updates from Astrology Uncensored Back in February, I embraced the collectivist thinking of the Aquarius eclipse and switched my Astrology Uncensored publication to a donation model to support accessibility, because I genuinely believe this information is useful and needed.03 May 2026 02:58 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkw5yy6gn22thttps://bsky.app/profile/jenny2hearts.bsky.social/post/3mkvzmuzeq22q“What are you doing on a Saturday night?” “Hate watching the Flyers”03 May 2026 01:40 +0000at://did:plc:q2ouei5w4uid2krt5kd3rdgd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvzmuzeq22q