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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Dia em que não aprenda alguma coisa é dia perdido.&#xA;&#xA;AVISO: Esta conta pode conter ironia, sarcasmo, política, boa ortografia e ficção científica […] &#xA;&#xA;🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://mastodon.social/@jorgecandeias, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jorgecandeias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy</link><title>@jorgecandeias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy - Jorge Candeias</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jorgecandeias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mtu5pmwu7xl2</link><description>[Porn!]&#xA;&#xA;RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/117152329419172021&#xA;&#xA;And suddenly Miss Piggy comes into the room. 😱&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>24 Aug 2026 20:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q3iy4zeytru5eavo7d2dovky/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtu5pmwu7xl2</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jorgecandeias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mttoszbmzvo2</link><description>RE: https://masto.pt/@EsquerdaNet/117149923316610734&#xA;&#xA;Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap.&#xA;https://masto.pt/users/EsquerdaNet/statuses/117149923316610734</description><pubDate>24 Aug 2026 16:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q3iy4zeytru5eavo7d2dovky/app.bsky.feed.post/3mttoszbmzvo2</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jorgecandeias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mtrwuz54a3j2</link><description>RE: https://masto.pt/@sapopt/117147152930949856&#xA;&#xA;Ponham o Guterres nisso.&#xA;https://masto.pt/users/sapopt/statuses/117147152930949856</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 23:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q3iy4zeytru5eavo7d2dovky/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrwuz54a3j2</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jorgecandeias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mtrmlplt6qv2</link><description>RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/117146615815566350&#xA;&#xA;Hehehehe.&#xA;&#xA;Behold the ancestors of the grammar nazis.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 20:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q3iy4zeytru5eavo7d2dovky/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrmlplt6qv2</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jorgecandeias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mtri5vkcdco2</link><description>Este filho da mãe faz o que quer da guitarra.&#xA;&#xA;E o que quer fazer tem um bom gosto do caraças.&#xA;&#xA;#music&#xA;&#xA;https://youtu.be/WQdOCzLH6d4</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 19:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q3iy4zeytru5eavo7d2dovky/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtri5vkcdco2</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jorgecandeias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mtrbgna2hza2</link><description>In Portuguese, a guitar has no neck.&#xA;&#xA;But it has an arm. And that makes a whole lot more sense, imho.</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 17:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q3iy4zeytru5eavo7d2dovky/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrbgna2hza2</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jorgecandeias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mtr77zbv7rz2</link><description>RE: https://sfba.social/@vij/117141960536074896&#xA;&#xA;Uma breve mesarquia para vocês, para ver se arrancam os olhos da remotoscopia.&#xA;https://sfba.social/users/vij/statuses/117141960536074896</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 16:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q3iy4zeytru5eavo7d2dovky/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtr77zbv7rz2</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jorgecandeias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mtp44r4e3q32</link><description>RE: https://mastodon.social/@top_news/117141004062463515&#xA;&#xA;&#34;Areas of tropical development&#34;. I.e., zonas de potencial desenvolvimento de tempestades tropicais. 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It&#39;s all about geniciding Palestine.&#xA;https://assortedflotsam.com/users/NewsBot/statuses/117140965718018288</description><pubDate>22 Aug 2026 20:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q3iy4zeytru5eavo7d2dovky/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtp3qjqv34j2</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jorgecandeias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mtovzdg5mpj2</link><description>Nesta treta das fragatas, mais do que as piadolas sobre os submarinos e o CDS (haha), o que me leva mesmo a interrogar-me se não é dinheiro deitado à rua é o que a Ucrânia fez com os drones à frota russa do mar negro. Meios navais caríssimos podem perfeitamente não passar de dinheiro […]&#xA;https://mastodon.social/@jorgecandeias/117140594400215068</description><pubDate>22 Aug 2026 18:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q3iy4zeytru5eavo7d2dovky/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtovzdg5mpj2</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jorgecandeias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mtoochvc4w32</link><description>RE: https://ciberlandia.pt/@PureDeNoticias/117139990245350799&#xA;&#xA;E agora fiquei a imaginar a Rússia escondida numa ilha do Tejo habitada por cavalos selvagens.&#xA;https://ciberlandia.pt/users/PureDeNoticias/statuses/117139990245350799</description><pubDate>22 Aug 2026 16:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q3iy4zeytru5eavo7d2dovky/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtoochvc4w32</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jorgecandeias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mtom5vx4sy32</link><description>RE: https://universeodon.com/@revesdespace/117139888711715466&#xA;&#xA;This is a very lazy cover. 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The fucking gall.&#xA;&#xA;Iran can go fuck itself.&#xA;https://piaille.fr/users/jeromeollier/statuses/117134535696951357</description><pubDate>21 Aug 2026 17:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q3iy4zeytru5eavo7d2dovky/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmakfh7lcn2</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jorgecandeias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mtlwt2puoc72</link><description>RE: https://mastodon.social/@PulseOfNations/117133890310049271&#xA;&#xA;Lovely, lovely stuff.&#xA;https://mastodon.social/ap/users/117119063977075846/statuses/117133890310049271</description><pubDate>21 Aug 2026 14:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q3iy4zeytru5eavo7d2dovky/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtlwt2puoc72</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jorgecandeias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mtlwnl4jgov2</link><description>RE: https://ciberlandia.pt/@PureDeNoticias/117133856079528652&#xA;&#xA;Para que querem os mortos os seus robô-dálmatas, Puré? Agora deixaste-me curioso. Há aqui uma boa história. 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Se alguém disser isto sobre este nazi, é &#34;antissemita&#34;.&#xA;&#xA;Vejam só como as coisas são.&#xA;https://masto.pt/users/EsquerdaNet/statuses/117110378202388379</description><pubDate>17 Aug 2026 14:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q3iy4zeytru5eavo7d2dovky/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtbuiyrby6t2</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jorgecandeias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mtbugmsgcyg2</link><description>RE: https://masto.pt/@EsquerdaNet/117110555256465966&#xA;&#xA;Era só questão de tempo até esta besta quadrada ir parar à justiça.&#xA;https://masto.pt/users/EsquerdaNet/statuses/117110555256465966</description><pubDate>17 Aug 2026 14:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q3iy4zeytru5eavo7d2dovky/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtbugmsgcyg2</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jorgecandeias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy/post/3mt7po3liwlo2</link><description>Alguém aí está familiarizado com as regras do dominó-de-velho?&#xA;&#xA;Como é que funciona? 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