I used to root for bad sports teams. I still do too. Probably talking about DC sports. || Still trying to get the nerve up to record an album.https://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3m6ru4qhgms2y“Red Panda” suggests the existence of an up-and-coming prodigy that trekked across the land to collect badges in anticipation of a final showdown against their dinnerware throwing rival, “Blue Panda”29 Nov 2025 16:48 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6ru4qhgms2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lvqncub7ms2lJust now realizing that the link I provided is broken — here is a working link! https://secure.givelively.org/donate/sophia-ruggieri-memorial-fndn-serving-those-with-type-1-diabetes/sophia-s-stroll-august-9-2025/will-clayton [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Aug 2025 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvqncub7ms2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lvog7mndps2mSome of you may already know, but I’m on the board for the Sophia Ruggieri Memorial Foundation; a non-profit founded in my sister-in-law’s honor for kids with Type 1 Diabetes In our first year, we raised over $70k and gave out a scholarship. We truly couldn’t have done it without y’alls support 🙌🏻 [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Aug 2025 19:15 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvog7mndps2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lvofu7tdec2mThis Saturday, we’re returning to Brevard for the 2nd annual Sophia’s Stroll and we would love to see you there if you can make it on Aug. 9th! Please help us make a difference by sharing this link and donating to our team, Team Clayton. We’re competing to see who can raise the most for our cause! https://secure.givelively.org/teams/sophia-ruggieri-memorial-fndn-serving-those-with-type-1-diabetes/sophia-s-stroll-august-9-2025/team-clayton05 Aug 2025 19:08 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvofu7tdec2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lsyokpp2xs2wThe way LeBron pronounces “twelve” in this clip is stuck in my brain.02 Jul 2025 16:55 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsyokpp2xs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lsevt24ss22fAy man, I’m happy to have CJ McCollum to mentor Bub or get flipped as an expiring, but… Kelly Olynyk? KELLY FUCKING OLYNYK? I’m gonna be at Dulles on my layover in 5 hours and I’ll be DAMNED if I let that motherfucker wear a Wizards jersey.24 Jun 2025 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsevt24ss22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lrg5oaay4c2mAs long as DC isn’t giving up any of their future 1sts, I’m totally fine with the FO doing whatever they need to get their guy. We basically got the MEM 1st for free anyway Bagley, Johnny Davis, ‘25 2nd 🔄 Smart, Colby Jones, 18th overall If we can use that ammo to trade up for a top 5 pick, do it12 Jun 2025 14:40 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrg5oaay4c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lqwxasul7c2kOh my god the Salehe Bembury Hali 1’s look so damn good @mikedsykes.bsky.social https://andscape.com/features/tyrese-haliburton-puma-hali-1-hibiscus-new-signature-sneakers/06 Jun 2025 13:35 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqwxasul7c2khttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lqt2qxxl4c22 [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Jun 2025 00:27 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqt2qxxl4c22https://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lqqgqnd3ss25 [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Jun 2025 23:24 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqqgqnd3ss25https://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lq3iy5u5kk2xAt the office on a 3-day weekend.26 May 2025 15:38 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lq3iy5u5kk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3loz6rhbzik2jThis has to be the absolute dumbest draft lottery result in NBA history. DAL, SA, and PHI all getting top 3 picks while UTA, WAS, CHA, and BKN fall outside of it. Ah yes, just what the NBA needed; the two top prospects in the 2025 draft going to playoff caliber teams in the West. I’m speechless.13 May 2025 00:04 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3loz6rhbzik2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3loujm6ufis24 [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2025 03:35 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3loujm6ufis24https://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3loszuuvh4k2pIdk how anyone could hear @msjnba.bsky.social shove the Wizards franchise history into the dumpster and come away with the conclusion that anyone needs Flagg more than Washington. HIS NAME IS FLAGG! HE BELONGS IN THE NATIONS CAPITAL! [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 May 2025 13:21 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3loszuuvh4k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lolmw4ysrs2bRooftop beach was pretty sick07 May 2025 14:40 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lolmw4ysrs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lo4ogcizak24 [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2025 15:57 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo4ogcizak24https://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lnvkgkwj5c2hWinger&Dawkins | The Rebuild (2025) 1. Gandalf of Gallery Place 2. We’ll Deal Beal 3. Ouizards (feat. GIMS) 4. FRPs 5. Cherry Blossom SZN 6. Early Returns 7. The Kuzma Trade (skit) 8. Deni’s Sacrifice (feat. Kendrick Lamar) 9. BUB 10. You Just Got WUJ’d 11. Capture The Flagg28 Apr 2025 19:57 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnvkgkwj5c2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lne3vfk2ps23Wizards will select at 18th overall in the draft. Washington acquired that pick from Memphis at the deadline in the Marcus Smart trade — the Grizzlies would then drop from 2nd to 8th in the Western Conference standings. Quite literally the best case scenario for Washington.21 Apr 2025 21:22 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lne3vfk2ps23https://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lndyl3uq3c23It is still insane to me these trades happened Kuzma has turned into a pumpkin, Johnny Davis & Patrick Baldwin Jr. were busts, Bagley was… he was actually alright. Wiz gave up two 2nds Meanwhile, Smart & Middleton have been great vets, AJ & Colby have promise, and DC got MEM 1st + a ‘28 FRP swap21 Apr 2025 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lndyl3uq3c23https://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lmud6inark2bPeter Falk going ISO and telling the defender “just one more thing…” before hitting them with the nastiest tween hesi stepback you’ve ever seen. [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Apr 2025 14:50 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmud6inark2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lmkeijxcys2tChi-Chi Rodriguez and his caddie Alfred “Rabbit” Dyer at the 1975 Masters. This is the kind of vibe I’m trying to project at all times. Not just when I’m golfing. Always.11 Apr 2025 15:47 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmkeijxcys2thttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lmgm6glhzk27The Jazz just pulled an OT win out of their ass to lose sole possession of the worst record in the league and potentially move their floor from 5th to 6th overall. Let me be the first to say thank you, Utah. You fools. You morons. You imbeciles.10 Apr 2025 03:53 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmgm6glhzk27https://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lmfsa6uyus2sKyle Kuzma managed to have a -$1.5M production value. I was gonna use the word “somehow”, but unfortunately I know exactly how. The only thing less surprising than Kuz’s negative value is seeing Beal on the top of the worst injury contracts list. Cant believe the Wizards traded BOTH for +++ assets09 Apr 2025 20:09 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmfsa6uyus2shttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lmfrty3ack2s“Free Beal” in 2022: A lighthearted taunt from Suns fans who believed the Wizards were squandering Bradley Beal’s talent. “Free Beal” in 2025: A bloodcurdling plea from Suns fans that are trapped under the tyranny of Brad & his NTC. Their screams of agony are met with a chorus of laughter.09 Apr 2025 20:02 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmfrty3ack2shttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lmffhsf3bk2sIt’d be so funny if zero fans showed up and the broadcast view is just a bunch of t-shirts draped over seats. [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Apr 2025 16:21 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmffhsf3bk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lmbifaybr22dKurtis Blow was right. Basketball IS my favorite sport.08 Apr 2025 03:02 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmbifaybr22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lm4lhousuc2dI guess Houston abolished the tariffs [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Apr 2025 04:14 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm4lhousuc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3llkwuaapcs2bBetween this quote and the one from AJ saying he believes he has “superstar” potential, this is the exact type of mentality that’s been missing from this team for so long. If you take a second to look beyond the record, you’ll see that a new culture has started to take root within DC’s locker room. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Mar 2025 03:50 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3llkwuaapcs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/willclayton.bsky.social/post/3lkvoedpcm22zSeverance S2 is one of the most well-crafted seasons of TV I’ve ever watched. This show has an IV tapped into the artistic part of brain, effortlessly weaving motifs of deep cultural & historical significance within a visually stunning narrative. Everything hits. A masterpiece.21 Mar 2025 16:52 +0000at://did:plc:q5v3nei56t75o7x736dj7ins/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkvoedpcm22z