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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Not a cat. Wannabe comedian. Author of some books. No you have not heard of any of them.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social</link><title>@middlerage.bsky.social - Middlerage</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzkuvivbgk2n</link><description>Who agrees? ✊</description><pubDate>05 Nov 2026 12:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzkuvivbgk2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzjvgvihsc2y</link><description>He always was! 😆</description><pubDate>05 Nov 2026 03:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjvgvihsc2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzjveg3bgs2y</link><description>Too fucking late dude!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>05 Nov 2026 03:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjveg3bgs2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzjsqftzcc2y</link><description>Trump got his ass beat so badly, he’s in too much shock to even claim election fraud.</description><pubDate>05 Nov 2026 02:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjsqftzcc2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzjnqi5otk2y</link><pubDate>05 Nov 2026 00:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjnqi5otk2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzjnlhnzzc2y</link><description>No actually, we all would have voted for Jesus, it’s the false prophets &amp; Nazis we’re not into.</description><pubDate>05 Nov 2026 00:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjnlhnzzc2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzjm5ds5zk2z</link><description>I’d love to hear that voicemail! 😆&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>05 Nov 2026 00:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjm5ds5zk2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzjl56lvk22z</link><description>It’s what he’s been talking about for the last 2 years!&#xA;It’s why the GOP got their asses handed to them last night.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>05 Nov 2026 00:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjl56lvk22z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzjkwoxx3s2z</link><description>So, can we get those fucking Epstein Files already or what?</description><pubDate>05 Nov 2026 00:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjkwoxx3s2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzjks367js2z</link><description>America was busy protecting our Democracy. &#xA;We’ll circle back on protecting Sunshine some other time. 🤡</description><pubDate>05 Nov 2026 00:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjks367js2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzjgqd36g22z</link><description>Holeeee shit!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 22:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjgqd36g22z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzjbn356vc23</link><description>Blue Texas!!!!&#xA;This is because Trump #FAFO with their congressional maps first!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 21:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjbn356vc23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzjbhp4aos23</link><description>Because the Dems won you stupid fuck! &#xA;It has NOTHING to do with you!</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 21:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjbhp4aos23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzjbdy2z6k23</link><description>Winners: The American People&#xA;LOSER: Trump</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 21:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjbdy2z6k23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzizcilbwc2l</link><description>This is INSANE &#xA;Mississippi!!!!</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 18:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzizcilbwc2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mziyhcvpzk2l</link><description>Trump looks like he got fucked last night &amp; not in the good way! 😆</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 18:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mziyhcvpzk2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mziycvoyg22l</link><description>Haven’t felt this good since Biden won in 2020.&#xA;Have we learned yet, America???</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 18:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mziycvoyg22l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzixp442ks2l</link><description>Nope! He can vote however he wants as long as everyone else votes Dem!</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 18:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzixp442ks2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzixgzq4ds2l</link><description>More talking about the Ballroom that’s the answer! 🤡&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 18:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzixgzq4ds2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzihjh5oqs2l</link><description>We know you cheated last time! Now we can investigate &amp; fucking prove it, bitch!</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 13:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzihjh5oqs2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzgzx3mk4c2l</link><description>Hey GOP!&#xA;Never forget this is all your fault!!!!</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2026 23:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzgzx3mk4c2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzh6g3lzq22l</link><description>What shade of red do you think Trump is right now? 🤣</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 01:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzh6g3lzq22l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzhb6aatgk2l</link><description>Looking more &amp; more like Trump cheated in 2024, no?</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 02:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzhb6aatgk2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzih6ib6as2l</link><description>Hope Stephen Miller is pissing his pants right now!</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 13:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzih6ib6as2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzigvegwz22l</link><description>Even Trump’s Ballroom won’t save him now! 😆</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 13:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzigvegwz22l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzigqleiz22l</link><description>The GOP owns this loss.&#xA;If they would have stood up to Trump at ANY point we might not be here.&#xA;But they are spineless, cowards so here we are!</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 13:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzigqleiz22l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mziga5sja22l</link><description>Maybe having Trump travel the country talking about men’s asses wasn’t the best midterm strategy 🤪</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 13:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mziga5sja22l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzifaui5r22l</link><description>The biggest loser of the night after Donald Trump! 😆&#xA;Bye bye Haley Stevens!</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 12:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzifaui5r22l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzif562l5s2l</link><description>Understatement of the Century!</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 12:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzif562l5s2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/middlerage.bsky.social/post/3mzieyqyuok2l</link><description>Good luck, LOSER!&#xA;The people have spoken!</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 12:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q652yqsddcc6pln5utf4tmk7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzieyqyuok2l</guid></item></channel></rss>