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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.&#xA;https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/lowqualityfacts.bsky.social</link><title>@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social - Low Quality Facts</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/lowqualityfacts.bsky.social/post/3mleidu2tkk2e</link><description>Sounds like an innocent misunderstanding.</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 19:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q6foyrwylbsiknpnnwbmd53e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mleidu2tkk2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/lowqualityfacts.bsky.social/post/3mleeqxymn22g</link><description>Slowing the aging process by permanently traveling west.</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 18:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q6foyrwylbsiknpnnwbmd53e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mleeqxymn22g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/lowqualityfacts.bsky.social/post/3mleaxdqojk22</link><description>Very suspicious.</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 17:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q6foyrwylbsiknpnnwbmd53e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mleaxdqojk22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/lowqualityfacts.bsky.social/post/3mle5jncrxc2d</link><description>We would all be geniuses if we didn&#39;t need oxygen.</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 16:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q6foyrwylbsiknpnnwbmd53e/app.bsky.feed.post/3mle5jncrxc2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/lowqualityfacts.bsky.social/post/3mldztwsmlk2c</link><description>Look, I know you all think this account is funded by the mice industry. But that&#39;s not true. That&#39;s absurd. I don&#39;t think mice even have an industry to promote. 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