Improv at UCB in NYC. Was in a couple of issues of McSweeney’s, but a long time ago when it was less impressive. He/Him.https://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mrb6tyqv3s2nThey’re so terrified of everything, must be exhausting [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Jul 2026 20:44 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrb6tyqv3s2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mqmmjxu7ms2oCut to the conspiracy accidentally being uncovered when Kash Patel’s gf has a gig at the Kremlin [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Jul 2026 16:23 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqmmjxu7ms2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mqktwcel3k23I’ve stopped believing in so many things over the last several years, one of those things is “white hat hackers who have the ability to break into any computer database” [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Jul 2026 23:30 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqktwcel3k23https://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mqkt6uqors23I guess my deal is that when I concentrate I’m able to see the infinite and overwhelming beauty in everything, but also I assume the “beauty” is actually just my tiny li’l meat brain short circuiting?13 Jul 2026 23:17 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqkt6uqors23https://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mqkqespcuk23Wait, what if it WASN’T just a “Roman salute” 😨😨😨13 Jul 2026 22:26 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqkqespcuk23https://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mq5xlxq5ds27Okay but is it a war yet08 Jul 2026 20:31 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5xlxq5ds27https://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mq5fhsmoh22bMy pitch to George R.R. Martin is for him to go meta with the last two books - insert himself as a character, incorporate writer’s block into the magic system08 Jul 2026 15:06 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5fhsmoh22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mq5d6bvzls26It’s almost as if a bunch of rich people make money when oil prices jump around, especially if they have insider information. Weird!08 Jul 2026 14:25 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5d6bvzls26https://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mq3373hxqk2nThe Minions using the Necronomicon to summon Cthulhu was on my 2026 bingo card, if Tilly Norwood gets a cabinet position then I WIN THE PRIZE07 Jul 2026 16:57 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq3373hxqk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mq327fhebk2nWe deserve Tilly Norwood07 Jul 2026 16:39 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq327fhebk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mpyhfydk2s2tDo extra dimensional aliens find it cute that our scientists put so much effort into exploring and describing the 3D universe06 Jul 2026 15:58 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpyhfydk2s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mpuqa2qph22iThe inclusion of “September” in this July 4th medley is a genius choice05 Jul 2026 04:25 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpuqa2qph22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mptvu4sqds2hAfter last night’s apocalyptic thunderstorm followed by fireworks, this morning my dog did his “Father, see the treats up there on the shelf?” routine, except for his Doggy Prozac04 Jul 2026 20:33 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mptvu4sqds2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mprj4hzpnc2rPretty sure this is the first time I’ve gotten a text from ConEd saying “heads up, we’re gonna send you less electricity, some of your stuff might not work” I HOPE THE DATA CENTERS WILL BE OKAY03 Jul 2026 21:40 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mprj4hzpnc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mpjt3lsyn22jStop complaining about Trump spending so much money on construction projects, you obviously know nothing about the man. He never pays contractors30 Jun 2026 20:17 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpjt3lsyn22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mp4n6wlgk22gToday’s NY Times crossword has a clue deliberately designed to troll improv comedy people: “Bit of improv” (4 letters)25 Jun 2026 14:27 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp4n6wlgk22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3moxjlmg4vc2uPhilip K. Dick would have been huge on TikTok23 Jun 2026 13:39 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3moxjlmg4vc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3movaloen222wYou can’t make me learn about the hot new band Geese and then a year later reveal that this whole time there’s also been an even more successful band called Goose22 Jun 2026 15:53 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3movaloen222whttps://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mothjz46222kIt would be so unfortunate if somebody made a scale model of Epstein Island and floated it out into the middle of the reflecting pool21 Jun 2026 22:52 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mothjz46222khttps://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3moq3mjmdjs22Hey remember when we blew up the leader of another country because we thought the country might be a threat some day? So is that legal now, or what exactly is the deal20 Jun 2026 14:40 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3moq3mjmdjs22https://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mod5vmvb7222Worried that while I’m away my A.I. appliances say cruel things to my dog15 Jun 2026 11:17 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mod5vmvb7222https://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mo4rqo2mr22vRemember when the first trillionaire said Trump wasn’t releasing the files because he was in the files? And he is indeed in the files, and he’s not releasing the files because he’s in the files? Do you remember that? Wild. Anyway, excited for the bloodsport fight at the Lincoln Memorial12 Jun 2026 22:23 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo4rqo2mr22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mo464xjx422uIf only he’d been a trillionaire 12 years ago, I bet he wouldn’t have had to beg so hard to visit the island12 Jun 2026 16:32 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo464xjx422uhttps://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mnwkoplnws2pThe Gaslight War10 Jun 2026 11:01 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnwkoplnws2phttps://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mns7mxzzp227I hope one day we’re visited by god-like space aliens who share their utopian blueprint with us and it’s literally just “if someone’s personal wealth surpasses a billion astro dollars then we eat them”08 Jun 2026 17:32 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mns7mxzzp227https://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mns3mzio6c27I believe in you, NYC [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Jun 2026 16:21 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mns3mzio6c27https://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mnqvi2znzc24I’m not sure how much longer this fragile ceasefire will hold08 Jun 2026 04:58 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnqvi2znzc24https://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mndw7rb7fk2tThere are currently Toy Story 5 audio ads on NYC subway trains and in stations, and they are GLORIOUS. Excruciatingly loud and garbled, totally incomprehensible except for something about “tech” and a snippet of Randy Newman melody. This is the dystopian Singularity we were promised03 Jun 2026 01:06 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mndw7rb7fk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/morgan.bsky.social/post/3mnaexf6ps225If you’re confused about the term “ceasefire” and how it now includes the possibility of active fighting, you are old fashioned and still clinging to the idea that words have permanent meanings. We are still in a ceasefire, we have always been in a ceasefire01 Jun 2026 15:20 +0000at://did:plc:q7hrekho7iu4qooth7bfjuj7/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnaexf6ps225