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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>happy birthday</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social</link><title>@duckhonkin.bsky.social - Smiths Chips</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3mwav5ryjck2b</link><pubDate>24 Sep 2026 08:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwav5ryjck2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3mut37zlzg22d</link><description>hey @jonhendren.com see anything you like? #IGA #hotdogroll</description><pubDate>06 Sep 2026 03:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mut37zlzg22d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3mshmbq42x223</link><description>four whole eggs in this bad boy</description><pubDate>07 Aug 2026 03:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mshmbq42x223</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3mmissxgfxs2q</link><pubDate>23 May 2026 06:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmissxgfxs2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3mmblchop3c2c</link><description>Lies of P review in progress: pretty good. Considering it directly steals a lot from Bloodborne, I think it feels surprisingly fresh. Most of it is too easy, with the occasional outrageous spike in difficulty. 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Very embarrassing behaviour for a learned man&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>03 May 2026 08:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwqhghdts2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3mktvp3cocc2r</link><description>oh hell yeah</description><pubDate>02 May 2026 05:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktvp3cocc2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3mkr2vo7ec22q</link><description>i love when it’s really foggy in the morning and then you see on the news later “it was really foggy this morning”. yeah i know bitch</description><pubDate>01 May 2026 02:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkr2vo7ec22q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3mjy5pyn4c22z</link><description>reminder that “food poisoning” isn’t real. you can’t get sick from food with the exception of maybe shellfish</description><pubDate>21 Apr 2026 04:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjy5pyn4c22z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3mjwblvexh22c</link><description>very late to this but i just got an iphone 17 and it is honkers how bad “apple intelligence” is when previously basic features like searching settings straight up does not work</description><pubDate>20 Apr 2026 10:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjwblvexh22c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3mifrwyqmu22b</link><description>anyone mind if this bimbofied husband has a little green chili beef noodles and salt pepper chicken for lunch</description><pubDate>01 Apr 2026 03:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mifrwyqmu22b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3midc4iq5r22v</link><description>Honkin&#39; on Bobo</description><pubDate>31 Mar 2026 04:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3midc4iq5r22v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3mhu3xnrv6c2j</link><description>Albums by bass players are so funny. Yeah just bump the bass up a bit. Little bit more. Yeah just make the bass 30% too high in the mix. More bitch. Yeah it&#39;s all out of whack so what. Everyone wants to hear my bass as loud as possible</description><pubDate>25 Mar 2026 03:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhu3xnrv6c2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3mdx56nf26s2k</link><description>if i don’t get 2000 likes for my chili oil i swear i’ll kill myself</description><pubDate>03 Feb 2026 10:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdx56nf26s2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3mdjvb6lfzc2z</link><description>flavours are so goated</description><pubDate>29 Jan 2026 03:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdjvb6lfzc2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3md5zcjwtls25</link><description>a slice for my followers? yes?</description><pubDate>24 Jan 2026 10:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3md5zcjwtls25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3mclslyjgqs2h</link><description>look at this banh mi! wow!</description><pubDate>17 Jan 2026 04:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mclslyjgqs2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3mbxngmox322j</link><description>what do you think of my roast pork laksa? are you happy for me?</description><pubDate>09 Jan 2026 04:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbxngmox322j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3mau4rhdvl22c</link><description>reply “epic” if you would like some of my maple bacon or rosemary thyme bacon!</description><pubDate>26 Dec 2025 01:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mau4rhdvl22c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3m77ml6cqkk2s</link><pubDate>05 Dec 2025 04:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3m77ml6cqkk2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3m6nxuh7cok2g</link><description>tried the kfc banh mi. should have gone to the IGA</description><pubDate>28 Nov 2025 03:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6nxuh7cok2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3m55vjdqfw22u</link><description>ok runny eggs had a great run but let’s get back to medium eggs please. i don’t need liquid yolk no more</description><pubDate>09 Nov 2025 00:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3m55vjdqfw22u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3m4jw4skot22a</link><description>aw yiss</description><pubDate>01 Nov 2025 02:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4jw4skot22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3m3gqfmgv522a</link><pubDate>18 Oct 2025 02:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3gqfmgv522a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3m3efz5pp622m</link><description>43 year old man alone at the food court eating laksa reading the wikipedia article for laksa</description><pubDate>17 Oct 2025 04:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3efz5pp622m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/duckhonkin.bsky.social/post/3m37f2h7qv225</link><description>can’t believe there’s only 14 months until christmas</description><pubDate>15 Oct 2025 04:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:q7kdigo7rwqdgakl6e22njdq/app.bsky.feed.post/3m37f2h7qv225</guid></item></channel></rss>