Probably the most prosaic Blueskyer in the world. Currently testing the water here after 16 years on Twitter (@AndrewHavis). Based in Hertfordshire and London. He/him/his. https://www.andrew-havis.co.ukhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3mvf6aezmk22nDoes anyone have a time machine handy? I want to nip into the future to see if Spurs will actually score any league goals this season. 😆 #TOTEVE #THFC13 Sep 2026 08:24 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvf6aezmk22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3mvb7hg63622kI was in school at the time of the 9/11 attacks, 25 years ago today. Indeed, I was in an English class, studying Lord of the Flies. It wasn’t until I got home afterwards and saw the rolling news on TV when I realised the full horror of what was happening. As a teenager, it was shocking to see.11 Sep 2026 18:35 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvb7hg63622khttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3mv4gklervs2aWait a second. A *starting* cost of $1,999?! I think I’ll stick with my old iPhone 13 Pro Max. [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Sep 2026 20:59 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4gklervs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3mutkbntehk2zYeah, but we now have blue passports, and we took back sovereignty and control that we never actually lost. 🙃 [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Sep 2026 08:12 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3mutkbntehk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3mubvwviqis2bThis is going to be another 52:48 situation, isn’t it? 😬 [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Aug 2026 07:53 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3mubvwviqis2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3muaj4gnqrs2zWell, it’s a defeat to Newcastle and we’re still yet to score a point, but we are basically the Trigger’s broom of teams at the moment. We still need to (pardon the pun) find our feet. There’s no need to panic. At least, not yet. #TOTNEW #THFC29 Aug 2026 18:30 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3muaj4gnqrs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3muahndmxgc2zIt’s at moments like this when I wonder if we will find ourselves in a relegation scrap for the third season in a row, despite spending over £400m on transfers. 😬 Thank goodness this is just the second PL game of the season! #TOTNEW #THFC29 Aug 2026 18:04 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3muahndmxgc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3mtwlua7dxk2cDolly Parton was, by all accounts, an excellent singer and a fantastic person. Her music will live on forever, as will her charity work. This is a truly sad loss. #RIPDolly [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Aug 2026 19:53 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwlua7dxk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3mtvo6jufys2cThis has made my day. Hopefully Salvinho will be a key part in lifting Spurs out of the relegation scraps we’ve had over the last two seasons. Come on! 😀 #COYS #THFC https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cy7z637nj8jo25 Aug 2026 11:02 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtvo6jufys2chttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3mtrdzdci4223Come on. Make it happen. #COYS #THFC [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Aug 2026 17:49 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrdzdci4223https://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3mtrdfeb75k2sAt least I have Aston Villa to thank today for lifting us off the bottom of the table. 😄 #BRIAVI #THFC #PremierLeague23 Aug 2026 17:38 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtrdfeb75k2shttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3mtoubei5n22hI would amuse myself with the crisis that Manchester United have found themselves in. However, Spurs’ score against Brentford is even more awful. Well, it’s only the first game of the season, and it wouldn’t be the #PremierLeague without United and Spurs in crisis mode already. #BRETOT #THFC22 Aug 2026 18:02 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtoubei5n22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3mtlh5mflk22uI really can’t complain about Spurs’ activity in this summer’s transfer window (unlike previous seasons). The question now is whether this immense spending will show in a significantly improved Premier League performance. Let’s hope so. #COYS #THFC [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Aug 2026 09:29 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtlh5mflk22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3mtjdniqpgc2oSeemingly random question: does anyone else find that McDonald’s in airports are a lot more expensive than McDonald’s outside of airports? I know there’s a captive market, but the difference is ridiculous. 😕20 Aug 2026 13:21 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjdniqpgc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3mt2rgm3yzk2rStarting the weekend with an #EmergencyAlert, basically stating not to use disposable barbecues or undertake other risky activities due to the risk of wildfires during the ongoing heatwave. I understand this information is important, but is an emergency alert an appropriate way of delivering it?14 Aug 2026 18:18 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2rgm3yzk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3msx57ckbgs26One of the trending headlines on Bluesky at the time of writing this post is “Farage wins Clacton seat”. Considering that the by-election only started at 7am this morning and the result won’t be announced until tomorrow morning, Bluesky must have a crystal ball. #ClactonByElection13 Aug 2026 07:38 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3msx57ckbgs26https://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3msvrg5mrms2dThe eclipse has been quite the spectacle. I saw it using a combination of biscuit box, tin foil and colander. Whilst challenging, it was great fun to witness. #Eclipse #Eclipse202612 Aug 2026 18:34 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvrg5mrms2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3msqtayyyi22wI’m a Brit, so a pound sign to me will always be “£”. The “#” symbol is a hash (it’s only a hashtag when it’s used as part of an actual #hashtag). [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Aug 2026 19:24 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqtayyyi22whttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3mskzvirdr22bA memo to all gastropubs out there. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Aug 2026 12:07 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3mskzvirdr22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3ms3lfknz5225The bizarre thing is that, other than Reform, none of the mainstream parties are running. The upcoming Clacton by-election is really just an ego trip for Farage. Of course, it would be spectacular if Farage lost to Count Binface (who, apparently, is the Establishment). #VoteBinface [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Aug 2026 08:38 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms3lfknz5225https://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3ms2iyc4uk22qI am watching #CasinoRoyale, and am thinking that the password that Bond uses for the wire transfer is the name of his femme fatale, Vesper. Surely it would have been obvious for Le Chiffre to guess that and get the money back from Bond, without being killed by his underworld clientèle?01 Aug 2026 22:22 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms2iyc4uk22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3mrv6hhww3c26What would the World Cup have been without England, France, Spain, Portugal, Germany, the Netherlands, Belgium, Norway, Sweden or Scotland? Most of the most entertaining teams are European! Who would invest in a World Cup when you can be >90% certain that Argentina or Brazil will win it? [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jul 2026 19:30 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrv6hhww3c26https://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3mrsnnzlwck26UEFA must surely have a lot of bargaining power with FIFA. Hopefully, the former will convince the latter not to pursue this awful commercialisation plan. Football is for everyone. ⚽️ [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jul 2026 19:24 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsnnzlwck26https://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3mqzs3bc4jc2i¡VIVA ESPAÑA! That was an ill-mannered final, but Spain have come out of it as #WorldCup champions, and deservedly so. Awesome. 🇪🇸⚽️🏆 #SPAARG #WC202619 Jul 2026 22:07 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzs3bc4jc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/andrewhavis.bsky.social/post/3mqzqfre53c2iI think we need to petition to switch this weekend’s games, so that tonight’s game is the third-place playoff and last night’s would stand as the final. #SPAARG #WorldCup #WC202619 Jul 2026 21:37 +0000at://did:plc:qb5duafcpempfnedap6divud/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzqfre53c2i