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Witchy Woman.&#xA;&#xA;I’m from N-E-W Jerz</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social</link><title>@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social - The Volatile Mermaid</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mkyck4gax22h</link><description>I’m Nancy&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>03 May 2026 23:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qbvmzulle4ytussf2qpzoqqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyck4gax22h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mkszjnzc7s2p</link><description>He fails a cognitive test every time he speaks.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>01 May 2026 21:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qbvmzulle4ytussf2qpzoqqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkszjnzc7s2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mksf6pzsvk2v</link><description>When you get dressed up for a Trump event that’s called getting Ku Klux Glam.</description><pubDate>01 May 2026 14:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qbvmzulle4ytussf2qpzoqqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksf6pzsvk2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mks2vt7iwk2a</link><description>He didn’t have to hear Hakeem Jeffries to decide he was a low IQ person, he just had to see him.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>01 May 2026 11:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qbvmzulle4ytussf2qpzoqqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mks2vt7iwk2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mkrzpveehk2a</link><description>Getting old sucks, like what do you mean I don’t even have to do anything to get hurt, just staying in the same position causes pain now too?</description><pubDate>01 May 2026 11:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qbvmzulle4ytussf2qpzoqqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkrzpveehk2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mkrzpdof522a</link><description>Not really an N’SYNC fan so</description><pubDate>01 May 2026 11:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qbvmzulle4ytussf2qpzoqqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkrzpdof522a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mknxh44u7c2l</link><description>In order to become a naturalized citizen you have to pass a citizenship test that exactly zero people who voted for this couch-fucker could pass to save their lives.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>29 Apr 2026 20:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qbvmzulle4ytussf2qpzoqqd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknxh44u7c2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social/post/3mknmhobna22l</link><description>Not to sound all “Vote Blue No Matter Who” but today is a good day to remember that you’re not just choosing a president for the next 4 years. 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