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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Harpsichord skeptic</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/propolis-labs.bsky.social</link><title>@propolis-labs.bsky.social - Blasé Pascal 🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🐝🇨🇦</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/propolis-labs.bsky.social/post/3mtutui7x222o</link><description>Sadly, Jesse watters looks a bit like a bizzaro colbert&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>25 Aug 2026 03:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qla3o7k3epj3imobsxkprxbn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtutui7x222o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/propolis-labs.bsky.social/post/3mtsdogmd722r</link><description>Man bill O&#39;Reilly looks like bill nighy in Underworld</description><pubDate>24 Aug 2026 03:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qla3o7k3epj3imobsxkprxbn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtsdogmd722r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/propolis-labs.bsky.social/post/3mtn6333lkk24</link><description>Wait. 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U tell Susan you gotta eat these pickles within 6 week.You ken it?there be pickles what keep but these are the other kind</description><pubDate>18 Aug 2026 03:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qla3o7k3epj3imobsxkprxbn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtdchra2nk2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/propolis-labs.bsky.social/post/3mtbtflx7vs24</link><description>My most libertarian view is that roads should be sequestered to an isolated location where it is always twisted metal-style vehicular mayhem&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>17 Aug 2026 13:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qla3o7k3epj3imobsxkprxbn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtbtflx7vs24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/propolis-labs.bsky.social/post/3mt6ijrfcnk2f</link><description>If I were gifted with godlike powers I would use them to stage a scenario where I would come home with my wife and be absurdly eviscerated by my poodles, and every step of the way, it&#39;d become more gruesome and awful yet more hilarious, and after a year I would show up as though nothing had happened</description><pubDate>16 Aug 2026 05:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qla3o7k3epj3imobsxkprxbn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt6ijrfcnk2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/propolis-labs.bsky.social/post/3mt42kluszs2k</link><description>Checkmate you wahabbist fucks&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 Aug 2026 06:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qla3o7k3epj3imobsxkprxbn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt42kluszs2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/propolis-labs.bsky.social/post/3mswl4nsns22l</link><description>Join us next time for a new episode of The World&#39;s Wettest Foods</description><pubDate>13 Aug 2026 02:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qla3o7k3epj3imobsxkprxbn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mswl4nsns22l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/propolis-labs.bsky.social/post/3mstr4nfovs2k</link><description>Ah shit made another compiler accidentally, this time with a debugger</description><pubDate>11 Aug 2026 23:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qla3o7k3epj3imobsxkprxbn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstr4nfovs2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/propolis-labs.bsky.social/post/3mso4j7bgrc2i</link><description>Hit 1k followers and am quitting my bday job because now I am influencer</description><pubDate>09 Aug 2026 17:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qla3o7k3epj3imobsxkprxbn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mso4j7bgrc2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/propolis-labs.bsky.social/post/3mske62h2xc2o</link><description>There will be exactly 1 dollar that will cause the crash. 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