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He was rich and respected and fearless; He&#39;ll never feel like that again. &#xA;&#xA;He&#39;s popular in the group chat though! The COs are proud of all the work they&#39;ve done with him, and their boots are always clean. &#xA;&#xA;(Awesome work by @stranj.bsky.social !)</description><pubDate>11 Jun 2024 15:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qor7qkpejim4ebhttcjs2khs/app.bsky.feed.post/3kunv7slifr26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/topsider.bsky.social/post/3mkgiwakzi22j</link><description>Showing @swiftywolf.bsky.social that human kibble video and I think he&#39;s actually upset.</description><pubDate>26 Apr 2026 21:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qor7qkpejim4ebhttcjs2khs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkgiwakzi22j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/topsider.bsky.social/post/3mkflb2mhs22j</link><description>Bottle of champagne in my fridge looking sad because no one will open it</description><pubDate>26 Apr 2026 12:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qor7qkpejim4ebhttcjs2khs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkflb2mhs22j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/topsider.bsky.social/post/3mkdbvd7ltc2j</link><description>So when I first learned about what happens when you ask a gen AI to do something, my first thought was &#34;sounds like it doesn&#39;t benefit from economies of scale.&#34; Did that turn out to be true?</description><pubDate>25 Apr 2026 14:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qor7qkpejim4ebhttcjs2khs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdbvd7ltc2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/topsider.bsky.social/post/3mkd7mhalck2j</link><description>wish this guy would move over here for good. Whenever he comes across my feed it&#39;s stuff like him pointing out that Dan O&#39;Brien can&#39;t count, and the replies are full of tedious idiots explaining that they can&#39;t count either</description><pubDate>25 Apr 2026 14:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qor7qkpejim4ebhttcjs2khs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkd7mhalck2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/topsider.bsky.social/post/3mkaw5kt3yc2r</link><description>Been a gray fox for a decade and just now thought of the pun &#34;Urocyon Incarcerargenteus&#34;</description><pubDate>24 Apr 2026 16:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qor7qkpejim4ebhttcjs2khs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkaw5kt3yc2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/topsider.bsky.social/post/3mkaucw2qbk2r</link><description>look at ussss&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>24 Apr 2026 15:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qor7qkpejim4ebhttcjs2khs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkaucw2qbk2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/topsider.bsky.social/post/3mk4qnottmk27</link><description>He&#39;s hated Tarantino since he was a pup in film school...&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>23 Apr 2026 00:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qor7qkpejim4ebhttcjs2khs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk4qnottmk27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/topsider.bsky.social/post/3mk3ug5gze227</link><description>30 minutes of Gideon Rachman making polite sceptical noises while a pair of Americans talk shite. &#xA;&#xA;Trump finds it’s easier to start a war than to end one - https://www.ft.com/content/ec5d497d-ceeb-43dd-a5d8-372dc4b65f89?shareType=nongift via @FT</description><pubDate>22 Apr 2026 15:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qor7qkpejim4ebhttcjs2khs/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3ug5gze227</guid></item></channel></rss>