Writer for Wizards of the Coast Co-host of Saturday Morning Tuesdays He/himhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinabridged.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinabridged.bsky.social/post/3mtypztxtz22eI don't like this week at all26 Aug 2026 16:13 +0000at://did:plc:qrha532fafosmkb37a6i6vop/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtypztxtz22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/austinabridged.bsky.social/post/3mtu7kdfsa222My most anticipated feature that I hope is in Kingdom Hearts 4 is the FFXVI ability to pause a cutscene and decode the lore in real time24 Aug 2026 21:07 +0000at://did:plc:qrha532fafosmkb37a6i6vop/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtu7kdfsa222https://bsky.app/profile/austinabridged.bsky.social/post/3mtmd2ynuik2t [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Aug 2026 17:49 +0000at://did:plc:qrha532fafosmkb37a6i6vop/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmd2ynuik2thttps://bsky.app/profile/austinabridged.bsky.social/post/3mtg2e2xyck24Nice try 🤐 [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Aug 2026 05:57 +0000at://did:plc:qrha532fafosmkb37a6i6vop/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtg2e2xyck24https://bsky.app/profile/austinabridged.bsky.social/post/3mtfq64keh224I'm gonna call these AI slop markers "attention whiskers" because every goddamn flyer and sign seems to get them now19 Aug 2026 02:55 +0000at://did:plc:qrha532fafosmkb37a6i6vop/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtfq64keh224https://bsky.app/profile/austinabridged.bsky.social/post/3mr7wlpugxk2fI've arrived at ✨️ Efteling ✨️22 Jul 2026 08:43 +0000at://did:plc:qrha532fafosmkb37a6i6vop/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr7wlpugxk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinabridged.bsky.social/post/3mr7o6gbltc2fNot greatest by any stretch, but I love a good chewy chunk of lyrics that rolls off the tongue. The one that comes to mind is from Hunchback of Notre Dame, where Q says "Out there among the millers and the weavers and their wives" I dunno what it is but it's like a verbal stim [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Jul 2026 06:13 +0000at://did:plc:qrha532fafosmkb37a6i6vop/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr7o6gbltc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinabridged.bsky.social/post/3mr5h2n5j6223Hague day, but for completely NON-WARCRIME reasons (i am innocent)21 Jul 2026 09:00 +0000at://did:plc:qrha532fafosmkb37a6i6vop/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr5h2n5j6223https://bsky.app/profile/austinabridged.bsky.social/post/3mr3fr2vsvc2kI can't tell if the plural apostrophe is somehow grammatically correct in the Netherlands or everyone is letting it slide but regardless this is my personal hell20 Jul 2026 13:31 +0000at://did:plc:qrha532fafosmkb37a6i6vop/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3fr2vsvc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/austinabridged.bsky.social/post/3mr32xrqk622kAnyway I'm gonna get another stroopwafel20 Jul 2026 10:18 +0000at://did:plc:qrha532fafosmkb37a6i6vop/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr32xrqk622khttps://bsky.app/profile/austinabridged.bsky.social/post/3mqzmuem76s2uStumbled across an extremely cool karaoke bar in Amsterdam, they decorated the FUCK outta this place19 Jul 2026 20:33 +0000at://did:plc:qrha532fafosmkb37a6i6vop/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzmuem76s2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinabridged.bsky.social/post/3mqx5gpdgq22bIs uhh everything okay back home [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Jul 2026 20:52 +0000at://did:plc:qrha532fafosmkb37a6i6vop/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqx5gpdgq22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinabridged.bsky.social/post/3mqu52hl5p22lAmsterdog17 Jul 2026 16:07 +0000at://did:plc:qrha532fafosmkb37a6i6vop/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqu52hl5p22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/austinabridged.bsky.social/post/3mqr7q6r2ck2tI have arrived in Amsterdam!16 Jul 2026 12:17 +0000at://did:plc:qrha532fafosmkb37a6i6vop/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqr7q6r2ck2t