World's only literate DJ https://alankalter.beehiiv.com/p/gabber-deathcore-cannery-ketchikanhttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3luy6tnrvos2dThe cool thing about Spotify is that you can listen to all of your favorite problematic artists secure in the knowledge that none of your money will ever reach them27 Jul 2025 23:04 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3luy6tnrvos2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3lujru5zcnk24The shift change. That moment when I come into the kitchen in the morning and the roaches skitter off to their homes. Fun little names can help deal with horror!22 Jul 2025 05:35 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lujru5zcnk24https://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3lqc36fbll22gThe allistic practice of adding mindnumbingly banal music to absolutely EVERYTHING29 May 2025 06:19 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqc36fbll22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3lkmkikb3es2uIt's so patronizing the way macOS pauses to think before indicating you typed in the wrong password.18 Mar 2025 01:49 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkmkikb3es2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3li4ssklpqc2tCountry "twang" is the same as Kawaii anime voice in terms of artifice14 Feb 2025 08:45 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3li4ssklpqc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3lg7utmu4is2wI appreciate the intent of not mentioning the guy by name, but it makes it a lot harder to mute the discussions!21 Jan 2025 03:09 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg7utmu4is2whttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3lenjlwc2js2qForget politics, the real divide for the next Civil War will be Fireworks People vs Dog Owners01 Jan 2025 02:34 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lenjlwc2js2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3lcrksxyix22l👀 Has anyone else noticed that "I'm Just Ken" has a pretty similar melody to "Despacito"? I wonder how many other writers of have (accidentally?) cribbed from that song08 Dec 2024 06:16 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcrksxyix22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3lcivsgl5as2hThere is no such thing as "Yacht Rock". Just lovely soft R&B with earnest lyrics and a bunch of men who are so fragile they can't admit they like it without inventing some lame ironic label for it.04 Dec 2024 19:39 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcivsgl5as2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3lceolxfi322wThere are two types of people in the world. People talking on podcasts and people talking from the front seats of cars.03 Dec 2024 03:19 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lceolxfi322whttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3lcchj5tink2o"Brainrot" is just generational mean-girl-ism. There's nothing extra strange about what kids today are saying, you have just elected to take the off ramp from popular culture and are trundling along the access road shaking your fist at them. You too sounded like a moron when you were young.02 Dec 2024 06:07 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcchj5tink2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3lccgrlxro22oFast and Furious movies are better than Wes Anderson02 Dec 2024 05:54 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lccgrlxro22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3lc5rcwd6fs2tI knew Xuxa before Senna. Is this the most bi thing about me?30 Nov 2024 09:19 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc5rcwd6fs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3lc5r5lbfbk2tA big kick rocks to people who are still using speling and punctuation, to gauge intelligence30 Nov 2024 09:16 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc5r5lbfbk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3lc3jbakq222oPeople are really out here adding laugh tracks to internet videos29 Nov 2024 11:50 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc3jbakq222ohttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3lbxvxoicvs2oAll Björk impressions are bad/disrespectful. She's a treasure and we don't celebrate her enough.28 Nov 2024 01:27 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbxvxoicvs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3lbsrc5yw5s2gWhat does it mean that militant internet atheist and guy who will die for the Oxford comma are often the same guy?26 Nov 2024 00:20 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbsrc5yw5s2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3lblgp2i6r22ePeople who question Beyonce's country bona fides should realize that putting out a song the cribs from the pop sounds of a decade ago is a VERY country thing to do. (Texas Hold 'Em sound like the Lumineers)23 Nov 2024 02:21 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lblgp2i6r22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3lbknok3wy22qyoutu.be/34FC0PBV6NY New single day!!! This is my grumpy elder millennial pop group. The song is house music and the lyrics are super simple to get you in that deliciously edifying mood of feeling persecuted just for your awesomeness. https://youtu.be/34FC0PBV6NY22 Nov 2024 18:54 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbknok3wy22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3lbdvhwn3vk24Something uniquely American about a traffic circle with stop signs20 Nov 2024 02:25 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbdvhwn3vk24https://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3laziekgqf22mA complete moron hears ABBA for the first time15 Nov 2024 23:03 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3laziekgqf22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3laumsz4qvs2yPSA: If you want to evade machine censorship, the last thing you would want to do is use easily searchable nonwords such as "unalive" or "seggs".14 Nov 2024 00:40 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3laumsz4qvs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3l7qr3dwhys24Will generative AI intensify corporate jargon to the point of diglossia in the English language? Should we call it "High Email"? #linguistics #actionitem #regards #cheers #drilldown #circleback #touchbase30 Oct 2024 18:20 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3l7qr3dwhys24https://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3kwunkuvdeu2fIt's more "McDonald's kitchen" than "bridge of the Enterprise" re sounds in cars these days09 Jul 2024 18:41 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3kwunkuvdeu2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3kvhutf4yk525My friends' secretly recorded doctor visits is my new favorite podcast21 Jun 2024 23:21 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3kvhutf4yk525https://bsky.app/profile/djalankalter.bsky.social/post/3kve27zdryc22Modular synthesis was getting a bit too mainstream so I sold it all and bought a sailing dinghy20 Jun 2024 10:47 +0000at://did:plc:qu2mrt7mtmuhuapmfvxb7ym7/app.bsky.feed.post/3kve27zdryc22