Worcester Human Rights Commissioner. He/Him.https://bsky.app/profile/dschnoeb.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/dschnoeb.bsky.social/post/3mmhix4nfm22zTulsi Gabbard taught me it was ok to be weird22 May 2026 17:54 +0000at://did:plc:qudjjvi5p36cfavlzedgpx5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmhix4nfm22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/dschnoeb.bsky.social/post/3mljkrhrny22sJob hunt getting dire, gotta start selling hantavirus to pay the bills10 May 2026 20:07 +0000at://did:plc:qudjjvi5p36cfavlzedgpx5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljkrhrny22shttps://bsky.app/profile/dschnoeb.bsky.social/post/3mlj5i2ofl22pAt brunch today, a guy at the next table had an AI slop photo of Jesus in his crown of thorns doing a crossover dribble in a Celtics jersey as his phone lock screen and somehow he was just allowed to be in society. Wild times.10 May 2026 16:09 +0000at://did:plc:qudjjvi5p36cfavlzedgpx5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlj5i2ofl22phttps://bsky.app/profile/dschnoeb.bsky.social/post/3mlcayi34j22aNow I’m just a regular guy but if someone fired a dang missile at me, I’d think maybe the fire has no longer ceased. But again, I’m not a giant moron so. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 22:24 +0000at://did:plc:qudjjvi5p36cfavlzedgpx5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcayi34j22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/dschnoeb.bsky.social/post/3ml7s32euus2bThis is incredible [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 22:51 +0000at://did:plc:qudjjvi5p36cfavlzedgpx5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7s32euus2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/dschnoeb.bsky.social/post/3mko66zy6n22iCheck out this level 10 wizard ass stick I pulled out of my bushes today. You shall not pass type shit over here.29 Apr 2026 22:40 +0000at://did:plc:qudjjvi5p36cfavlzedgpx5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mko66zy6n22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/dschnoeb.bsky.social/post/3mkeetuorfs2zImagine going back in there and just having dinner lol26 Apr 2026 01:13 +0000at://did:plc:qudjjvi5p36cfavlzedgpx5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkeetuorfs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/dschnoeb.bsky.social/post/3mk424s7ghk25He’s Running [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Apr 2026 17:40 +0000at://did:plc:qudjjvi5p36cfavlzedgpx5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk424s7ghk25https://bsky.app/profile/dschnoeb.bsky.social/post/3mjdtfczmbs2zWhat in the Elden Ring boss is going on in the background?13 Apr 2026 02:35 +0000at://did:plc:qudjjvi5p36cfavlzedgpx5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjdtfczmbs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/dschnoeb.bsky.social/post/3mjdq74rky22iThe Pope will never get an EGOT. He doesn’t have the range to get a Grammy, let alone a Tony. I don’t want a Pope who can’t transition from screen to stage and stay consistent. EGOTs are for titans of the field and the Pope doesn’t have it!13 Apr 2026 01:38 +0000at://did:plc:qudjjvi5p36cfavlzedgpx5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjdq74rky22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/dschnoeb.bsky.social/post/3mj4a3jjuv22tDid a large spider the size of my palm write this?10 Apr 2026 02:01 +0000at://did:plc:qudjjvi5p36cfavlzedgpx5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj4a3jjuv22thttps://bsky.app/profile/dschnoeb.bsky.social/post/3miwxh5jwt22fLove that we’re just getting Armageddon groundhog updates now. The pedophile has spoken! Two more weeks of survival!07 Apr 2026 23:43 +0000at://did:plc:qudjjvi5p36cfavlzedgpx5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwxh5jwt22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/dschnoeb.bsky.social/post/3miufydjrpk2nMoments away from finding out if this was prophecy06 Apr 2026 23:25 +0000at://did:plc:qudjjvi5p36cfavlzedgpx5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3miufydjrpk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/dschnoeb.bsky.social/post/3mii7e527522gIt’s Stefan’s and it’s not close. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Apr 2026 02:55 +0000at://did:plc:qudjjvi5p36cfavlzedgpx5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mii7e527522ghttps://bsky.app/profile/dschnoeb.bsky.social/post/3migvsi7n6k2gYearly reminder that April Fools is the day that people who aren't comedians show us why.01 Apr 2026 14:31 +0000at://did:plc:qudjjvi5p36cfavlzedgpx5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3migvsi7n6k2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/dschnoeb.bsky.social/post/3mibzeexduk2eWe do not have to do this, folks.30 Mar 2026 15:51 +0000at://did:plc:qudjjvi5p36cfavlzedgpx5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mibzeexduk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/dschnoeb.bsky.social/post/3mhtqp3luok23Vaxxed??? [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Mar 2026 23:39 +0000at://did:plc:qudjjvi5p36cfavlzedgpx5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhtqp3luok23https://bsky.app/profile/dschnoeb.bsky.social/post/3mhqbzv74nc2lIt's deeply funny to me when the NYT has an article about anything normal like "Winter is over, how cities are prepping for spring" and some 60 year old with "NO DMS!" in their profile replies "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PEDOPHILES? WHY IS THIS NEWS?" Please hold 2 thoughts in your head at once, Susan.23 Mar 2026 14:39 +0000at://did:plc:qudjjvi5p36cfavlzedgpx5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhqbzv74nc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/dschnoeb.bsky.social/post/3mhipxb35ic23Hey friends! After more than a decade of putting books in libraries for the whole of the country, Penguin Random House has eliminated my position. I’m officially leaving the company at the end of the month. Not sure what’s next for me but I’m excited to explore my options in this next chapter!20 Mar 2026 14:27 +0000at://did:plc:qudjjvi5p36cfavlzedgpx5d/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhipxb35ic23