Probably not going to talk about the thing you've heard of me from, probably going to be grumpy in ways you disagree withhttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.datehttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mjg24zj7ys2dIt's been a long time since I learned something completely new about Git, but today I learned that you can't have a branch called `foo` and one called `foo/bar` at the same time. I guess because stuff under `.git/refs` is Just Files, but it's not something I'd thought of before.13 Apr 2026 23:41 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjg24zj7ys2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3miwon5xiak2bI have aunts, uncles, and cousins who voted for Trump in 2024. Fuck them. This is more important than family.07 Apr 2026 21:05 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwon5xiak2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3miryl7nsy22aFamous Anus06 Apr 2026 00:20 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3miryl7nsy22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3miqlskdyas2fWho the fuck at StackOverflow decided to render the timestamp of comments on answers as "over a year ago" no matter how much over a year ago it was? It's hugely unhelpful and implies that comments a year ago or ten years ago are both as unlikely to still be relevant today.05 Apr 2026 10:59 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3miqlskdyas2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3miesldznd22vAnthropic betting on Bun is already paying off, I see.31 Mar 2026 18:28 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3miesldznd22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mi624j43222qEvergreen banner ad from 201029 Mar 2026 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi624j43222qhttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mi333acnus2nI used to like a thing when it was cool to like it ... and now I hate it when it's cool to hate it. Please retweet to support my journey.27 Mar 2026 21:34 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi333acnus2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mhmezyc4mc2iIt should be illegal to not tell you until after you clicked on a cool band t-shirt that it's only still available in small or xxl.22 Mar 2026 01:22 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhmezyc4mc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mhm6nvmx5k2rMaking an anthology TV series seems like a fascinating and grueling challenge. All of this casting and production design work, and all you get out of it is forty minutes. And in those forty minutes, you need to do all this world building and character development and plot. How do people do it?21 Mar 2026 23:28 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhm6nvmx5k2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mhc3mcf7mk2dBeing able to ask "Why was this code written this way six months ago?" and being able to get an answer that's not newly extruded from a butt in the very instant you asked it is something that's very important that a lot of people seem to not think is all that important.17 Mar 2026 23:06 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhc3mcf7mk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mh7t5penes2bLook! An error message from the compiler. It's environmental storytelling.17 Mar 2026 01:30 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh7t5penes2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mgvxaqkfhs2xThe IMDb parents guides are an eternal gift13 Mar 2026 03:17 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgvxaqkfhs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mgib567w3s2sHow much do you think it would cost to get Sufjan Stevens to cover the 'Over the Pants Handjob' song from Chris Fleming's 'I'm the Mayor of Bimmi Gardens' pilot07 Mar 2026 16:36 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgib567w3s2shttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mgdeccli4k2yI think it's called "a scanner" [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Mar 2026 17:49 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgdeccli4k2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mg3emi6sz22kUnbelievably tempting02 Mar 2026 13:34 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg3emi6sz22khttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mfogtsvjw224PSLAM 12025 Feb 2026 10:09 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfogtsvjw224https://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mfhx6a3nsc2tHave they fixed the kerning on Pope Francis's tomb yet22 Feb 2026 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfhx6a3nsc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mfeulc33zs2oPeople sure do like to just say words don't they21 Feb 2026 14:48 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfeulc33zs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mf3ijjwsrs2iis pissing yourself in your sleep normal17 Feb 2026 21:19 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf3ijjwsrs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3meoxxa2myc26https://github.blog/open-source/maintainers/welcome-to-the-eternal-september-of-open-source-heres-what-we-plan-to-do-for-maintainers/ Do you realize that you're the fuckwads who helped precipitate the Eternal September to begin with12 Feb 2026 21:50 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3meoxxa2myc26https://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3meovpcc4722cIt should be a fineable offense to say you've shipped something when all you've done is printed a shipping label for it. How do so many companies fuck this up12 Feb 2026 21:10 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3meovpcc4722chttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3meomqalzpk2nAs someone who always thought that removing the "and Providence Plantations" in 2020 was a stupid lame boring distraction, tee fucking hee https://www.wpri.com/target-12/70000-new-rug-at-ri-state-house-gets-state-seal-wrong/12 Feb 2026 18:29 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3meomqalzpk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3me7wkpqx622mlol what a pathetic little shit06 Feb 2026 22:15 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3me7wkpqx622mhttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3me5h3pn7mc2qResigns from what, Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?05 Feb 2026 22:33 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3me5h3pn7mc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mduxkfefrs2eI had an idea in the middle of the night for a post, and when I woke up this morning and looked at what I had written down, it was a shirt that said TAKING A SHIT IS A POLITICAL STATEMENT with an accompanying link that said PREORDERS OPEN02 Feb 2026 13:34 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mduxkfefrs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mdh7uo2qbc2gPost as though no one is following you28 Jan 2026 02:25 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdh7uo2qbc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mdgjzsuoyk2ulove too read stream-of-consciousness GitHub issues written by terminally online zoomers27 Jan 2026 19:54 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdgjzsuoyk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mcqme5d4c22eIn England do they say petrol kilometerage19 Jan 2026 02:37 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcqme5d4c22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mcgkidlnuk2dSpeak truth whether it's to power or not15 Jan 2026 02:37 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcgkidlnuk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/chor.date/post/3mc57w4zwbk2lYour periodic reminder that the deck chairs on the Titanic could be in a much better spot11 Jan 2026 09:34 +0000at://did:plc:qullaq3utvkhi2bbvntvhljz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc57w4zwbk2l