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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Born in Bangladesh, Bred in Britain, Blissful in Barcelona. A-litter-Asian x &#xA;&#xA;https://substack.com/@shihabsjoi</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/shihabsjoi.bsky.social</link><title>@shihabsjoi.bsky.social - Shihab S Joi </title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/shihabsjoi.bsky.social/post/3mtpdeohvgk2v</link><description>I&#39;ve often said to racists: if all black, brown and Jewish folk, all the gay and trans folk, all the disabled and woke folk... all somehow disappeared...&#xA;&#xA;YOU would still be an unloved loser fuck-up failure 😘&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>22 Aug 2026 22:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qxqctknonsowhmk2v24th36t/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtpdeohvgk2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/shihabsjoi.bsky.social/post/3mtoplhrofc2x</link><description>Just met the &#34;first grafitti artiat in barceloma &#34;</description><pubDate>22 Aug 2026 16:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qxqctknonsowhmk2v24th36t/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtoplhrofc2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/shihabsjoi.bsky.social/post/3mtlmuxsqzs2f</link><description>What&#39;s on your &#34;what do you mean you haven&#39;t seen...&#34; film list?&#xA;&#xA;I haven&#39;t seen The Crow, The Big Lebowski and The Wizard of Oz&#xA;https://static.klipy.com/ii/35ccce3d852f7995dd2da910f2abd795/d7/be/O5wBnXD7.gif?hh=318&amp;ww=480&amp;mp4=Fylnmzer&amp;webm=PxF7C7LAFCgK</description><pubDate>21 Aug 2026 11:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qxqctknonsowhmk2v24th36t/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtlmuxsqzs2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/shihabsjoi.bsky.social/post/3mtljl3r2t22s</link><description>give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>21 Aug 2026 10:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qxqctknonsowhmk2v24th36t/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtljl3r2t22s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/shihabsjoi.bsky.social/post/3mtligq6a6c2q</link><description>Far from being embarrassed, I&#39;m glad I read this and googled to check because I was sure H&amp;M never left UK and it was C&amp;A the OP was thinking about&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>21 Aug 2026 09:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qxqctknonsowhmk2v24th36t/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtligq6a6c2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/shihabsjoi.bsky.social/post/3mth5yqm4bk2g</link><description>Have done a house exchange on that house exchange site to be in a cooler part of the coast. I&#39;ve parked myself in the chiringuito while the girls have a splash about. And I&#39;m not ordering a beer. This hypnosis behavioural mindset change thing I did kinda rocks x</description><pubDate>19 Aug 2026 16:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qxqctknonsowhmk2v24th36t/app.bsky.feed.post/3mth5yqm4bk2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/shihabsjoi.bsky.social/post/3mte6wp6cls2l</link><description>Hypnosis was great. Felt like a massage for the mind. I&#39;m a non-smoker now. And a chicken. Puck puck paaaark&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>18 Aug 2026 12:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qxqctknonsowhmk2v24th36t/app.bsky.feed.post/3mte6wp6cls2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/shihabsjoi.bsky.social/post/3mtduub5t522v</link><description>During the mallorca eclipse sesh with mates, I smoked a stupid amount of wacky backy and surrendered to the cig demon. Have a smoking cessation hypnosis session in a bit. When I log back on here, do help me out by adding don&#39;t smoke messages along the lines of &#34;you&#39;ll die a painful death, asshole&#34; x</description><pubDate>18 Aug 2026 09:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qxqctknonsowhmk2v24th36t/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtduub5t522v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/shihabsjoi.bsky.social/post/3mtcaxzeqkc2e</link><description>I tried to join and it was a pain in the arse but it has left me wondering. What&#39;s the actual point of multiple social accounts? I have a good group here so why bother building another community when this one&#39;s fine? Anyone think otherwise? 🤔&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>17 Aug 2026 17:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qxqctknonsowhmk2v24th36t/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcaxzeqkc2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/shihabsjoi.bsky.social/post/3mtbivrn2g223</link><description>What&#39;s this again? I&#39;m sure I applied to join cos somewhere here told me it&#39;s a good idea. Is it? I can&#39;t be arsed to ask the six-fingered cheatbot</description><pubDate>17 Aug 2026 10:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qxqctknonsowhmk2v24th36t/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtbivrn2g223</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/shihabsjoi.bsky.social/post/3mt7lnbvops23</link><description>Gracia festival. Little known festival in Barcelona y’all should check out one day x</description><pubDate>16 Aug 2026 16:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qxqctknonsowhmk2v24th36t/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt7lnbvops23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/shihabsjoi.bsky.social/post/3mt2zwttbsy2m</link><description>Tomorrow I check back in with the horrors of the world. Today, synchronised swimming x</description><pubDate>14 Aug 2026 20:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qxqctknonsowhmk2v24th36t/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2zwttbsy2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/shihabsjoi.bsky.social/post/3msuwvp2urk2a</link><description>I was today years old…&#xA;&#xA;Near where we’re staying there are pastures with goats and sheep in the sane field and someone asked what are they called if they cross-breed and someone said “geep” and we all laughed.&#xA;&#xA;Then someone googled and turns out they are, in fact, geep 🤯🐐</description><pubDate>12 Aug 2026 10:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qxqctknonsowhmk2v24th36t/app.bsky.feed.post/3msuwvp2urk2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/shihabsjoi.bsky.social/post/3mstbmymrfs2f</link><description>My worst quality is I pester people to get shit sorted. It’s also my best quality. When all my uni mates said one wasted night we should go to a Balearic island to see the eclipse, I pestered them for a year to make it happen. It’s happening 😎</description><pubDate>11 Aug 2026 18:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qxqctknonsowhmk2v24th36t/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstbmymrfs2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/shihabsjoi.bsky.social/post/3mss2nw33tk2f</link><description>When I went to faroe island a local fumed at the number of visitors who have started to arrive not to trek across the beautiful landscape but to specifically go to and take a photo of themselves in front of…&#xA;&#xA;James Bonds grave. 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Turns out I’ve become a classic Brit in Spain after all these years (I’ve spared you the topless shot)&#xA;&#xA;I expect to turn lobster red and demand pies and propa Stella any minute now x</description><pubDate>10 Aug 2026 13:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qxqctknonsowhmk2v24th36t/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqaaomhjc2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/shihabsjoi.bsky.social/post/3msnxz5to4s2w</link><description>Okay all the shops in my price range (H&amp;M, Mango Man, Uniqlo etc) all had their autumn range out  (despite 31 degree heat) so choice was limited but I went as far from black as I could &#xA;&#xA;Lock up yer grandmas x&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>09 Aug 2026 16:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qxqctknonsowhmk2v24th36t/app.bsky.feed.post/3msnxz5to4s2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/shihabsjoi.bsky.social/post/3msn6hgekw22g</link><description>As a designer I find this most insulting 😂 Trump and his cronies don&#39;t know their photoshop layers from their panels and go straight to AI slopsville&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>09 Aug 2026 08:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:qxqctknonsowhmk2v24th36t/app.bsky.feed.post/3msn6hgekw22g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/shihabsjoi.bsky.social/post/3msn5ssauvs2y</link><description>okay people, so as some of you might&#39;ve noticed, I almost always wear black. Packing for an eclipse party in Mallorca and put on a bit of weight, so thinking I should go for one of those big baggy spanish chico loud shirts. 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