Shitposter 🤩https://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mx3pkteb422cWishing dermot desmond a very happy fatal cardiac event05 Oct 2026 00:58 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3pkteb422chttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mx3i3xb7fc2iMy wife: oh it says bring to a simmer let me do that Me: Simmer me Timbers! My wife: Me: Wow. Nothing. My wife: I was trying to let it pass Me: Simmer-04 Oct 2026 22:44 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3i3xb7fc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mx3aiocnh22hMe: Why don’t you Pecan someone your own size. My wife: Oooh boy Me: Pecan someone your- My wife: OOH BOY. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Oct 2026 20:28 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3aiocnh22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mx3afw6ges2hMf ass bouta make a whole ass mess a gumbo tonite04 Oct 2026 20:27 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3afw6ges2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mx2l34faqc2cWest ham guy who refuses to use the new Washington nfl name04 Oct 2026 14:05 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2l34faqc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mx2koxip5k2cAustin wells going to third there last night is fuckint hilarious04 Oct 2026 13:58 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2koxip5k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mx2kdwxmz22cI don’t care for the nfl but I do applaud them sending very ass matchups to england04 Oct 2026 13:52 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2kdwxmz22chttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mx2kb6a4qs2cHe-Rode-My-Ass Bosch04 Oct 2026 13:51 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2kb6a4qs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mx2jp2clwk2cDid your college lose in football yesterday? Transfer NOW!!! Link in bio04 Oct 2026 13:40 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2jp2clwk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mx2fmeacjk22So that Ty France homer caught for an out off the roof is gonna lead to a rule change in a couple years which will do nothing to make Padres fans feel better about losing this series probably04 Oct 2026 12:27 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2fmeacjk22https://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mx2e2nrqkc2nBro I heard you were praying for intercession04 Oct 2026 11:59 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2e2nrqkc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mwzbrxfzos2kDudes fucking rock [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Oct 2026 01:46 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwzbrxfzos2khttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mwzbiotcks2kWho could Have predicted this04 Oct 2026 01:41 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwzbiotcks2khttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mwzbfyo5322kEvery ref in the NHL is a fucking idiot04 Oct 2026 01:39 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwzbfyo5322khttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mwzb4nu4p22kFucking Marist Brother-ass name lmao [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Oct 2026 01:34 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwzb4nu4p22khttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mwzb2v6kjc2kWatching John Carlson slingshot on a power play in a TBL jersey felt really good tbh lmao. Enough of that shit lmfaoo04 Oct 2026 01:33 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwzb2v6kjc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mwzagyyv7c2kThe Washington Capitals have drawn a penalty. Impossible to say if that’s good or not at this stage of the season04 Oct 2026 01:22 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwzagyyv7c2khttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mwz7wiriys2rImagine being named Conor Geekie and you meet your line mate and his name is Charle-Edouard d’Astous04 Oct 2026 01:13 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwz7wiriys2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mwz7rppsgs2rIt feels like, spiritually, there was at least one shot on goal for the Caps during that 4-on-404 Oct 2026 01:10 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwz7rppsgs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mwz7665pdk2rApparently people Fight on golf courses sometimes04 Oct 2026 00:59 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwz7665pdk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mwz63642ps2hShe Deng on my Xiao til I Ping04 Oct 2026 00:40 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwz63642ps2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mwz5wzb5gc2hI forgot TBL think they hard04 Oct 2026 00:37 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwz5wzb5gc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mwz4y23eoc2tSourdif is so goated dude04 Oct 2026 00:20 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwz4y23eoc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mwyzr3nrhk2tBro we just got scored on by a mfing Marquis03 Oct 2026 23:23 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwyzr3nrhk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mwyu35sr422fNaming my restaurant “Ass Whoopings” and when people get seated i come out and say “I hope you like Ass Whoopings”03 Oct 2026 21:41 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwyu35sr422fhttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mwytztpfuk2fMe: “I’ll grab the gnocchi” My wife: sure Me: “gnocc gnocc gnocchi on heaven’s door” My wife: ooh boy. Me, assessing the rating:… My wife: OOH BOY.03 Oct 2026 21:40 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwytztpfuk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mwypqf3obk2vConfidently asking if I can solve on wheel of fortune and shouting out “Shut The Fuck Up, Bitch!” Every time03 Oct 2026 20:23 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwypqf3obk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mwynrjpb5c2vIf you got to a college that takes football seriously and the team loses you should transfer03 Oct 2026 19:48 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwynrjpb5c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mwygvjs6wk2sAt lunch saying shit like “by Rights that is mine cheese, but as a Benevolent, thou-“ and Pissing Everybody off03 Oct 2026 17:45 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwygvjs6wk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/readuction.bsky.social/post/3mwxvpt2ot22jNaturally, as someone whose family has been Catholic since at least like, the 1200s, I have limited reverence for a pope but it is nice to have one who isn’t psychotic (jpii), a nazi (ratzinger), silent (Francis), etc.03 Oct 2026 12:38 +0000at://did:plc:r3ghndmhevfznpmxui7litzc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwxvpt2ot22j