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ORTBO 2025 Alumni Sticker Perambulating Circuit Leadership Team Yes, it's probably sarcasm or intentional stupidityhttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3luahdl7pbp2mWe're supposed to believe that the guy who bragged about sexual assault on camera would never write a weird birthday card to Epstein? https://media2.giphy.com/media/1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu/200.gif18 Jul 2025 12:32 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3luahdl7pbp2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3ltzqwnfp352fWhat’s going on with my ‘buoys’ and, in some cases, ‘gulls?' - Hemingway15 Jul 2025 20:35 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltzqwnfp352fhttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3ltzblng7yj2sCat : Files :: Schrödinger : Epstein?15 Jul 2025 16:01 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltzblng7yj2shttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3ltyxluz4vr2gNot now, bro. My Tesla is dodging kids outside the school while I'm talking to my anime Grok girlfriend and trying to see if she'll meet IRL.15 Jul 2025 13:02 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltyxluz4vr2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3ltkg67tzbc26Jimmy going full circle on Ives because all that matters is aligning with Elon. It's a cult.09 Jul 2025 18:13 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltkg67tzbc26https://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3ltk5mxq4lo2fElon's cult pretending Linda did anything at all over the last two years. Delusional.09 Jul 2025 15:40 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltk5mxq4lo2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3ltipctcv4w26In which Elon "fixes" things by creating MechaHitler09 Jul 2025 01:51 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltipctcv4w26https://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3ltho2jmhjr2gBronzer is a helluva drug, huh?08 Jul 2025 15:56 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltho2jmhjr2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3lthbnlvnm22nGotta give The Guardian credit for trying, but realistically nothing will happen with #Tesla because [all of this]. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/jul/05/the-vehicle-suddenly-accelerated-with-our-baby-in-it-the-terrifying-truth-about-why-teslas-cars-keep-crashing08 Jul 2025 12:14 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lthbnlvnm22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3lt7zp6ykqg2xWhat's more likely: A) Elon Musk truly cares about the environment despite running his xAI data center off of portable generators vs. an innovative solution leveraging his solar and energy storage biz B) Elon Musk truly cares about enriching himself #ElonMusk05 Jul 2025 15:03 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lt7zp6ykqg2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3lsyel3lli42kArea man celebrates #Tesla missing his own forecast from earlier this year by about 10%.02 Jul 2025 13:56 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsyel3lli42khttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3lsw7zu2kad24How it started / how it's going "Pants on fire" edition01 Jul 2025 17:30 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsw7zu2kad24https://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3lsu2mlxyrq2dBREAKING: Elon Musk is heading to Mars next year30 Jun 2025 20:48 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsu2mlxyrq2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3lsoksaxoxi2eEasy, Omar. He's not going to adopt you no matter how hard you try. #NotACult28 Jun 2025 16:21 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsoksaxoxi2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3lsjkatyfbl24How it started / how it's going "Elon blames you for an entire continent rejecting his Nazi salute" edition26 Jun 2025 16:28 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsjkatyfbl24https://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3lsfiq6xder2kThis timeline is the worst25 Jun 2025 01:50 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsfiq6xder2khttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3lseshyfsbc2oRobotaxi* day 1 summary thread *but supervised [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jun 2025 19:12 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lseshyfsbc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3lsek23f3ps2wNevermind the #Robotaxi twerking, how about the fact that it wasn't supposed to turn at that intersection at all, according to the nav instructions? Absolutely bonkers that this is in the wild.24 Jun 2025 16:41 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsek23f3ps2whttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3ls76bh4dil26Or occasionally just ram into said emergency vehicle at highway speeds [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Jun 2025 13:27 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls76bh4dil26https://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3ls54fi4grd2iDoes the world's richest man know that we can read his responses? What does he do when Little X says something he disagrees with?21 Jun 2025 17:48 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls54fi4grd2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3ls53jeueli2kJD Vance is going to get so tired of winning if he keeps this up21 Jun 2025 17:32 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls53jeueli2khttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3ls4s7l5vse2eIs it lying if your AI griftventure machine doesn't know any better because the facts have been selectively chosen? #ElonMusk21 Jun 2025 14:46 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls4s7l5vse2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3lrvkeqlavf2bEqually impressive: #Tesla are the #1 seller of oversized stainless steel doorstops, globally! What will they celebrate next?18 Jun 2025 17:37 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrvkeqlavf2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3lrspwolvln2mReality and its well known liberal bias strike again.17 Jun 2025 14:39 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrspwolvln2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3lrqnh4foxc2bComplex edge case: driving on the wrong side of the road. Austin robotaxis soon! #Tesla16 Jun 2025 18:49 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrqnh4foxc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3lrfuco56ks2qComing soon to Austin: blind robotaxis!12 Jun 2025 11:52 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrfuco56ks2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3lrdynah5762kTACO vs MAFU11 Jun 2025 18:04 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrdynah5762khttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3lrdvwpucis2lQuick physics demo, in two parts.11 Jun 2025 17:16 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrdvwpucis2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3lrdumtpvwz2mJoke's on me, apparently I need to pay for my own raise [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Jun 2025 16:53 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrdumtpvwz2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/tweet-removed.bsky.social/post/3lrdufouhvc2uI'm going to anchor on a 145% raise this year so when my boss gives me 55%, the joke is on her.11 Jun 2025 16:49 +0000at://did:plc:r5tk2extlzf2npryalqtl65m/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrdufouhvc2u