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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Raccademic | Biostatistician | Fun Fact Fan | I like to go places | Musician-ish 🎹🎤 | Sports are neat | 🇨🇦 (originally 🇬🇧, also 🇮🇪) | He/They</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riffraccoon.bsky.social</link><title>@riffraccoon.bsky.social - Riff</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riffraccoon.bsky.social/post/3mv6y6uxuok2l</link><description>Stepped out of Timmins airport, heard some jets, looked up and it was only the bloody Snowbirds in formation en route to somewhere else</description><pubDate>10 Sep 2026 21:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:rbfzsa2wowfvth3orbzzr4qi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6y6uxuok2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riffraccoon.bsky.social/post/3mv6arz3yrk2l</link><description>So there was no Rocky appearance but considering it was a Wednesday night game with like 200 fans I guess I can&#39;t be too surprised&#xA;&#xA;Tremendous atmosphere though, there was even a tiny group of ultras chanting pretty much the whole game in an otherwise nearly silent stadium, exquisite vibes&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>10 Sep 2026 14:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:rbfzsa2wowfvth3orbzzr4qi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6arz3yrk2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riffraccoon.bsky.social/post/3mv4qewleuc2h</link><description>I have come to the game to see my boy but so far this is my only sighting and it is insufficient&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>09 Sep 2026 23:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:rbfzsa2wowfvth3orbzzr4qi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4qewleuc2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riffraccoon.bsky.social/post/3muv7sh4eks26</link><description>Little wooden disc to sit your drink on but it&#39;s got wheels so you can slide it around the table I call it the RollerCoaster™</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 00:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:rbfzsa2wowfvth3orbzzr4qi/app.bsky.feed.post/3muv7sh4eks26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riffraccoon.bsky.social/post/3muanxaflkc2o</link><description>Hungry Hungry Hypnos</description><pubDate>29 Aug 2026 19:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:rbfzsa2wowfvth3orbzzr4qi/app.bsky.feed.post/3muanxaflkc2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riffraccoon.bsky.social/post/3mu5zfx43lk27</link><description>In light of recent news here is a video I made several years ago sharing my considerable wisdom about Lake Ontario</description><pubDate>28 Aug 2026 18:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:rbfzsa2wowfvth3orbzzr4qi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5zfx43lk27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riffraccoon.bsky.social/post/3mtxb5rov2c2b</link><description>I&#39;ve historically rarely bought movie theatre snacks (true to raccoon form I&#39;m a bit of a snack smuggler) but lately I have been coerced into it, except TIL the local cinema&#39;s popcorn/soda/candy &#34;combos&#34; 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