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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>“Life is balloons.” - Natsuki</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/turtle347.bsky.social</link><title>@turtle347.bsky.social - Turtle</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/turtle347.bsky.social/post/3lhcunjbcfc2d</link><description>It doesn’t matter why he’s over. Only that he is. #YEET #WWE</description><pubDate>04 Feb 2025 01:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:rchq5hdggvs36nnepm4pk4cw/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhcunjbcfc2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/turtle347.bsky.social/post/3lgxuavpdek2e</link><description>You wanna make Jacob Fatu and Penta real stars? 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