She/her | fandom old (35 +)| nerd | cat lady | liberal | semi-professional fanfiction reader| aggressively 🏳️‍🌈 friendly| Swiftie 💜https://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3mujb2rqv6k2pI don't think anyone has ever been as tired as Yamato is after listening to Naruto's gay ass whining about Sasuke https://static.klipy.com/ii/71b2873e478b9d8d0482ea3ec777ba7f/c8/60/HzQN3vQV.gif?hh=480&ww=498&mp4=t0ue6EoCbhu3EahM5ys&webm=gDRShlXptzOZ8bueGJ02 Sep 2026 06:00 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mujb2rqv6k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3mtzxuhqpm22oI'm rewatching old eps of Back to Basics and Ina Garten's ability to magnetically attract every single gay man in the tri-state area to be her friend needs to be studied. I mean this in the best possible way, I will hear no slander against my queen27 Aug 2026 04:06 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzxuhqpm22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3mtwqdn3ojc2zstop taking the wrong damn people! ooh this one hurts #ripdollyparton25 Aug 2026 21:13 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwqdn3ojc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3mtwiq527tc2zSince I'm job hunting right now, I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for the CEO position for the following companies: Callaway Golf, LoveSac, Target, and Tarte cosmetics. I am confident that at the very least I could not do any worse than the current CEOs because wow y'all are stupid.25 Aug 2026 18:57 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwiq527tc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3mtucnbm5q22aNot some infant on tiktok telling me that reading MLM means I'm fetishizing gay men. Baby I fetishize all men, I do not see them as people?24 Aug 2026 22:03 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtucnbm5q22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3mtsrdmsgbk2nA girl on TikTok sent her boyfriend a picture of her neon rainbow leopard print nails and he responded with just "Ann Frank" and I have to be honest that sent me into orbit I have been crying laughing about that for the last 10 minutes24 Aug 2026 07:20 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtsrdmsgbk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3mtqh2l3s3s2fI would really like to go back to a time when I wasn't 100% confident that I was both more intelligent and more competent than every single member of the current administration. I am not smart enough to be this much smarter than so many people in positions of power.23 Aug 2026 09:11 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtqh2l3s3s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3mtn5vxpvgc2hI'm sure some of you have felt powerful before. But I don't think anything comes close to the time that my brother came home with an entire gallon size container of Starbucks Pumpkin Spice syrup because the food delivery company made a mistake. He worked at Firehouse subs. I was unstoppable22 Aug 2026 01:49 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtn5vxpvgc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3mtfwtczakc2eI saw some bitch on tiktok post a video of her dragging around a half drowned bunny in a bathtub with a funny comment. Like we didn't know, we weren't supposed to give him a bath like you just drowned that fucking rabbit and you think it's cute to post it? I hope your kids get taken away19 Aug 2026 04:54 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtfwtczakc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3mtd4mmftuk25I've seen one too many stories on the internet and I'm being 100% honest when I say this. Do not ever trust a man with your pet. I mean you shouldn't trust a man period, but definitely not with your baby. He will hurt them just to hurt you18 Aug 2026 02:00 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtd4mmftuk25https://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3mtcztwtbas25I'm just going to say this. if you ever used Wattpad I actually genuinely do not want you on AO3. I am actively hostile toward you. fuck off18 Aug 2026 01:10 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtcztwtbas25https://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3msmcot4css2d@aldiusa.bsky.social if you discontinue these, count your days09 Aug 2026 00:17 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3msmcot4css2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3msjramm3jk2nOkay, now seeing men's reaction to women's reaction to the wicker trailer. How are y'all still not understanding that men are inherently disappointing. I don't know a single woman whose life has been improved by the presence of a man07 Aug 2026 23:59 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3msjramm3jk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3ms2ner6h7c22Just know that if you're one of the people who voted for Jason Todd's death you are on my shit list for life01 Aug 2026 23:40 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms2ner6h7c22https://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3mrtbiz6efk2dBeen watching a lot of short Chinese dramas to kill time and I have to say that the thing I like about Asian dramas is that occasionally the women make the right choice which is to dump the man no matter what30 Jul 2026 01:19 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrtbiz6efk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3mrbpz5nllc2xCurrently watching the 2026 He-Man movie. 10/10 would recommend, this is fantastic. Easily one of the dumbest things I've ever seen, I am 100% distracted from my COVID23 Jul 2026 01:51 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbpz5nllc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3mr6tfpcdck2wJust putting this out into the universe: I have 7 years of experience in the mental health field with credentialing, billing, notes, and insurance claims. Including Medicare and Medicaid. If you are a counselor and want to get started I will be happy to work for you for a reasonable rate21 Jul 2026 22:14 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6tfpcdck2whttps://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3mqzvrrtmus2bMaybe I'm just old, or maybe it's because I have COVID right now but the thought of sitting in a 4Dx theater to watch a screening of the Odyssey and get tossed around like a pizza crust fills me with an unutterable sense of dread.19 Jul 2026 23:13 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzvrrtmus2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3mqxe6jmyjs2eNot some fucking infant arguing with me on tiktok about whether or not Bruce Wayne is an Omega spoiler alert he is18 Jul 2026 22:53 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxe6jmyjs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3mqwuvjktgs25Well I just got home from a friend date and realized that I only shaved one of my legs and it's really obvious. https://static.klipy.com/ii/35ccce3d852f7995dd2da910f2abd795/c4/50/pLrccjPI.gif?hh=292&ww=498&mp4=sieG7bfr&webm=FhYxQbDIuu3WVxzqKde18 Jul 2026 18:19 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqwuvjktgs25https://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3mqvckvxgsc2mIf there is a genre of TikTok that never dies please let it be anxious dogs/cats high out of their mind on trazadone set to Afroman's "Because I Got High" because I genuinely think it's the funniest thing in the world.18 Jul 2026 03:18 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqvckvxgsc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/slaydelconnix.bsky.social/post/3mqstygarv22oI know I'm currently unemployed and have no applicable background. But I am 100% certain that I can raise Netflix's stock prices in under a year because I'm not another of touch idiot17 Jul 2026 03:52 +0000at://did:plc:rdemswjnkebluwujwcdozigt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqstygarv22o