Please don’t reply to me. https://www.todayontrail.com https://www.todayintabs.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/rusty.todayintabs.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/rusty.todayintabs.com/post/3ml6xanld322a [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 14:51 +0000at://did:plc:rfoctmk4guq56gensuermj7q/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6xanld322ahttps://bsky.app/profile/rusty.todayintabs.com/post/3ml6ub3cuxk2w(this is Loss) [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 13:58 +0000at://did:plc:rfoctmk4guq56gensuermj7q/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6ub3cuxk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/rusty.todayintabs.com/post/3ml5q7js3qk27Bezozezozozes’s [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 03:13 +0000at://did:plc:rfoctmk4guq56gensuermj7q/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5q7js3qk27https://bsky.app/profile/rusty.todayintabs.com/post/3ml5kbeqezc2mUpdate: It has returned to Middletown, CT! FedEx has a chance to do the funniest thing right now [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 01:26 +0000at://did:plc:rfoctmk4guq56gensuermj7q/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5kbeqezc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/rusty.todayintabs.com/post/3ml5eyzwedk2qThank god there will finally be an AI to take over the labor of shopping in Instagram for you [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 23:52 +0000at://did:plc:rfoctmk4guq56gensuermj7q/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5eyzwedk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/rusty.todayintabs.com/post/3ml53ohwq5s2qI saw this anti-Platner ad in a preroll on youtube and I cackled at "He says some Maine lobstermen are drug addicted pieces of shit." That's just straightforwardly true and every person in Maine knows it, especially lobstermen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_PEacMnJTg05 May 2026 21:05 +0000at://did:plc:rfoctmk4guq56gensuermj7q/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml53ohwq5s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/rusty.todayintabs.com/post/3ml5357s6m22k [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:rfoctmk4guq56gensuermj7q/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5357s6m22khttps://bsky.app/profile/rusty.todayintabs.com/post/3ml4yrufg5c2qEditor’s Note: Not actually sorry. https://www.todayintabs.com/p/goblin-problem05 May 2026 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:rfoctmk4guq56gensuermj7q/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4yrufg5c2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/rusty.todayintabs.com/post/3ml2ugvu24k2aThe Met Gala pictures all look terrible because the lighting is insanely bad. What is going on over there.04 May 2026 23:50 +0000at://did:plc:rfoctmk4guq56gensuermj7q/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2ugvu24k2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/rusty.todayintabs.com/post/3ml2ci3vkvc2cLook, if you give me a column this is the best you can possibly expect.04 May 2026 18:29 +0000at://did:plc:rfoctmk4guq56gensuermj7q/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2ci3vkvc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/rusty.todayintabs.com/post/3mkzs2bo4fc2wIt’s wild when the caffeine hits and I suddenly go from feeling like everything is impossible to feeling like one (1) thing might be possible.04 May 2026 13:35 +0000at://did:plc:rfoctmk4guq56gensuermj7q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkzs2bo4fc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/rusty.todayintabs.com/post/3mkyfcf5rbc2rIs Fedex actually some kind of hoax? This is a shipment going from Mesquite, TX to Portland, ME.04 May 2026 00:14 +0000at://did:plc:rfoctmk4guq56gensuermj7q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyfcf5rbc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/rusty.todayintabs.com/post/3mkycw2z5fs24I can’t believe it was just the Domestic House of Pancakes all that time [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 May 2026 23:31 +0000at://did:plc:rfoctmk4guq56gensuermj7q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkycw2z5fs24https://bsky.app/profile/rusty.todayintabs.com/post/3mkvqe5q6vk2lA few years ago I had an idea for a novel set in the second Trump administration which featured “wellness communities” and I decided it sounded too dystopian [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 22:54 +0000at://did:plc:rfoctmk4guq56gensuermj7q/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvqe5q6vk2l