Please don't yell at mehttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lextijmr6c25What do u guys think R.L. Stine is doing right now05 Jan 2025 04:58 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lextijmr6c25https://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lerkgq4oxs2yHey, you know how every time you sit down it feels like you shit yourself a little bit and then you go check and you did, you did shit yourself a little bit, why is that02 Jan 2025 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lerkgq4oxs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3ledxpvkvq22dNo I didn't place an online order, no, shut up and listen to me IS THE WENDY'S GIRL OF LEGAL AGE28 Dec 2024 07:20 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3ledxpvkvq22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3ledxeldunc2dI think if I went to prison I'd want to go for a long time cause it takes me a while to make friends28 Dec 2024 07:14 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3ledxeldunc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3ledx4zwbvc2dThe hibachi guy just started throwing whole onions at my head28 Dec 2024 07:10 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3ledx4zwbvc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3ledwszxef22dI love vaping so much hahaha I'd probably kill anyone who tried to stop me28 Dec 2024 07:04 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3ledwszxef22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3ldupzjim722wProbably gonna watch the new Sonic movie a buncha times22 Dec 2024 05:53 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldupzjim722whttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3ld6yphrw722tthe Santa at the mall is just giving all the kids guns13 Dec 2024 14:30 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld6yphrw722thttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lcvis2duoc2o"nah I'm good bro, I just gotta lock in" Narrator: he, in fact, did not lock in09 Dec 2024 19:51 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcvis2duoc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lcv5v3acm22oI control the memes of production09 Dec 2024 16:36 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcv5v3acm22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lcv5uotjdk2oMarx: and while the capitalist class controls the means of production, the proletariat controls the MEMES of production Engels: I think you need to stop taking so much milk of the poppy09 Dec 2024 16:35 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcv5uotjdk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lcv5s2mh5k2oGuys I think we're gonna be able to meme our way into class consciousness, just like Marx predicted09 Dec 2024 16:34 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcv5s2mh5k2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lcuzvrvspk2o@myfitnesspal.bsky.social your app keeps uninstalling itself every time I enter the 20 gordita supremes I ate for lunch09 Dec 2024 15:24 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcuzvrvspk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lcuztn7vpc2oTaco Bell employee: "I didn't say it was illegal, I just said I don't recommend eating 20 burrito supremes" Me: I know my rights, pig. Now what's your badge number09 Dec 2024 15:23 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcuztn7vpc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lctyg6lbgc2oNYPD: we believe the murderer has left the city, likely in a old timey racecar and wearing a top hat. He is believed to be armed with a civil war era canon. He is accompanied by a silver Yorkshire terrier, REPEAT, A SILVER YORKSHIRE TERRIER09 Dec 2024 05:25 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lctyg6lbgc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lco577qgyc2sIf I could give my dad's friend Randy one piece of advice it'd probably be to stop molesting me06 Dec 2024 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lco577qgyc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lco52qhces2sSorry babe, that wasn't like me at all. Which probably means that the ghost of that ancient samurai warlord is back06 Dec 2024 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lco52qhces2shttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lco4ur47vk2sDad: hey son meet my friend Randy Randy: Me: Randy: I'm very upset at how sexy the lady boys are these days Me: cool.06 Dec 2024 21:29 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lco4ur47vk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lco4jmdezs2sGonna open a restaurant called Boner Bar and it's just gonna be a super chill place where dudes can come by and get bricked up06 Dec 2024 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lco4jmdezs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lcmhlybhfs2s(loading up 10 plates at the gym): Hey man, we're not going to tell you again you can't bring food in here06 Dec 2024 05:36 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcmhlybhfs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lcmhetc6qs2sGoogling "how to trick women" on my work computer06 Dec 2024 05:32 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcmhetc6qs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lclclblfj22sMe: I dunno doc, my stomach has been making some weird noises... stomach: KILL CEOs AND FEED ME THEIR BONES Doctor: yeah we've actually been seeing a lot of this lately05 Dec 2024 18:33 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lclclblfj22shttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lckxlgijvc2eAs his e-bike carries him swiftly away from the midtown Hilton, crack pipe resting between his chapped lips, Hunter Biden thinks to himself, "Another victory for the proletariat, we have nothing to lose but our chains. I should probably get some more crack."05 Dec 2024 15:16 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lckxlgijvc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lcjttlxxes2pIt would be hilarious if it turned out a submarine shot that guy05 Dec 2024 04:37 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcjttlxxes2phttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lch5przkc22oDespite many assurances, I have found that no one in the online gaming space is actually "super chill"04 Dec 2024 02:55 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lch5przkc22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lcghklk6tc2oWho do I contact regarding the unauthorized use of my likeness in a piece of Sonic the Hedgehog fan art03 Dec 2024 20:19 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcghklk6tc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lcghfyi53c2oGoing to get more gas just so I can watch more of those awesome videos that play at the pump03 Dec 2024 20:16 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcghfyi53c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lcghcxlaks2oWatching Fear Factor in 2003: hahaha "fear is not a factor for you" I love that guy! I bet he has some very insightful views on our society.03 Dec 2024 20:15 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcghcxlaks2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lcghafkxys2oMy mom introducing 5yr old me at birthday parties: "this is my son. Do NOT make direct eye contact with him, he WILL perceive that as a threat. Now he *is* going to bite some of you but he will let go faster if you just ignore him."03 Dec 2024 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcghafkxys2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/knifey-spooney.bsky.social/post/3lcgfn2e4n22oI'm a centrist, and therefore i think both sides of the political spectrum are equivalent. So whenever someone mentions 9/11, I like to say, "yeah, but you really gotta hand it to 'em, y'know?"03 Dec 2024 19:44 +0000at://did:plc:rg336vhogfatw4cprkrm5m62/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcgfn2e4n22o