I need to know the universe as it truly is….from Winnipeg. Winnipegger. Scot. Educator. Atheist. Cracks wisely but truly. Multi-accented.https://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3m2rebzfjzk2sBoy that didn’t take long09 Oct 2025 14:24 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2rebzfjzk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3lzsz5xovss2gHappy Saturday. Grab life by the kangaroo’s throat today. Or however that saying goes 🤷‍♂️27 Sep 2025 12:45 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzsz5xovss2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3lzliz63udc2iEnjoy this lovely, foggy autumn day in #Winnipeg.24 Sep 2025 13:08 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzliz63udc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3lzgdebpy6k2oI know it doesn’t feel like there are equal amounts of light and dark in the world, but today there literally is. Happy Equinox Day; the first day of Autumn in the north and the first day of Spring in the south. Or as @doctorfosser.bsky.social calls it; the 22nd day of Autumn22 Sep 2025 11:43 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzgdebpy6k2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3lyxey4mjrc2iRIP Robert Redford. You’ll always be my favourite gif. https://media.tenor.com/xlhV0tC8tMUAAAAC/nodding-yes.gif?hh=256&ww=24416 Sep 2025 13:02 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyxey4mjrc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3lxmo6vgnp22qWith the light of a thousand suns do I hope he’s dead. That’s all 😊30 Aug 2025 13:23 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxmo6vgnp22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3lxkdzlq7b22oHappy Friday, nerds29 Aug 2025 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxkdzlq7b22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3lxcqwntsuc26Resting Boots Face The life of a 20 year old cat who’s annoyed you’ve kept him alive this long.26 Aug 2025 14:45 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxcqwntsuc26https://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3ltg33meons2kMan Bluesky sucks. If it wasn’t for an alt I use I’d delete it completely.08 Jul 2025 00:44 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltg33meons2khttps://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3ltfdxllpjc2jGetting some good rain time in, and enjoying the views in my phone, before going to Scotland in 48 hours.07 Jul 2025 17:50 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltfdxllpjc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3lstyuqpjdc2rI’m the guy that doesn’t post on main forever then drops a 49yo doing a headstand.30 Jun 2025 20:16 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lstyuqpjdc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3lrojdkb64s27Happy last week of work eve to those celebrating15 Jun 2025 22:30 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrojdkb64s27https://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3lr3mw3u6i22eWordle 1,450 2/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Thought I’d had my first ace 😣08 Jun 2025 10:13 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr3mw3u6i22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3lqvrfk5vf22qFinally got my Switch 2. Ready to Kart!06 Jun 2025 02:18 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqvrfk5vf22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3lqnz4aobsc25I just wanna sleep with common people With a gin Collins 🍋03 Jun 2025 00:14 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqnz4aobsc25https://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3lqngrjavi22yNew passport just dropped02 Jun 2025 18:46 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqngrjavi22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3lqhobqw2ps2uGood morning from my, and Boots’, street in Winnipeg. ☕️ 🐈‍⬛31 May 2025 11:44 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqhobqw2ps2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3lq6us6lxuc2gCan’t say I’ve ever had a blue beer before 🤔 definitely had blue other things. Had to try the Gaytorade Sour from Good Neighbor Brewing! Will update tomorrow if anything else turns blue.27 May 2025 23:47 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lq6us6lxuc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3lpfle3q5zs2mI’m channeling Jets 1.0 vibes for tonight’s game. #GoJetsGo17 May 2025 22:22 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpfle3q5zs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3lp2upzfjsc2jThis heat is for the birds, #Winnipeg13 May 2025 16:10 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp2upzfjsc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3lot27b7cd222This aged well #GoJetsGo [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 May 2025 13:27 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lot27b7cd222https://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3lorbldoef22aBrace yourselves. 2 months today I’ll begin to flood your feed with Scotland selfies. From Edinburgh to Portree From Stirling to Kinghorn In the words of the great Bobbie Draper 👇09 May 2025 20:33 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lorbldoef22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3loefme7wws23Just changed my tires. Spring is officially here. Yes I change my own tires. I’m a manly man.04 May 2025 17:41 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3loefme7wws23https://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3lodzev5zxc2sHappy May the Fourth! This is me minutes before I flew the Millennium Falcon in 2020. 2 weeks later the world shut down.04 May 2025 14:02 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lodzev5zxc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/alansimpson.bsky.social/post/3loacx7nhms2pThunderbolts was awesome. Lots of fun. Florence Pugh is the star of that movie. Lewis Pullman was also excellent. And it got me thinking: #Spaceballs: The Prequel. And Lewis plays a young Lonestar and the story is about he meets Barf. https://media.tenor.com/Vem09X0XAA8AAAAC/space-balls-bill-pullman.gif?hh=264&ww=49803 May 2025 02:43 +0000at://did:plc:risjtuwcf2gdvkkitsic2rb2/app.bsky.feed.post/3loacx7nhms2p