#ebfg 💙💚https://bsky.app/profile/kaylparker.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/kaylparker.bsky.social/post/3m56ejcvwv22xWhenever I hear that chant, I think about the time I was in a bar in Chicago watching a playoff game between two teams that were neither the Sounders nor the Fire and the entire bar erupted in “fuck Seattle” and my heart warmed bc damn, we really do live rent free in y’all’s heads 🥰09 Nov 2025 05:23 +0000at://did:plc:rjcf2sjgjwqpeafkn5o7pbeh/app.bsky.feed.post/3m56ejcvwv22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/kaylparker.bsky.social/post/3m56e6dftgk2xI love my Sounders 🩵💚09 Nov 2025 05:17 +0000at://did:plc:rjcf2sjgjwqpeafkn5o7pbeh/app.bsky.feed.post/3m56e6dftgk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/kaylparker.bsky.social/post/3ltdmcdvh222qAfter everything that has happened today in soccer, seeing Alexi in that stupid fucking cowboy hat is making me absolutely incensed07 Jul 2025 01:14 +0000at://did:plc:rjcf2sjgjwqpeafkn5o7pbeh/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltdmcdvh222qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kaylparker.bsky.social/post/3ltdkbrfn7227It’s been a while since I cried at Lumen, I hate this07 Jul 2025 00:38 +0000at://did:plc:rjcf2sjgjwqpeafkn5o7pbeh/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltdkbrfn7227https://bsky.app/profile/kaylparker.bsky.social/post/3lp6pl264ps2aWelp, soccer did not heal me tonight.15 May 2025 04:48 +0000at://did:plc:rjcf2sjgjwqpeafkn5o7pbeh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp6pl264ps2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/kaylparker.bsky.social/post/3lp6o626b2k2iY’all really gonna throw sweet baby Stuart into this mess? 😭15 May 2025 04:23 +0000at://did:plc:rjcf2sjgjwqpeafkn5o7pbeh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp6o626b2k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/kaylparker.bsky.social/post/3lp6nynamv22i🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 May 2025 04:20 +0000at://did:plc:rjcf2sjgjwqpeafkn5o7pbeh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp6nynamv22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/kaylparker.bsky.social/post/3lp6njsmp7k2iNot me thinking soccer will be the thing that fixes my shit day 🤡15 May 2025 04:12 +0000at://did:plc:rjcf2sjgjwqpeafkn5o7pbeh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp6njsmp7k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/kaylparker.bsky.social/post/3loug5i7iqk26If I never hear about McGlynn’s cultured left foot again, it’ll be too soon11 May 2025 02:33 +0000at://did:plc:rjcf2sjgjwqpeafkn5o7pbeh/app.bsky.feed.post/3loug5i7iqk26https://bsky.app/profile/kaylparker.bsky.social/post/3loudy7iwik26In the vein of Rock Master Scott & the Dynamic Three 🎶 🎶The Rus, the Rus, the Rus is on fire We don’t need no water Let that motherf**ker burn 🔥11 May 2025 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:rjcf2sjgjwqpeafkn5o7pbeh/app.bsky.feed.post/3loudy7iwik26https://bsky.app/profile/kaylparker.bsky.social/post/3loub4aztoc26Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny11 May 2025 01:03 +0000at://did:plc:rjcf2sjgjwqpeafkn5o7pbeh/app.bsky.feed.post/3loub4aztoc26https://bsky.app/profile/kaylparker.bsky.social/post/3lm4mozmurk2kWell, well, well… if it isn’t me letting 11 men decide my emotional stability, now crying in the dark #SDvSEA06 Apr 2025 04:36 +0000at://did:plc:rjcf2sjgjwqpeafkn5o7pbeh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm4mozmurk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/kaylparker.bsky.social/post/3lm4hcpkqi22lMy toxic trait is that I genuinely believe the Sounders are one win away from solving 100% of my personal & emotional problems. #ebfg06 Apr 2025 03:00 +0000at://did:plc:rjcf2sjgjwqpeafkn5o7pbeh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm4hcpkqi22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/kaylparker.bsky.social/post/3llp2q56mm223formerly the thirstiest sounders supporter on 🐣 now giving more offbeat soccer auntie than anything31 Mar 2025 19:10 +0000at://did:plc:rjcf2sjgjwqpeafkn5o7pbeh/app.bsky.feed.post/3llp2q56mm223https://bsky.app/profile/kaylparker.bsky.social/post/3llp255aw2c2jfinally here to sounder, tryna figure out where the homies are at #ebfg31 Mar 2025 18:59 +0000at://did:plc:rjcf2sjgjwqpeafkn5o7pbeh/app.bsky.feed.post/3llp255aw2c2j