Arboriculturist in Cornwall. Mostly here for #TheArchers. You've been warned.https://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3muyznmdzgs2wThat's "nonworking royals" just to differentiate them... [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Sep 2026 12:30 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3muyznmdzgs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3muxktickyk2xI'm shocked, I tell you, shocked. https://share.google/Wu5edQRqm0rs2kumY07 Sep 2026 22:32 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxktickyk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3mux4getu6c2n"I don't really know what I'm doing." A rare moment of clarity from Harrison. #TheArchers07 Sep 2026 18:15 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux4getu6c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3mux3xtupec2nDo you suppose anyone else entered the smoothie category? #TheArchers07 Sep 2026 18:06 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux3xtupec2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3mux3wxaa7k2nFUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FUCKING DOM #TheArchers07 Sep 2026 18:06 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux3wxaa7k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3mux3vyhx5c2nRobert needs to run his emails passed Lynda? God, he's so down trodden. #TheArchers07 Sep 2026 18:05 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux3vyhx5c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3mux3rtgsms2nI seem to have randomly been followed by about 20 accounts because someone added me to some stupid starter pack. To those people I say, you brought this on yourself.07 Sep 2026 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux3rtgsms2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3muuuqbmdok2nJust catching up... STOP SAYING DOM! #TheArchers06 Sep 2026 20:52 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuuqbmdok2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3murzymrjv22dI think Paul Hollywood would be unimpressed by the unevenness of my buns.05 Sep 2026 17:48 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3murzymrjv22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3mupkymhri22kWell that went well. #TheArchers04 Sep 2026 18:14 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupkymhri22khttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3mupkqk4uhk2gJesus fuck, Harrison is so fucking boring #TheArchers04 Sep 2026 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupkqk4uhk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3muofsqfb6k2l"Hello, I'm a man on social media. I may have never previously interacted with you, but I will now reply to your post, repeating exactly the same thing you said as if it's an original thought I've had."04 Sep 2026 07:09 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3muofsqfb6k2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3muoatk7aws2sWorking one day would be a start, Nige.04 Sep 2026 05:39 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3muoatk7aws2shttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3munfmmr4ds2vRemember a few weeks ago when you could wash your cloths, hang them outside, and have them back in a day? Good times.03 Sep 2026 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3munfmmr4ds2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3mun2lfeaqs27Hopefully that's the last we hear of Esme. #TheArchers03 Sep 2026 18:15 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mun2lfeaqs27https://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3mun2gbe7as27If I'm a car salesman when I'm 45 something will have gone badly wrong. #TheArchers03 Sep 2026 18:12 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mun2gbe7as27https://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3mun25i7rj22rWho is this now? #TheArchers03 Sep 2026 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mun25i7rj22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3mun23xliq22rIf it's any consolation, Henry, none of this matters. #TheArchers03 Sep 2026 18:06 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mun23xliq22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3mun22oqx5s2rWell I think Amber handled that in an entirely unsuspicious way. #TheArchers03 Sep 2026 18:06 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mun22oqx5s2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3mukk6c3ols23The facial's really given Justin some spunk. #TheArchers02 Sep 2026 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukk6c3ols23https://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3mukjurtxms23"Hi Justin. You're looking old, do you want to try some lotion?" #TheArchers02 Sep 2026 18:11 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukjurtxms23https://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3mukjrnvc7c23"100% salmon sperm, you say?" #TheArchers02 Sep 2026 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukjrnvc7c23https://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3mukjo3be6k23Just occurred to me, is Jolene Jolene's real name? She must be 70 odd, so born 20 years before the song and I do not believe that anyone was called Jolene in the UK before that. Presumably a stage name for her shitty singing? #TheArchers02 Sep 2026 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukjo3be6k23https://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3mukja3gl7s23Person on the radio saying that an inability to remember the name of everyday objects is a symptom of dementia. Earlier today I forgot the word for "socks" and said "foot gloves". When I get dementia, I think it's going to be difficult for anyone to tell.02 Sep 2026 17:59 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukja3gl7s23https://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3mujzzpugh22nMy laptop sometimes decides of its own volition to run updates and restart itself. It gives a 10 sec countdown which is stressful whilst you try to save everything. If you happen to be out the room, I'm sure it takes delight in shutting down and losing all your work. It seems ill thought through.02 Sep 2026 13:27 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mujzzpugh22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3muiaaae2gk2eFuck off, Bluesky.01 Sep 2026 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3muiaaae2gk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3muhzsicf3s2tSalmon sperm? That is not the kind of facial I was imagining Justin having. #TheArchers01 Sep 2026 18:18 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhzsicf3s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3muhzqkhxjk2tAct your age, Justin. #TheArchers https://static.klipy.com/ii/4e7bea9f7a3371424e6c16ebc93252fe/6c/d1/EPOKk30uz7Fq.gif?hh=295&ww=498&mp4=oLQal2uEot66ea&webm=iR03mM4eUI4Ao01 Sep 2026 18:17 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhzqkhxjk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3muhzopnzts2tWhat is it about Ambridge that makes people have sudden changes of personality? #TheArchers01 Sep 2026 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhzopnzts2thttps://bsky.app/profile/mattukernow.bsky.social/post/3muhzitxsms2vTell Alan what a bellend he was, Pat. #TheArchers01 Sep 2026 18:12 +0000at://did:plc:rs6pegf7cbcdggs53ff2m6gq/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhzitxsms2v