now in denver. same guy from twitter and laramie—you might know me from academic debate, being fat, or being pulled onstage at a bruce springsteen concert. jokes, mental health, trek, and my dog Buddy. i’ll write you a joke for a dollar.https://bsky.app/profile/wyominghippie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/wyominghippie.bsky.social/post/3mriwv7phes2jdo you see parents hitting their kids more? In the last two weeks I’ve watched parents push their kids in the face with their full, adult hands—hard! like hard enough to move the whole 4 or 5 year old—by the face!25 Jul 2026 22:43 +0000at://did:plc:rtijbilzz5rn64dipaecjs3j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mriwv7phes2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/wyominghippie.bsky.social/post/3mritosaigc2zI just feel most rock songs about pussy are about heroin. —and yeah I’m listening to the downward spiral.25 Jul 2026 21:45 +0000at://did:plc:rtijbilzz5rn64dipaecjs3j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mritosaigc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/wyominghippie.bsky.social/post/3mrgwk2ao422gmy buddy.25 Jul 2026 03:31 +0000at://did:plc:rtijbilzz5rn64dipaecjs3j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrgwk2ao422ghttps://bsky.app/profile/wyominghippie.bsky.social/post/3mreif7lfg22gwill I be able to hit myself in the head hard enough to get groggy enough to achieve sleep but *also* not be visibly physically injured tomorrow? we shall see. I’m going to give myself cte because people are afraid to prescribe anti anxiety meds that might cause dementia—after I’ll already be dead.24 Jul 2026 04:12 +0000at://did:plc:rtijbilzz5rn64dipaecjs3j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mreif7lfg22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/wyominghippie.bsky.social/post/3mrbh4g3djs2ywe probably need to be wearing clothing and jewelry with qr codes that load malware. maybe some bumper stickers too.22 Jul 2026 23:12 +0000at://did:plc:rtijbilzz5rn64dipaecjs3j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbh4g3djs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/wyominghippie.bsky.social/post/3mrbeos4ejk2yi'm just here to eat enough watermelon to give me explosive diarrhea the old-fashioned way.22 Jul 2026 22:28 +0000at://did:plc:rtijbilzz5rn64dipaecjs3j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbeos4ejk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/wyominghippie.bsky.social/post/3mrbel3gdg22apeople, uh. people don't understand agriculture.22 Jul 2026 22:26 +0000at://did:plc:rtijbilzz5rn64dipaecjs3j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrbel3gdg22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/wyominghippie.bsky.social/post/3mr7ic3fhg22lof course it's a sin, and of course we know. that beggar isn't heavy, he's my brother.22 Jul 2026 04:27 +0000at://did:plc:rtijbilzz5rn64dipaecjs3j/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr7ic3fhg22l