i used to be funny 🤷‍♀️https://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3mf2s2vms6c24girls in brooklyn just be at the coffee shop writing in their diaries17 Feb 2026 14:37 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf2s2vms6c24https://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3mdkw5l3tzc22*looking at my face in the mirror after being out in the cold* cool I guess I’m 45 now29 Jan 2026 13:42 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdkw5l3tzc22https://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3ldwaojb6bs2mmy special talent is making every christmas gift i wrap look like it’s the first time i’ve ever wrapped anything22 Dec 2024 20:23 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldwaojb6bs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3lcl3e3yokk2ksnowman down!!!05 Dec 2024 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcl3e3yokk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3lbrprqikd22si’m so much of an introvert i get nervous to speak to duolingo25 Nov 2024 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbrprqikd22shttps://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3lbhmmnmbis25bathroom attendants be like21 Nov 2024 13:57 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbhmmnmbis25https://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3lbfqlozho22cto the people who put their christmas decorations up in november — we get it, you had a happy childhood20 Nov 2024 20:03 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbfqlozho22chttps://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3lbdx5dhrm225every time someone asks me how i’m doing i always enthusiastically answer “i’m good” but then proceed to list everything in my life that has gone completely wrong20 Nov 2024 02:55 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbdx5dhrm225https://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3lbdsxvfa3c2ido you ever have a period so bad that you’re like hormonally this can never happen again20 Nov 2024 01:40 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbdsxvfa3c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3lbcpng7l7s2ti never wear earrings because i’m always ready to fight19 Nov 2024 15:08 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbcpng7l7s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3lbcodceiv62rlogging back onto bluesky after 9 months. no i wasn't off having a baby, but instead being one19 Nov 2024 14:44 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbcodceiv62rhttps://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3lbcnzfmq5w2ri don't need a seasonal affective disorder lamp when i have my phone in my face 24/719 Nov 2024 14:39 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbcnzfmq5w2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3kk6aekf4dk2tthe worst thing someone can do to me is reply instantly. please stop. you don’t understand how agonizing this is because once you reply, i have to reply!!! like you are essentially assigning me homework when i am begging to fail. pls no more conversations!30 Jan 2024 03:44 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3kk6aekf4dk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3kj5flqkuga25“does the carpet match the drapes?” idk i’m a millennial and i don’t have either17 Jan 2024 02:20 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3kj5flqkuga25https://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3kj5e53zebf27wow canadians really are super nice. i’m watching a documentary on a serial killer from there and he ONLY killed two people. two people? what a sweetheart!!!17 Jan 2024 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3kj5e53zebf27https://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3khtzualcfn2q2024 in: me out: you31 Dec 2023 15:31 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3khtzualcfn2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3kfj3muhlc22xfun DIY advent calendar idea!!! open your banking app once a day every day until christmas and scream01 Dec 2023 20:13 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3kfj3muhlc22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3ke45llwi5t27tore the packaging off the pms gummies i just bought at target in the middle of the street and scarfed some down just in time before i made the switch to werewolf-woman underneath the 5 p.m. moonlight13 Nov 2023 23:18 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ke45llwi5t27https://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3kdaqhdlv7r26i am basically jen psaki but i am dumb and hot03 Nov 2023 01:41 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdaqhdlv7r26https://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3kdaqbh6q4o2si love being a woman (watching selling sunset)03 Nov 2023 01:38 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdaqbh6q4o2shttps://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3kd3pmq42pg2tif you find me annoying just remember that someone had to give me an invite code to get me here and if anyone should be punished, it’s them :)01 Nov 2023 01:43 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3kd3pmq42pg2thttps://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3kd3o5y2yfo24i miss the good old days when i could tweet a stupid little thought and people would see it and engage with it!!! now i copy and paste the same silly words on all the word apps and the algorithm delivers it to no one01 Nov 2023 01:17 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3kd3o5y2yfo24https://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3kd3nvrfixk26so … is a bad day on blue sky called a grey sky or a gloomy sky or is this platform just not for dad jokes told by women?!?01 Nov 2023 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3kd3nvrfixk26https://bsky.app/profile/kcorbzz.bsky.social/post/3kd3nldrjgm2lscaring myself this halloween by turning on the really bright vanity lighting in my bathroom that shows me literally everything that is wrong with my face!!! oh my01 Nov 2023 01:06 +0000at://did:plc:ruetjfxgbuv2ofej4vs63ibt/app.bsky.feed.post/3kd3nldrjgm2l