I am a king, your king, I am the federal law. Musk is my Daddy Bearhttps://bsky.app/profile/presidentdump.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/presidentdump.bsky.social/post/3ljlyukavwk24All those democrats and only Al Green had the jiggle bells to interrupt me until we threw him out. The ONLY democrat with balls tonight.05 Mar 2025 03:08 +0000at://did:plc:rvffnexwzv4ch6whosehkas6/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljlyukavwk24https://bsky.app/profile/presidentdump.bsky.social/post/3ljia642t2k2dWe're planning to remove spending from govt as part of GDP. That way we'll never see a recession! Go Trump! Go me!03 Mar 2025 15:08 +0000at://did:plc:rvffnexwzv4ch6whosehkas6/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljia642t2k2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/presidentdump.bsky.social/post/3lj7iks34os2lBecause it's not polling well with the 18-94 demographic, we're rebranding the nazi salute as the Me Maneuver!28 Feb 2025 03:44 +0000at://did:plc:rvffnexwzv4ch6whosehkas6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj7iks34os2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/presidentdump.bsky.social/post/3lj7hzgp6k22lDon't buy from small businesses on Fri Feb 28. They are all owned by Ukrainians. And rumors are they have puppies to pet. Everyone hates puppies! YOU hate puppies!28 Feb 2025 03:35 +0000at://did:plc:rvffnexwzv4ch6whosehkas6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj7hzgp6k22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/presidentdump.bsky.social/post/3lj4yt7fmm223Tonight SCOTUS gave my army some time to pretend to follow a court order. Now SCOTUS has time to shape up or ship out.27 Feb 2025 03:58 +0000at://did:plc:rvffnexwzv4ch6whosehkas6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj4yt7fmm223https://bsky.app/profile/presidentdump.bsky.social/post/3lj4yq7yhgk23Now that DEI is dead, I'm happy to announce we're firing everyone equitably. You get a firing! You get a firing!27 Feb 2025 03:56 +0000at://did:plc:rvffnexwzv4ch6whosehkas6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj4yq7yhgk23https://bsky.app/profile/presidentdump.bsky.social/post/3lj4msf4y4223Bible says something about golden statues and worshipping them. I assume it says worship ME, your new god! Bow before me you bunch of poors!27 Feb 2025 00:22 +0000at://did:plc:rvffnexwzv4ch6whosehkas6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj4msf4y4223https://bsky.app/profile/presidentdump.bsky.social/post/3lj2msdetx22vAll these planes crashing and near misses.... Thanks Biden!26 Feb 2025 05:17 +0000at://did:plc:rvffnexwzv4ch6whosehkas6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj2msdetx22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/presidentdump.bsky.social/post/3lj2h3dibes2v'Member when I said "I could stand in the middle of 5th Ave and shoot somebody and not lose votes"? Member??26 Feb 2025 03:35 +0000at://did:plc:rvffnexwzv4ch6whosehkas6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj2h3dibes2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/presidentdump.bsky.social/post/3lj2gw2otoc2vTiptoe through the tulips with me. Only me. Will you let me? You will. Because you can't help but assume I only have the country's best interest at heart.26 Feb 2025 03:32 +0000at://did:plc:rvffnexwzv4ch6whosehkas6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj2gw2otoc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/presidentdump.bsky.social/post/3lj2fflwyrs2vCongress is my pet fishbowl. With almost $880B in cuts to Medicare and Medicaid, I figured I should do something nice for all those old people who voted for me... Now they can make the choice between food and life saving meds. Fuck em26 Feb 2025 03:05 +0000at://did:plc:rvffnexwzv4ch6whosehkas6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj2fflwyrs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/presidentdump.bsky.social/post/3lixximeyyv2bIf I was a Pokémon, I'd be a Magikarp! He's the world's greatest pokebowl25 Feb 2025 03:50 +0000at://did:plc:rvffnexwzv4ch6whosehkas6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lixximeyyv2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/presidentdump.bsky.social/post/3lixwm3qow52bI haven't written an executive order since the 21st cause DOGE needs me to save money. So I stopped writing words on paper and changing my underwear.25 Feb 2025 03:34 +0000at://did:plc:rvffnexwzv4ch6whosehkas6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lixwm3qow52bhttps://bsky.app/profile/presidentdump.bsky.social/post/3lixw3kyasv2bNot a president President Macaroon corrected me today about Europe. Let me tell you, I know more about Europe than that cookie man does! I know all the Europe. He knows nothing25 Feb 2025 03:25 +0000at://did:plc:rvffnexwzv4ch6whosehkas6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lixw3kyasv2b