𝓐𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓾𝓽 ▪️ I have written about art in the Guardian, FT, Plaster Magazine, Independent and Dazed. You can read My Opinionated Guide to Erotic Art here: https://www.hoxtonminipress.com/products/an-opinionated-guide-to-erotic-arthttps://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3mzbjop7jis2gFeels very tiny violin but being on a health journey, whilst also loving seeing your friends and socialising feels like I am living in Temptation Island for my mind.01 Nov 2026 19:19 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbjop7jis2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3mz7276jhak23Inspired by @havingadietcoke.bsky.social - have had a think re my Traitors picks31 Oct 2026 19:37 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7276jhak23https://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3mz6phcrlck2zYou know when you send a tweet and you’re like, im thinking about things too much31 Oct 2026 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz6phcrlck2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3mz3lgy6ad22uCatching up on last night’s traitors and (following the challenge) I can say the Elise Bell Hate List has been updated to: James Acaster, Michael Sheen, James Blunt30 Oct 2026 10:35 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz3lgy6ad22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3mz27ag7sdk2qWatching the Traitors? Sorry I can’t do that tonight as I am going full nun mode29 Oct 2026 21:24 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz27ag7sdk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3myzlskqivs2w18 months late to the discourse but Longlegs...kinda mid29 Oct 2026 15:36 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3myzlskqivs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3myyxzu75wc2lIgnoring the bait-y heading (although it is nuts) but a genuinely incredibly article that makes me want to bear arms for the country of Montenegro https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/oct/29/montenegro-embassy-pimlico-london-neighbour-sues-council29 Oct 2026 09:42 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3myyxzu75wc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3mywp5jbwkk2xOne month anniversary of me sitting infront of Studland Beach at Tate Britain and feeling Incredibly Emotional.28 Oct 2026 11:58 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mywp5jbwkk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3mywjjyzfnk2uI hope everyone understands that my home-made nun halloween costume is a riff on Ken Russel's The Devils, rather than say, just any ordinary nun.28 Oct 2026 10:17 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mywjjyzfnk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3myvdwjmmsc25Surely fairly obvious who this is about, right https://www.theguardian.com/law/2026/oct/27/ppt-high-court-publication-sexual-offence-allegations27 Oct 2026 23:04 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3myvdwjmmsc25https://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3myuhrusvuk2iAs I inhale this delicious masala chai, I am experiencing war-flashbacks to the time I had six espresso martinis at a wedding, after having been caffeine free for nine months. The fallout was so severe that I fully re-lived a traumatic supressed incident and convinced myself I had a blood clot.27 Oct 2026 14:41 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3myuhrusvuk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3myu5lqbggk26As an aside to the GQ book discourse: I do think the healthiest way of being approximate to, or being in the literary world (as a reader) is just to read as many books as your lifestyle allows you to. Work out what you like or dislike, ignore the noise, do what you can to filter out the scene.27 Oct 2026 11:38 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3myu5lqbggk26https://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3myu5ez44e226No Comment [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Oct 2026 11:34 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3myu5ez44e226https://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3myrw5cn24s2bMy big 6-month app hiatus questions: Where are my Bluesky divas? Where are my girls who want to muck around chat shit get banged etc. Why is my feed full of data visual graphs?26 Oct 2026 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3myrw5cn24s2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3myrfegnt7c2bUnreal morning listening26 Oct 2026 09:19 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3myrfegnt7c2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3myq2atx7o22kThis roast dinner reverses Francophobia25 Oct 2026 20:28 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3myq2atx7o22khttps://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3mypihor7xc2sLowkey fantasise about having prepped for national grid collapse and not giving my downstairs neighbour any tinned goods as retribution for forbidding us to have plant-pots on our balcony. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Oct 2026 15:09 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mypihor7xc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3myousepcvs2fClocks go back, sun is out, NTS John Martyn special playing on my iphone, I will pray for days like this (in the water wars)25 Oct 2026 09:18 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3myousepcvs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3mynpihgpls2nMy boyfriend said people are talking in Traitors on Bluesky so I’m back24 Oct 2026 22:10 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mynpihgpls2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3mjjofqmo322hNeed to talk to someone about the absurd intensity of Ben Lerner’s publicity photos15 Apr 2026 10:22 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjjofqmo322hhttps://bsky.app/profile/eliseybell.bsky.social/post/3mjjm3vn2u224Increasingly going to start calling myself part of the 'Lost Leeds Tram Generation. My last words to my grandchildren before the Dignitas injection takes me will be that Leeds is the biggest city in Europe without a mass transit system. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/apr/15/field-of-dreams-stuff-will-leeds-finally-get-its-trams-after-decades-of-promises15 Apr 2026 09:41 +0000at://did:plc:rvrnyvb7rwydwn6gil6o7glv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjjm3vn2u224