Failed non-runner Occasional photographer Cat herderhttps://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mrdrpiruv22rI don't mean to brag or anything, but I went to the garden centre today and bought one (1) plant. Sure, that might be one more than the zero I went in for, but it's also five fewer than last time I went to buy zero plants, so I'm calling it a win.23 Jul 2026 21:27 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdrpiruv22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mrd6lcnxq22zI’d be really interested to see where the decision becomes 50:50 for people if the amounts were adjusted with the same ratios. My working theory is that it’s when the smaller number is somewhere near your annual pre-tax salary. [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Jul 2026 15:44 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrd6lcnxq22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mr3l2rnnvk2tStill iconic. https://static.klipy.com/ii/e293a233a303a98e471f78d04e13a1b0/27/a4/ktBg7qdn.gif?hh=306&ww=498&mp4=6CSgM0sFuxyJ&webm=fsbbYx5VKT3dRH11wK20 Jul 2026 15:06 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3l2rnnvk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mqzsg4ccis2lTodos somos españoles19 Jul 2026 22:13 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzsg4ccis2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mqxfuqvpi22lAnyone has ever said they don't enjoy women's football because "the quality is not as good as the men's game" should be forced to watch this match and recognise the fact that two teams playing like absolute clowns has made for one of the most entertaining games in recent memory.18 Jul 2026 23:23 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxfuqvpi22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mqxc5vo4tc24This is just pure playground football where nobody gives a shit. It’s how the game truly ought to be played. I love it.18 Jul 2026 22:16 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxc5vo4tc24https://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mqxajsmibs2lAs someone who doesn't have an enormous emotional investment in the England men's football team but watches them anyway... sometimes in sport you can play exactly as well as your opponents allow you to.18 Jul 2026 21:47 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxajsmibs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mqcw65ly4k2vLook who has a photo they took on an actual billboard. It’s me. Delighted to support @mndassoc.bsky.social and also delighted to see my work printed in MASSIVE10 Jul 2026 19:49 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqcw65ly4k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mq2d67p46226His last words were “to blave” (it means “to bluff”)07 Jul 2026 09:47 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq2d67p46226https://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mpysyv25q22qTurns out that if I go out to the pub to watch England play football and have one too many beers, then I get home and buy plants from the online garden centre. 18 border perennials (penstemon, salvia, & geraniums) planted this evening courtesy of England vs DR Congo.06 Jul 2026 19:25 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpysyv25q22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mpxxi35o6226Pleased that after a couple of weeks of fighting the extreme cognitive dissonance of starting to actually like Erling Haaland, he can now revert to his correct role as pantomime villain.06 Jul 2026 11:13 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpxxi35o6226https://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mptwz6orb22nThe three genders: [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Jul 2026 20:54 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mptwz6orb22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mpstwajvxs2bHas anyone made any progress on the secret third thing yet? [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Jul 2026 10:26 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpstwajvxs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mpmlmvy62c22If Belgium have any interest in the banter timeline this penatly is going to be a Panenka.01 Jul 2026 22:41 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpmlmvy62c22https://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mpmiaitaxk22Belgium might be going out of the World Cup, but their shirt is lovely.01 Jul 2026 21:41 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpmiaitaxk22https://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mopviufyqc22Sublime conework right there [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Jun 2026 12:51 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mopviufyqc22https://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mnpvipx5a22nYour lived experience of... being basically fine? Now imagine you have trans/queer/ethnic minority friends and/or just a basic shred of human empathy and try being furious on their behalf instead. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jun 2026 19:26 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnpvipx5a22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mnkv2pg56c2nIf I were playing for England in this match then I would give some serious consideration to being better at football.05 Jun 2026 19:34 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnkv2pg56c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mn5wlg2dzk2o🔴⚪️🔴 #arsenal31 May 2026 15:57 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn5wlg2dzk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mm2v575mck2mTook a few pictures at the Southern Athletics League in Finsbury Park yesterday.17 May 2026 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm2v575mck2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/lennymartin.bsky.social/post/3mlw6v2k5mc2wI'd like to see retrospective bookings/bans for that kind of nonsense by Mac Allister. Rolling around on the floor for over a minute because of... checks replays... literally nothing. Should be a booking at least. #avlliv15 May 2026 20:39 +0000at://did:plc:rytwpylddbdkisimop52z7kp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlw6v2k5mc2w