Word-grouping dogbotherer, garlicky kitchen haint, father of goblins. Non-compliant, secular, cat-whispery, has a kraken-ink tattoo.https://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3mx2yrwwvy226A lovely review of The Thrice-Bound Fool by my friends at Grimdark Magazine 🖤 https://www.grimdarkmagazine.com/review-the-thrice-bound-fool-by-christopher-buehlman/04 Oct 2026 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2yrwwvy226https://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3mwlf3xqkxc2aAny other men out there make a harmless sound like “whoops!” after shutting a door too hard so the other people in the house know you’re not being ago? Note: this also works great after hitting a kid with a shovel.28 Sep 2026 13:08 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwlf3xqkxc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3mwbih5p24s2oTruly haunting and macabre cover art for the Italian edition of Between Two Fires, Tra Due Fuochi, published by the excellent team at Mercurio. 🖤🖤🖤 [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Sep 2026 14:42 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwbih5p24s2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3mvm2tutngc2hSo I watched an Ed Sheeran concert film last year because I didn’t know him and I’m old and I wanted to catch up. I thought huh. Talented guy, seems nice, but not my flavor musically. Now I’m like huh. Also, spineless and loves his money. That’s disappointing. #freepalestine , Ed. Fuck.16 Sep 2026 02:12 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvm2tutngc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3murk5732ns24Happy Labor Day weekend, my fellow Americans. They took living wages away from us, we actually had them once, I’m old enough to remember! But watch out for socialism, it’s coming to get ya!05 Sep 2026 13:04 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3murk5732ns24https://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3muigahtjl227Horrific. I want trials for the people who brought us to this disgraceful point. And if trials are not forthcoming, karma. I’d like to see some fucking karma please. Rest in peace, young man. You deserved far better. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 22:00 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3muigahtjl227https://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3muhdjpgfyc25Trolling the Chihuahua bagpipe reel.01 Sep 2026 11:39 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhdjpgfyc25https://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3mudaamivn22pDisappointing AF30 Aug 2026 20:30 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mudaamivn22phttps://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3mu73i6edds25Really excited about this one! [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Aug 2026 04:54 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu73i6edds25https://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3mu26ccgt3k2a27 Aug 2026 06:01 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu26ccgt3k2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3mtz5akb4vs2aYou absolute piece of shit. Are you harvesting culturally beloved, priceless 80-year-olds to show us you know who NEEDS to go but you’re going to do what you please? We’re not impressed. And, for the record, Max von Sydow was IMMEASURABLY better looking than you. #deathisanassholelately https://static.klipy.com/ii/4e7bea9f7a3371424e6c16ebc93252fe/6c/d1/EPOKk30uz7Fq.gif?hh=295&ww=498&mp4=oLQal2uEot66ea&webm=iR03mM4eUI4Ao26 Aug 2026 20:09 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtz5akb4vs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3mtwmwgpmdc2pYou. Took. The. Wrong. Person. AGAIN. FUCK! YOU KNOW WHO WE ALL WANT GONE 💀 https://static.klipy.com/ii/4e7bea9f7a3371424e6c16ebc93252fe/6c/d1/EPOKk30uz7Fq.gif?hh=295&ww=498&mp4=oLQal2uEot66ea&webm=iR03mM4eUI4Ao25 Aug 2026 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwmwgpmdc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3mtt6peotqc2tI’m not usually into superheroes, but I’ll watch this episode all day. Thank you, Spidey 🇺🇸24 Aug 2026 11:19 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtt6peotqc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3mtlc5qhczk2rFull-body task prevention technique deployed. Awaiting further orders, O King of Cats. —Jane21 Aug 2026 08:00 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtlc5qhczk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3mtemkxizfs2wI had great fun rereading this masterpiece and writing this forward. Check out this pretty new edition! [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Aug 2026 16:18 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtemkxizfs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3mtac4a6aos2bI love Muay Thai intemperately. I discovered it at 54. 57 now, have had a meniscus surgery possibly due to it, don’t care. Had I found it at 20, my life might have had a different arc. I was doing Kung fu at 20. Pretty, but not what my body was built for. Muay Thai fucking rocks.16 Aug 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtac4a6aos2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3mt6zsmlju22e“Oh? You wanted to get some work done on a Sunday? Let me help with that.” —Jane “cockblock” Buehlman16 Aug 2026 10:59 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt6zsmlju22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3msv4zj7yms2tWhichever plane he takes, everyone on board knows it’s Air Force Number 212 Aug 2026 12:30 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3msv4zj7yms2thttps://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3msv3h3anrs2tSo, under threat of attack, they used senior personnel, the Press, and the air crew as a decoy on Air Force one and snuck that dying old prick out on another plane. It’s so on brand I can’t even feign surprise. I guess unless you’re the lady with the diaper bag, you’re expendable.12 Aug 2026 12:01 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3msv3h3anrs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3msqbntjpcs2iMy thoughts on Nolan’s THE ODYSSEY https://substack.com/@christopherbuehlman/note/c-311874961?r=6x9go&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action10 Aug 2026 14:09 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqbntjpcs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3msp653pfjc2z10 Aug 2026 03:33 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3msp653pfjc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3msgo67dlxs2sBreakfast in Williamsburg, Brooklyn today. I’ve been recording for the Thrice-Bound Fool all week, and we got so ahead of schedule that I earned a day off. If you get a chance to go to Miguel‘s Café, don’t sleep on that. So, so good. #huevosahogados #miguelswilliamsburg #williamsburg06 Aug 2026 18:26 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3msgo67dlxs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3msg6mml4tk2nVincent Pastore was the wrong 80-year-old. Just saying.06 Aug 2026 13:48 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3msg6mml4tk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3msdmfu5dg227Just a little much-appreciated whimsy on my Lyft driver’s dashboard as I roll in to MacMillan to record an audiobook today. #TheThriceBoundFool05 Aug 2026 13:17 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3msdmfu5dg227https://bsky.app/profile/buehlmeister.bsky.social/post/3msaxkiuyzk2vI don’t know who made this but I just stole it and I’m not sorry.04 Aug 2026 11:58 +0000at://did:plc:s2dalfgpscccoa22dhy4dez6/app.bsky.feed.post/3msaxkiuyzk2v