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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Parody account not affiliated with glitch productions.&#xA;Main: https://bsky.app/profile/kthulukaden.bsky.social</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social</link><title>@theasolver001.bsky.social - (C.R.O.W.N.E.D.) Cyn</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3ljsqufwr2c22</link><description>&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Mar 2025 19:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljsqufwr2c22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3ljsqtg4lyk22</link><description>//shit. 😔&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Mar 2025 19:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljsqtg4lyk22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3ljsqn5k2gs2o</link><description>//damn I&#39;m dead😔&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Mar 2025 19:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljsqn5k2gs2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3ljsqmrfnq22o</link><description>//heh!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Mar 2025 19:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljsqmrfnq22o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3ljsqlgkpmc2o</link><description>&#34;Shit.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Mar 2025 19:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljsqlgkpmc2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3li3q3glh722i</link><description>&#34;Give me your skin.&#34;</description><pubDate>13 Feb 2025 22:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3li3q3glh722i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3li3pyxkgic2i</link><description>&#34;No. Problem. Giggle :D&#34;&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>13 Feb 2025 22:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3li3pyxkgic2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3li3pxqxns22i</link><description>&#34;Me. When Emo teen: giggle.&#34;</description><pubDate>13 Feb 2025 22:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3li3pxqxns22i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3lhtyzvnq722x</link><description>&#34;Mmmm. Monke.&#34;</description><pubDate>10 Feb 2025 20:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhtyzvnq722x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3lhtyyzdl4s2x</link><description>&#34;Giggle.&#34;</description><pubDate>10 Feb 2025 20:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhtyyzdl4s2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3ldqnfurskk2k</link><description>&#34;You&#39;re surviving because. Dust isn&#39;t that fun.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>20 Dec 2024 14:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldqnfurskk2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3ldqmvrgmrs2k</link><description>&#34;Give me. Three reasons.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>20 Dec 2024 14:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldqmvrgmrs2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3ldqmnswy422k</link><description>&#34; . . . . &#34;&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>20 Dec 2024 14:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldqmnswy422k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3ldqmhaeeec2o</link><description>&#34;What do. You want? Annoyed tone.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>20 Dec 2024 14:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldqmhaeeec2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3ldqmbcg3i22o</link><description>&#34;What?&#34;&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>20 Dec 2024 14:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldqmbcg3i22o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3ldejb26bxk2m</link><description>[Check alt for what&#39;s on the funny board in background]</description><pubDate>15 Dec 2024 19:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldejb26bxk2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3lc6nz6jt4k24</link><description>&#34;I believe you all. See me as a. Joke. I do not like that. So let&#39;s. Change that.&#34;</description><pubDate>30 Nov 2024 17:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc6nz6jt4k24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3lbn2kdnoo22d</link><description>&#34;What.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>23 Nov 2024 17:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbn2kdnoo22d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3lbn2gupk6c2d</link><description>&#34;Huh? I am just. Using a speaker? I am not even physically here right. Now.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>23 Nov 2024 17:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbn2gupk6c2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3lbmzhs6cx22d</link><description>&#34;Did.... he just die? I was not even nearby.. confused tone.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>23 Nov 2024 17:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbmzhs6cx22d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3lbmyv4efps2d</link><description>&#34;I do not remember. Dying to a purple thing. I do remember dying to. A robotic blue hedgehog after. Murdering his wife. Honestly you are just as. Pathetic as before. You cannot. Even remember what killed me.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>23 Nov 2024 17:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbmyv4efps2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3lbmrhvofhk2i</link><description>&#34;Well. I lived. Cope.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>23 Nov 2024 15:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbmrhvofhk2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3lbkpoeuhx224</link><pubDate>22 Nov 2024 19:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbkpoeuhx224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3lbkp7m2sjs2e</link><description>&#34;Wh&#34;&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>22 Nov 2024 19:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbkp7m2sjs2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3lbkougthsc2e</link><description>&#34;Played. A roblox game. How the. Hell would a Zombie Cyn. Even. Work?&#34;</description><pubDate>22 Nov 2024 19:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbkougthsc2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3lbkorjqpic2e</link><description>&#34;I wish you. A terrible day. Of birth. Laughter.&#34;&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>22 Nov 2024 19:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbkorjqpic2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3lbknylwri22l</link><description>//hey stinkies.</description><pubDate>22 Nov 2024 18:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbknylwri22l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theasolver001.bsky.social/post/3lbknxxhwfk2l</link><description>&#34;Ughh therapy.&#34;</description><pubDate>22 Nov 2024 18:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s2keidbdcgu4fht4qpoxfyya/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbknxxhwfk2l</guid></item></channel></rss>