Fan account for @whmpodcast.bsky.social’s Eric @szyszka.bsky.social. Run by @rchris.bsky.social. Also: SajdaksSayings and JupinsGemshttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mx4xnlzuu22n"James Bond is just Batman for British people." -GoldenEye05 Oct 2026 12:55 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx4xnlzuu22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mwvx7dduy22k"James Bond could definitely just mail you a picture of his dick, and then you’d just be like, ‘Oooh, that’s cheeky, Mr. Bond!’" -GoldenEye02 Oct 2026 17:59 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvx7dduy22khttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mwvi6ahdtk2z"I’m like almost albino, I feel. We’re recording this in the summer, and it feels extremely uncomfortable to breathe." -GoldenEye02 Oct 2026 13:30 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvi6ahdtk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mwsuqty3i22w"For some reason, Roger Moore is a blind-spot for me, because it’s all just ‘HA, HUH, JAH!’ No, thanks." -GoldenEye01 Oct 2026 12:37 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwsuqty3i22whttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mwqi2v546c2v"I would put on The Wonder Years as a kid, and he’d come up on the screen, and I’d GO TO MY ROOM. I don’t want TV Dad to yell at me!" -Gods of Egypt30 Sep 2026 13:45 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwqi2v546c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mwnxfwuvd22i"‘If you take my daughter, I’m going to release the Kraken. Call out any tattoos you might see on that Kraken.’" -Gods of Egypt [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Sep 2026 13:41 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwnxfwuvd22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mwlic3kcfk22"You know that guy who plays Daredevil isn’t American?" (Steve) "What the fuck is he?!" "I think he’s an Irishman." (Steve) "Oh, man, we gotta build a wall." -Gods of Egypt28 Sep 2026 14:05 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwlic3kcfk22https://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mwdu2dfjxk2p"I would eat floor cake! We are in such a time of containment that I would eat cake off the floor right now." -Raw Deal25 Sep 2026 13:14 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwdu2dfjxk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mwbdmxr3k22z"You got your Chrises mixed up. I do this all the time, because there’s Chris Hemsworth, there’s Chris Cabin, there’s Chris Pine…all interchangeable." -Mile 2224 Sep 2026 13:15 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwbdmxr3k22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mw6qwwthek26"In Europe and all these other places - I heard there’s more than one place - but it’s not gonna be Mile, it’s gonna be, what, 22 Kilometer?" -Mile 2223 Sep 2026 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw6qwwthek26https://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mw4bpopsvc2w"Take your belt off and start presenting, America - Reagan is here." -On the 1980s; Barbarian22 Sep 2026 12:58 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw4bpopsvc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mvzwafjsxk2b"In boredom, the ‘nope’ becomes a ‘yup’ pretty quick." -Barbarian21 Sep 2026 14:27 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvzwafjsxk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mvscxm7otc2u"Anyone reviewing anything on the internet is leaving a bad review. I never review anything, ever - no paper trail." -Barbarian18 Sep 2026 13:53 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvscxm7otc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mvpodj464k2j"We could talk about parent-teacher night, which is always difficult when you’ve got an invisible child." (Steve) "I mean, I’m sure it’s bad enough with real kids." -Invisible Child17 Sep 2026 12:39 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvpodj464k2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mvn5zuxnvs24"I’m not an organ donor. I’ll never be one. You’re asking them to confetti-style rip out everything when you sprain your leg." -Barbarian16 Sep 2026 12:42 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvn5zuxnvs24https://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mvkvdq6ehs2k"Never tell ANYONE they have a ‘pretty name.’" (Andrew) "Except for me." -Barbarian15 Sep 2026 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkvdq6ehs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mvi7jpgbas27"And then…I almost said Rex Reed again. Richard Reed?" "Reed Richards." (Steve) "God, fuck." -Fantastic Four (2005)14 Sep 2026 13:25 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvi7jpgbas27https://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mvaqlq4bgc2r"I still don’t get why he turns into a boulder - did he take his lucky rock on the trip or something?" -Fantastic Four (2005)11 Sep 2026 14:09 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvaqlq4bgc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mv65l6v44c2w"Trust me, there are places you can go in America TODAY where you can be burned as a witch. In 1865, they were lighting everyone up." -Fantastic Four (2005)10 Sep 2026 13:24 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv65l6v44c2whttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mv3klq3vik25"So they plan a space expedition in one day? No wonder it goes wrong!" (Steve) "I can’t even plan to come here and do the show in one day." -Fantastic Four (2005)09 Sep 2026 12:39 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3klq3vik25https://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3muz6ldbs3c2j"It was more okay to be Asian in 1989 than it was to be gay." "Was it?! Have you seen Sixteen Candles?!" (Steve) -Loverboy08 Sep 2026 13:58 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muz6ldbs3c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3muwnyzz6l22j"They should do a restaurant like that, where everyone’s sitting at a toilet. Think about all the plumbing work that would have to be done!" -Loverboy [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Sep 2026 13:57 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwnyzz6l22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mup345sfg22o"I’ve got a statement: Stop naming your kid ‘Dillon.’ Start naming them ‘Szyszka,’ or ‘Shishka,’ however you want to pronounce it. Ruin a life." -Life Itself04 Sep 2026 13:30 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mup345sfg22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mummgukvp22m"Speaking of stupid shit, on the IMDB trivia, I saw that this is the first Predator movie to feature a left-handed predator!" "I saw that, and almost spit on my own phone." (Andrew) -AVP: Alien vs. Predator03 Sep 2026 14:02 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mummgukvp22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3muk3k2z4rc2r"You don’t want to be known as ‘The Boy Who Cried Diarrhea.’" -Antitrust02 Sep 2026 13:54 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muk3k2z4rc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3muinioiuis2q"That’s that hard-working immigrant gumption, right? You work hard enough in this country once you get here, you can get yourself a fleet of Jay Leno cars." -The Karate Kid Part III02 Sep 2026 00:10 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muinioiuis2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3muhiaqzx6c2a"Hey, Ralph, you think you want to get into a karate program and maybe figure out how to do some shit?" (Steve) "‘Yeah, I’ll get around to it. First I’m going to explore other aspects of the character, like taking girls to arcades.’" -The Karate Kid Part III01 Sep 2026 13:04 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhiaqzx6c2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3muewm5hzbk26"You can’t go back to your home turf and investigate blood feuds with some gaijin asshole." -The Karate Kid Part III31 Aug 2026 12:42 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3muewm5hzbk26https://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mu5hmswymc2m"Oh, it’s THE Karate Kid!’" (Steve) "You know, I bet Ralph Macchio has gotten that at bars and has been kind of pissed off. It’s like being called ‘the coward Robert Ford.’" -The Karate Kid Part III28 Aug 2026 13:26 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5hmswymc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/szyszkas-screeds.bsky.social/post/3mu2wz45ymc2q"Dude, it doesn’t fucking matter - it’s a 1992 movie about high school. Everyone’s like 50 and 30." -Buffy the Vampire Slayer27 Aug 2026 13:23 +0000at://did:plc:s3boxxa4fgukpnmpkynj6sbc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu2wz45ymc2q