Self-decapitating cut-up RVAhttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mkg4uuu3qk2gThe Insidious films are true family horror movies. PG-13 horror in the aughts was pretty rare. They exist in a dwindling camp of horror movies a kid could watch at sleepover and survive, and for that reason, I find them simultaneously interesting and awful26 Apr 2026 17:55 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkg4uuu3qk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mkg47a35ik2gI low key hate the Insidious movies because I believe it’s Tiny Tim slander to associate him with evil26 Apr 2026 17:43 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkg47a35ik2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mjrt6cmq2c2iAt the age where I’m on the brink of buying a baseball sunhat with a detachable neck flap to wear on my walks18 Apr 2026 16:08 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrt6cmq2c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mjqopuqc3k2fMy summer goal is getting 86’d from Bow Tie Movieland18 Apr 2026 05:16 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjqopuqc3k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mjqoo4g36s2f$17 dollars? Bowtie Cinema put in recliners so rats don’t brush up against patrons feet anymore18 Apr 2026 05:15 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjqoo4g36s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mjqo2fe5522fThere was a metal guy at the show tonight who kept on whipping his hair on my face, and that’s okay. That’s what community is about18 Apr 2026 05:04 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjqo2fe5522fhttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mjcm3yqg4s2lSorry men, I don’t even watch the reels my Dad sends me12 Apr 2026 14:52 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjcm3yqg4s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mj3uh6ty622mPlayed pinball with @thediscocat.bsky.social today, immensely bummed we never heard the Creature play this midi banger https://youtu.be/z0DbBQHRHsQ?si=rEJWcJsrOspmJ58Q09 Apr 2026 22:33 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj3uh6ty622mhttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mitmnktvbc2aHappy Josie and The Pussycats Day!06 Apr 2026 15:52 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mitmnktvbc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mif2tnw4a22jFor years I thought Dave’s Killer Bread was called that because Dave went to prison for murder31 Mar 2026 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mif2tnw4a22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mhz3p55io22sDeeply perverted in the fact I only like ketchup on a hotdog, anyway go Nats27 Mar 2026 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhz3p55io22shttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mhxtmfcmf224Disappointed to find out “Birds” by Turnstile is not a song about the Orioles26 Mar 2026 14:42 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhxtmfcmf224https://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mhgg62vwvc2xSomeone at Tomy in a brain storming session really was like, “what if you could finger a tamagotchi?”19 Mar 2026 16:26 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhgg62vwvc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mhcatqtclk2lI’m an animal hoarder; I have multiple virtual and electronic pets dying of neglect and I can’t stop getting more18 Mar 2026 00:40 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhcatqtclk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mgipod5zrs2nMe while eating food out of the trash: Anyone else weirded out by potlucks?07 Mar 2026 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgipod5zrs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mgdb4uflds2uAccidentally connecting to the Bluetooth at the pinball place and forcing everyone to listen to Slimy Member with me05 Mar 2026 16:53 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgdb4uflds2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mg4eruragc2sIf I ever open a plumbing company I’m going to call it Pipe Dreams02 Mar 2026 23:10 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg4eruragc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3me5qguczfc2qTorturing my husband bc he told me he didn’t know who Weasel Walter is [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Feb 2026 01:20 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3me5qguczfc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mdbdnseckc2cSometimes you just gotta ask yourself, “what are these fucking iguanas doing on my coffee table?”25 Jan 2026 18:17 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdbdnseckc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3md6zd5x7gc2mThe four aliens from The Last Halloween, a Hanna Barbera produced Savage Steve Holland made for tv Halloween film about martians who crash land on earth, searching for some sweet sweet “coobi” [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Jan 2026 20:07 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3md6zd5x7gc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mcd6t4xrtc2vEveryone is talking about Marty Supreme, the shoe seller slash table tennis pro, but no one is talking about shoe seller slash sadistic hitman Lance Henriksen in William Lustig’s 1989 classic Hit List13 Jan 2026 18:31 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcd6t4xrtc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mca4x2wiyc2mTelling people my therapist is named Dr. Coffin and works at the Harum-Scarum Sanitarium12 Jan 2026 13:19 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mca4x2wiyc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mbtnxlkl522iI haven’t watched Stranger Things but the episode of Eerie, Indiana where a woman retains eternal youthfulness by sealing herself in Tupperware has stuck to my ribs for decades. Up there with the diet glasses episode of Tales from the Darkside for warping my child mind [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jan 2026 14:19 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbtnxlkl522ihttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mbrzzhynmc2t2025 was the year I started to pretend I’m in my 40’s to pick up guys my own age06 Jan 2026 22:50 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbrzzhynmc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mbr4yotwjs2wRip Béla Tarr, no one could make eating potatoes funnier than you06 Jan 2026 14:10 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbr4yotwjs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mbk43l3tuc2eWho knew a decade of “I told you so” moments happening could be so horrifically unsatisfying and depressing?03 Jan 2026 19:05 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbk43l3tuc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mbk3bmcmd22eListening to Crass and banging my head into a wall all day03 Jan 2026 18:51 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbk3bmcmd22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/spirithive.bsky.social/post/3mayg5xzmm22kScreaming YAHHH! anytime someone tries to small talk me27 Dec 2025 18:18 +0000at://did:plc:s3nnavtpmvvuubo3apx2f3fv/app.bsky.feed.post/3mayg5xzmm22k