Ohio -> Chicago -> Baltimore. Nursing student, triathlon coach, and former college professor. I'm right on top of that, Rose.https://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3mkthbnlcus2hHey #Baltimore, is there a proper way to consume these? Is it a squeeze an suck system? At what point does one give up and just gnaw the lemon?02 May 2026 01:06 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkthbnlcus2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3mknvwngxss25So, I realize why it's not a great idea to stay in touch with the folks you went to rehab with, but I do wonder about the crew I was with in 2017 and truly hope all of them are doing well.29 Apr 2026 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknvwngxss25https://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3mkdesfzjlk26Oh she HECKIN’ majestic!!25 Apr 2026 15:39 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdesfzjlk26https://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3mjmehrytgc2sRoses are red, buy stocks when markets dip,16 Apr 2026 12:02 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmehrytgc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3mjd3oyti7c26And that, my friends, is the ball game. 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺12 Apr 2026 19:31 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjd3oyti7c26https://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3mjd3c467ts26The opposition says that Orban has conceded. 👀12 Apr 2026 19:24 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjd3c467ts26https://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3mjczk5x3ek2tFor folks who aren't in the know, we want to see Tisza hit 133 seats. Incidentally, we want to see Mi Hazánk Mozgalom drop to zero, which unfortunately won't happen.12 Apr 2026 18:53 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjczk5x3ek2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3mjcunliu2k2pHow can I be expected to work and not watch Hungarian election returns? I ask you. EXACTLY.12 Apr 2026 17:25 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjcunliu2k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3mj3whkjeqs2pListen, if you're going to spend 1.5 trillion dollars on something that doesn't actually do anything for Americans (like healtchare, addressing food insecurity or housing), can you at LEAST do something cool like go to Mars?09 Apr 2026 23:09 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj3whkjeqs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3mgss3z5y7c2lFor Marylanders who have problems distinguishing between a watch and a warning, this graphic from WBAL may be helpful. And hey, I'm not here to judge. I still make the L with my left hand to prove it's my left. I'm 46.11 Mar 2026 21:06 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgss3z5y7c2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3mfxchavods2uNot my dog (THANK GOODNESS) but signal boosting for folks around Patterson Park: The reward is 10k. Babette is an emotional support animal and we are incredibly motivated for her safe return. She escaped a rover at the corner of Patterson Park Ave and Eastern Ave at approximately 10:30 am 2/27/26.28 Feb 2026 22:44 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfxchavods2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3mfnjkfhzks2hI know we’re all feeling it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Feb 2026 01:25 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfnjkfhzks2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3mewon3avtk2cY'all. This is my bumble Urchin. She's the one who put us into mass debt. But, I mean, come on. Look at her. I MEAN COME ON!!15 Feb 2026 23:25 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3mewon3avtk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3mevrdb5wus2tI spent Friday the 13th at the movies, watching parts 1 and 2, meaning the dog was left unattended for a few hours. Which means I spent Saturday the 14th at the emeregency vet because WHATTHE FUCK DID MY DOG EAT?? My dog is now officially more expensive than my car.15 Feb 2026 14:40 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3mevrdb5wus2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3metkrwchr22vFigure skating to Conclave and opening your skate with the line "The pope is dead" is so utterly soapy and crazy to me in the very best of ways. The reason I love the Olympics, especially the Winter Olympics, is it's a chance to showcase all of these alternative sports in their fully batshit glory.14 Feb 2026 17:38 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3metkrwchr22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3mer6kubvyc2nThis is something that has really confused me, and I always thought would be a good thing. Then, I listened to other who are much more educated on the matter, just to realize that the thing I want? It's not this. Please sign this letter. JGL was in front of Congress advocating for a 230 repeal. https://www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/joseph-gordon-levitt-letter/13 Feb 2026 18:54 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3mer6kubvyc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3memip5y3nc2dWho needs a list of Atlas businesses to avoid?? Add the MileOne Autogroup, and I believe this list is complete! Live it! Love it! Fuck these people. Anyone else got a good #Baltimore ban list to avoid?11 Feb 2026 22:12 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3memip5y3nc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3meljep53cs2211 Feb 2026 12:51 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3meljep53cs22https://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3mek6s3oyhk2pOne of the great things about getting older is watching how sports progress. Remembering when Tonya Harding was the first woman to land a triple lutz in competition, now watching how the men are expected to do quad jumps is honestly incredible.11 Feb 2026 00:09 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3mek6s3oyhk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3meixzr3rns2bOh, it'll be Brand New Day. With full choreo. May IT happen while my joints are still good. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Feb 2026 12:35 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3meixzr3rns2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3meewi4kkzs2uwho’s the super bowl halftime performer? *wrong answers only* [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Feb 2026 21:57 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3meewi4kkzs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3mdh3obnbfs2pLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Jan 2026 01:10 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdh3obnbfs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3mdgygtuamc2pThis link is blocked on Meta Platforms. I think that it's important to bookmark and a sight for everyone to have. As platforms begin to censor movement against fascism, having access to information is going to be important. https://wiki.icelist.is/index.php/Main_Page28 Jan 2026 00:12 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdgygtuamc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3mbtlki4toc2p07 Jan 2026 13:36 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbtlki4toc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3m6kdqpnkh22fI think that the whole of Mt. Vernon is built on top of a giant rat's nest - the actual monument and surrounding park. Usually when I go through the city, I'll see a rat scurrying across the street, or be startled by a rat jumping out of a trash can.26 Nov 2025 17:07 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6kdqpnkh22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3m65ngxqy322qYeah, that's about right. What's not seen is the section that's trying to remember where I put my glasses/keys/wallet/vape/coffee cup.21 Nov 2025 15:56 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3m65ngxqy322qhttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3m54z4k2r722xBeth Howland appreciation post. Thank you all, but she's not getting married today!08 Nov 2025 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3m54z4k2r722xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3lzy3k3yhis26Shout out to Gog! We love you too!! #balmerhon #mtvernon29 Sep 2025 13:11 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzy3k3yhis26https://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3lzmehppqxk2fI love my emo patio petunias. They've got BIG feelings and they're going to go to their room to listen to The Cure and you're not their real dad!! *slams door*24 Sep 2025 21:19 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzmehppqxk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jackwithoneeye.bsky.social/post/3lze4tfmcps23Y'all. The Baltimore Farmers Market NEVER disapoints. As the world burns around me, I tend to find a little bit of joy there. Highly recommended for the Baltimoreans who need to go outside for a little bit to avoid another menty b.21 Sep 2025 14:41 +0000at://did:plc:s62os5imagbqflehsvvtk3je/app.bsky.feed.post/3lze4tfmcps23