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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Freeheel skiing enthusiast in Colorado Ski Country. No angel. Occasionally sweary. he/him</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social</link><title>@teleskiguy.bsky.social - Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mlygpamyak22</link><description>The most hated man in politics in Colorado that&#39;s not named Trump. Stupid asshole.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>16 May 2026 18:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlygpamyak22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mly2yy5aj22j</link><description>Fuck. Red Flag Warning today, high potential for wildfires. Anxiety high.</description><pubDate>16 May 2026 14:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mly2yy5aj22j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mlxyhhikm22x</link><description>These fucking Cletus safaris are beyond pointless. They&#39;re describing cult dynamics without describing cult dynamics. It&#39;s not news these people are dumber than a bag of shit, it&#39;s a goddamned scientific theory at this point.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>16 May 2026 13:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlxyhhikm22x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mlwvffwuhs2d</link><description>If I told 2003 me that Bill Kristol would become a Democrat in 2026 I&#39;d laugh in my face.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>16 May 2026 03:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwvffwuhs2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mlwtclsu222d</link><description>If you see a sixer or a 12-pack of Schlitz just sitting there at your local liquor store buy it. It&#39;s a collectible now.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>16 May 2026 02:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwtclsu222d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mlwn7aqdkc2v</link><description>The political party of pedophiles strikes again.&#xA;https://coloradosun.com/2026/05/15/hunter-rivera-arrest-weld-gop/</description><pubDate>16 May 2026 00:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwn7aqdkc2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mlwklmznrc2f</link><description>Taiwan better get ready to get rolled over by China.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>16 May 2026 00:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwklmznrc2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mlwgpr2q7c25</link><description>Zero contrition, zero remorse, she&#39;ll gleefully break the law again. Nice work @colorado.gov, you fucking shitheel.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 22:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwgpr2q7c25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mlwebg2amc2n</link><description>Jared Polis is a big dumb bitch.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 22:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwebg2amc2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mlwe25jdac2n</link><description>He&#39;s a fuckin&#39; hypocrite of a very high order. @colorado.gov&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 22:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwe25jdac2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mlwd5brrxk2n</link><description>I&#39;m fired up about this. Biggest bunch of horseshit. Polis is an idiot or fascist-adjacent. Probably both. @colorado.gov&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 21:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwd5brrxk2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mlwbweptlc2n</link><description>He&#39;s a fuckin&#39; squish who licked the fascist&#39;s boots. He&#39;s a schemer, a stupid conniving liar, a monumentally disgraceful public servant. I hope @colorado.gov never again has a moment&#39;s peace in public. 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Once I asked a serial killer what made him get up in the morning, and he said THE PEOPLE.</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 17:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvukk7jkc26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mlvt5znmjk26</link><description>This dorkass racist loser is so mad! It&#39;s kind of incredible.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 17:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvt5znmjk26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mlvfadqk6s2p</link><description>If you didn&#39;t live through the 1970s oil crisis you have no idea what&#39;s coming. 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