Freeheel skiing enthusiast in Colorado Ski Country. No angel. Occasionally sweary. he/him \mm/https://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3munswnaji22rHe really is the perfect MAGA candidate that's not The Big Man himself. He's beloved by MAGA freaks in Colorado, they see the real deal in him. I wouldn't be surprised if he runs for President in 2028. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 01:31 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3munswnaji22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3munperzq2s2rThe federal government is doing everything they can to ratfuck vote by mail. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 00:27 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3munperzq2s2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3muno6lazvk2rMan, if the pigs in this case knew what I was up to when I was five years old… Sometimes I'd go all of business hours without seeing my parents. I walked to school every day, which was about a mile away. I played out in big fields, I ran through public fountains, unsupervised a lot of the time. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 00:06 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3muno6lazvk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mun3b4m5ek2aIn addition to being cringey and tone deaf he's ignoring a bedrock MAGA talking point, that NYC is a crime-riddled disease-infested hell hole that is a direct affront to all Christendom. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Sep 2026 18:27 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mun3b4m5ek2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mulmwskimk2oBeing "sluggish" is probably a great thing for a slug.03 Sep 2026 04:38 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mulmwskimk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3muld3jguo22hMike Patton has a superfan in Danny DeVito, they've collaborated on songs and he's on the guest list at any of his shows. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Sep 2026 01:42 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3muld3jguo22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mul46rpdzc2eI've done *months* of jail time for DUI. I don't have "fuck you" money. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mul46rpdzc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mul3rnieck2eThe kind of racism that would make Heinrich Himmler blush. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 23:31 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mul3rnieck2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3muk4z2azxk2zCan we stop talking about the Civil War? It was 160 years ago! [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3muk4z2azxk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3muimyaw7ac2bAnyone who takes seriously in their mind a concept of a religious "end times" is intellectually defective. Ladies and germs, the Vice President of the United States. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 00:01 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3muimyaw7ac2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3muilj6u4cc2bThis tracks with the third of the country's voting adults being irredeemable MAGA shitbags that I've harped on for years now. That third are fucken scum and right now they hold all the levers of power. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 23:35 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3muilj6u4cc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3muhnc27rxc2mRepublicans know their policy is utter dogshit and most people despise it and will vote accordingly in nine weeks so they're ratfucking the voting process as much as they can. Check your voter registration, have a backup plan if you vote by mail. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 14:34 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhnc27rxc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mug6tdmyys2gI'm pretty confident this whack job will be the Alf Landon of Colorado gubernatorial politics. Still, it's fucked up that he'll pull 40+%… [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 00:42 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mug6tdmyys2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3muf4bngwp22mYou know when you're at a party and everyone's doing blow and shots and everyone's talking at a million miles an hour? [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Aug 2026 14:24 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3muf4bngwp22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3muf3szizns2mOne out of three Trump voters are just as stupid as the other two. [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Aug 2026 14:16 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3muf3szizns2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3muezsnn2522mIsn't it funny that the U.S. Senate majority leader has not been seen in public all fucken summer?31 Aug 2026 13:40 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3muezsnn2522mhttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3lr7deen4gs2v#NowPlaying Sepultura > Roots > Dictatorshit youtu.be/ZzQZFP5EcbU https://youtu.be/ZzQZFP5EcbU09 Jun 2025 21:33 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr7deen4gs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mucog43alc2eNatalie is showing him North Korea style polls on his phone hourly and it doesn't match up with what he's seeing on his TV so people must be punished. Dictator shit. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Aug 2026 15:11 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mucog43alc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mucnwkeges2eI wouldn't put it past Trump to use nukes on Iran or Cuba between now and Election Day, he's a cornered rat.30 Aug 2026 15:02 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mucnwkeges2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3muauso25ns2qIt's been years, I think. But Cyriak has put out a new video. It's short, like a minute. https://youtu.be/BrXoD4Zmojg?si=t86uxA1eh-F7bB2y29 Aug 2026 22:00 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3muauso25ns2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/teleskiguy.bsky.social/post/3mu6liwxpss2n#NowPlaying Blue Cheer > Vincebus Eruptum > Summertime Blues youtu.be/o4vIlg4alz8 https://youtu.be/o4vIlg4alz8?si=wY2QZtryN-yVzpJx29 Aug 2026 00:08 +0000at://did:plc:s644jooack3h2cl2dss6ab5o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu6liwxpss2n