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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>The official account of JD Vance’s Couch&#xA;&#xA;#CouchesAgainstVance</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realjdvancescouch.bsky.social</link><title>@realjdvancescouch.bsky.social - JD Vance&#39;s Couch</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realjdvancescouch.bsky.social/post/3m3vxdkkxq22i</link><pubDate>24 Oct 2025 03:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s6pnlp5jl2stwcludcccdlpa/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3vxdkkxq22i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realjdvancescouch.bsky.social/post/3ls5u75fhhk2d</link><description>Apparently JD Vance is botting his Bluesky Account.&#xA;#JDVance #Couch</description><pubDate>22 Jun 2025 00:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s6pnlp5jl2stwcludcccdlpa/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls5u75fhhk2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realjdvancescouch.bsky.social/post/3ls5u4nwgj22d</link><description>@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Stay away.&#xA;&#xA;#FuckVance</description><pubDate>22 Jun 2025 00:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s6pnlp5jl2stwcludcccdlpa/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls5u4nwgj22d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realjdvancescouch.bsky.social/post/3ls5twq75b22d</link><description>I go inactive for over a month and I come back to see 2,000 fellow couches.</description><pubDate>22 Jun 2025 00:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s6pnlp5jl2stwcludcccdlpa/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls5twq75b22d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realjdvancescouch.bsky.social/post/3lmigvq2ilc2g</link><description>Penguins beat Trump in the trade war. &#xA;#Penguins #FuckTrump</description><pubDate>10 Apr 2025 21:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s6pnlp5jl2stwcludcccdlpa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmigvq2ilc2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realjdvancescouch.bsky.social/post/3lpi7rsl6rk2b</link><description>Just found out Joe Biden has cancer. Get well soon Mr President</description><pubDate>18 May 2025 23:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s6pnlp5jl2stwcludcccdlpa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpi7rsl6rk2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realjdvancescouch.bsky.social/post/3lpi7span6c2b</link><description>Maybe&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>18 May 2025 23:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s6pnlp5jl2stwcludcccdlpa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpi7span6c2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realjdvancescouch.bsky.social/post/3lpi7rsl6rk2b</link><description>Just found out Joe Biden has cancer. Get well soon Mr President</description><pubDate>18 May 2025 23:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s6pnlp5jl2stwcludcccdlpa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpi7rsl6rk2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realjdvancescouch.bsky.social/post/3lmigvq2ilc2g</link><description>Penguins beat Trump in the trade war. &#xA;#Penguins #FuckTrump</description><pubDate>10 Apr 2025 21:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s6pnlp5jl2stwcludcccdlpa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmigvq2ilc2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realjdvancescouch.bsky.social/post/3lmdprwdfgs2q</link><description>Damn if only a certain senator named John could actually vote against the T/ump agenda instead of selling out 🫠&#xA;#JohnFettermanIsAMAGASellout&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>09 Apr 2025 00:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s6pnlp5jl2stwcludcccdlpa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmdprwdfgs2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realjdvancescouch.bsky.social/post/3lmdpm3piu22q</link><description>Beautiful ratio. &#xA;&#xA;As always, fuck John Fetterman the MAGAt sellout and fuck Trump&#xA;#JohnFettermanIsASellout #FuckTrump</description><pubDate>09 Apr 2025 00:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s6pnlp5jl2stwcludcccdlpa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmdpm3piu22q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realjdvancescouch.bsky.social/post/3lmdouuq6ck2q</link><description>&#34;Your gonna win so much you&#39;ll be tired of winning&#34;-T/ump&#xA;&#xA;*Crashes Economy*&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>09 Apr 2025 00:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s6pnlp5jl2stwcludcccdlpa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmdouuq6ck2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/realjdvancescouch.bsky.social/post/3llc2dj3lgc2k</link><description>How do you add a reporter to a private Government group chat??? This administration is a joke.</description><pubDate>26 Mar 2025 14:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:s6pnlp5jl2stwcludcccdlpa/app.bsky.feed.post/3llc2dj3lgc2k</guid></item></channel></rss>