If zombies come, I’ll English Major them to death. Writer | Comedian | Shower Enthusiast 📍Los Angeles via NYChttps://bsky.app/profile/paultrav.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/paultrav.bsky.social/post/3mfchiqul5k2aI haven’t been this excited about 6-3 since I started lying about my height20 Feb 2026 15:49 +0000at://did:plc:s75u4mdwidrb4v3hdo7fiib6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfchiqul5k2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/paultrav.bsky.social/post/3macvxpbux22wSome guy pitching at Amazon: “They just announced Young Sherlock. Young Sheldon was a hit. I’m telling you, now is the time for Young Shelob!”19 Dec 2025 05:02 +0000at://did:plc:s75u4mdwidrb4v3hdo7fiib6/app.bsky.feed.post/3macvxpbux22whttps://bsky.app/profile/paultrav.bsky.social/post/3m5aqkbjgys2nDemocrats continue to give master classes in turning the other cheek to a guy with a sledgehammer10 Nov 2025 04:04 +0000at://did:plc:s75u4mdwidrb4v3hdo7fiib6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5aqkbjgys2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/paultrav.bsky.social/post/3m5al7oeuvc2iThere’s talk of naming the new Washington Commanders stadium after Trump. Some of the proposed names for the new development: Fascist Field Shutdown Stadium The Combover Coliseum [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Nov 2025 02:29 +0000at://did:plc:s75u4mdwidrb4v3hdo7fiib6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5al7oeuvc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/paultrav.bsky.social/post/3m4uj66xxws2tIn a night filled with much bigger and grander stories and moments, for some reason I feel compelled to note that Gavin Newsom quoted Walt Whitman in his speech this evening.05 Nov 2025 07:20 +0000at://did:plc:s75u4mdwidrb4v3hdo7fiib6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4uj66xxws2thttps://bsky.app/profile/paultrav.bsky.social/post/3m3oieiqeak27Here’s an incredibly current and of-the-moment TV show opinion: LOST > Dark.21 Oct 2025 04:24 +0000at://did:plc:s75u4mdwidrb4v3hdo7fiib6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3oieiqeak27https://bsky.app/profile/paultrav.bsky.social/post/3lbltbgpdos2mLook if you wanna sing along to Wicked that’s fine, so as long as you let me scream in fear at the flying monkeys23 Nov 2024 06:07 +0000at://did:plc:s75u4mdwidrb4v3hdo7fiib6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbltbgpdos2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/paultrav.bsky.social/post/3lblsa44xss2mJust flew over from twitter and man are my right to bear arms tired23 Nov 2024 05:48 +0000at://did:plc:s75u4mdwidrb4v3hdo7fiib6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lblsa44xss2m