I do stuff on other social networks, here it's cats https://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3mlcjwes4ls2tGlad to see @techconnectify.bsky.social has joined the church of the minivan. I've been teaching the gospel of these for years08 May 2026 01:03 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcjwes4ls2thttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3lne2ppzx6c2tHere let me save you nearly twenty minutes: take the compass direction your plane is going in and divide by 10. Runway 27 one way, 9 the other21 Apr 2025 21:01 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lne2ppzx6c2thttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3lmrosqzm3c2iIt is 838 I am in a post office in Metro center waiting for someone to open the counter. They're 8 minutes late and there's a line of six people already. I just need stamps14 Apr 2025 13:40 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmrosqzm3c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3lmkjpl7h222nI've had fragments of a song stuck in my head today where I take Bohemian Rhapsody and combine it with Pink Pony Club. "Mama, just killed a man today, put my gun against his head and blew his life away" ... "Boyyyyy what have you done? You just killed a man, now on the run..."11 Apr 2025 17:20 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmkjpl7h222nhttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3lluqmrvm6s2eLadies...03 Apr 2025 01:25 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lluqmrvm6s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3llhk34ltu22wSame cat in IR and snooze28 Mar 2025 19:23 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3llhk34ltu22whttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3lkk5uaftqk2bCattache case. Major business17 Mar 2025 02:57 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkk5uaftqk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3ljbh4wjy4c2wJust bought Stewart Semple's new invisibility paint. Pretty good but I think I can still see it28 Feb 2025 22:24 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljbh4wjy4c2whttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3liwrdiyrls2dBought a Dell. Dell crashes due to bad Dell software. Realize I have no need of any of the 2+ gigs of bloat. By bad dell software24 Feb 2025 16:28 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3liwrdiyrls2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3lhrmtsauz22bI am watching a bit of the super bowl pregame and they appear to have animated a coach with bad CGI09 Feb 2025 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhrmtsauz22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3lhalcafsz22mI find it a bit difficult to deal with multiple social networks so here's some cats03 Feb 2025 03:16 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhalcafsz22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3lgjdbuxkec24Seems like the people struggling to end birthright citizenship need an easy to handle name... they're saying if you're born here to non-citizens you're not a citizen... so maybe "Not Cit" or something catchy like that.24 Jan 2025 21:21 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgjdbuxkec24https://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3lg5cojhcs22wTonight my 11 yo was cheering up a friend and said something like "don't be sad, you've got me and I've got a cup of cheese" to which I called her the quesa diva. Later we invented cheese gods the Quesa Dios. Third tier comic book villains. Betting someone else came up with this first20 Jan 2025 02:38 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg5cojhcs22whttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3lg4jn2siuk2uOur long national nightmare (by TikTok standards of 5 seconds per interaction) is over https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tiktok-voluntarily-shuts-down-in-u-s-divest-or-ban-law-set-to-take-effect/19 Jan 2025 19:10 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg4jn2siuk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3lg4igvjstk2u19 Jan 2025 18:49 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg4igvjstk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3lg4auwlgks2sRemember that all it takes to get around the US tick tock ban was to install a VPN and come out of Canada.19 Jan 2025 16:33 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg4auwlgks2shttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3lfygfhv2ss2bSpotted at Sprouts18 Jan 2025 04:02 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfygfhv2ss2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3lfnur6tuas2jThe sky was nice tonight https://youtu.be/36d0WGS5Nhc13 Jan 2025 23:19 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfnur6tuas2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3leal3yqu2s2xSince I set this fire pit up a few years ago, a squirrel has moved in pretty much above it and is probably wondering why is it so freaking hot in here26 Dec 2024 22:57 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3leal3yqu2s2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3leakuzclhs2xI just had roasted chestnuts next to an open fire. I'm not exactly sure how the chestnuts were rusted, but let me tell you at this point I'm believing that we have been Turkish delighted on this whole roasted Chestnut thing. Someone is laughing in 1946 right now26 Dec 2024 22:53 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3leakuzclhs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3ldubyaoslk2hWhy tf is nobody at fat bottoms Christmas party? Freaking spread of awesome snacks22 Dec 2024 01:41 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldubyaoslk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3ldtqqwshl22nWent to the YMCA, had 43 minutes. Checked kids in worker greeted us with "closing at 1" then as I was printing out tags reminded us, then walking out the door yelled "we close at 1" followed by getting a text they were closing soon.21 Dec 2024 20:33 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldtqqwshl22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3ldczmv7gdk2zDoes Cupid shoot arrows because his Greek name is Eros?15 Dec 2024 04:57 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldczmv7gdk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3lda55no6vc2nHere where I am sitting a small bakery cart once sat. I was one of three I observed wanting to purchase a couple of their wildly overpriced product. They only sold in 6 and up. they are no longer here and I fart in their general direction.14 Dec 2024 01:22 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lda55no6vc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3ld6ydnvqy22kSomething I made while flying a drone the size of a coke can https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDYXBbb2H1813 Dec 2024 14:23 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld6ydnvqy22khttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3lcv34og6ls2mCat hairball from brushing with a googly eye. Cat. Brushed cat09 Dec 2024 15:46 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcv34og6ls2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3lbq6o4fpos2pJust went on X for a second and yeah it's a cesspool very easily disprovable lies. Makes you wonder24 Nov 2024 23:41 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbq6o4fpos2phttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3lbo27wnrzk2pSleeping cats of the day24 Nov 2024 03:16 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbo27wnrzk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/nopking.bsky.social/post/3lbgcham2w22jJust ate a couple drops of #8 and #10 from Hot Ones s25. Oddly no real mouth burn this time as I was eating but my stomach completely revolting.21 Nov 2024 01:22 +0000at://did:plc:saftohjlv6xvfn3djeqbmezd/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbgcham2w22j