Southampton dwelling northern monkey 🙉 Political commentator who runs on Greggs, vodka and gravy. Language: foul Occasional satire.https://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lua3ecbmd22gIf Labour promised an EU rejoin vote during the next parliament (2030+), would it be enough for you to vote Labour at the next GE?18 Jul 2025 08:58 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lua3ecbmd22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3ltyoqmyows2kAren’t we fortunate that Americans don’t get to vote for the most powerful leader on the planet? Oh, wait…15 Jul 2025 10:24 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltyoqmyows2khttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3ltwuzgd5tk2u#FreePalestine14 Jul 2025 17:11 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltwuzgd5tk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lstj76mz2k22Fun fact: the same people who want Bob Vylan locked up also want Lucy Connolly released. Imagine the cognitive dissonance!30 Jun 2025 15:36 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lstj76mz2k22https://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lshi63f5ik2sTurns out everything he said about Israel and the Middle East was right. https://media.tenor.com/zfvm_bwk0_0AAAAC/corbyn.gif?hh=314&ww=38625 Jun 2025 20:45 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lshi63f5ik2shttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lsgyhbbeak2lI asked my Glaswegian pal if he was eating cake or a meringue? He replied "Nah, you're right, it's cake"25 Jun 2025 16:04 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsgyhbbeak2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lsepue26ks2rCriminals, perverts, liars, racists. We really would be the 51st State.24 Jun 2025 18:25 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsepue26ks2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lrir3qlsl225What sort of fucking country do we live in when the story is about ‘men are jailed’ and not ‘a fucking five million pound shitter?’13 Jun 2025 15:33 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrir3qlsl225https://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lrdl4bltk22hYou couldn’t make this shit up could you?😂😂😂11 Jun 2025 14:02 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrdl4bltk22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lr3rohq23c22Pop over onto X… Drop a league table of the biggest 12 right wing cunts… Walk away again… https://media.tenor.com/VGl9elc0jiEAAAAC/boom-explosion.gif?hh=298&ww=49808 Jun 2025 11:39 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr3rohq23c22https://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lqzkxyelp22xTold my doctor I’ve got a problem with one of my ears. He said “Are you sure?” I said “Yes, I’m definite”07 Jun 2025 14:33 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqzkxyelp22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lq7nzx2l722qHaven’t seen any news footage of Wetherspoons pubs being set on fire because they’re filled with middle aged white men with drug problems.28 May 2025 07:19 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lq7nzx2l722qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lq5q5b5hys2yJust sold my vacuum cleaner on eBay. It was only gathering dust.27 May 2025 12:51 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lq5q5b5hys2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lptzw74cjc2523 May 2025 16:20 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lptzw74cjc25https://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lpllt2ufo22n@goodmorningbritain.bsky.social GMB balanced broadcasting today looks like Richard Madeley interviewing Priti Patel 😂😂😂20 May 2025 07:46 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpllt2ufo22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lpbnc27da22uJust occurred to me that America now has both the Pope and the Antichrist.16 May 2025 08:46 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpbnc27da22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lp4wkrnzns27Happy sunny HumpDay Bluesky!14 May 2025 11:48 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp4wkrnzns27https://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lp266gcvak2lBREAKING: A woman at the airport fainted and fell onto the baggage carousel. She's slowly coming round now.13 May 2025 09:26 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp266gcvak2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lozxzlktek2iIs it wrong and childish that I now (in my head) call my coffee a ‘Canadiano’ because of my hatred for Trump?13 May 2025 07:36 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lozxzlktek2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lohbgcu6dk2zRocking the Bet Lynch vibe for a works do… "Pals? Pals? You don't know the meaning of the word!".05 May 2025 21:04 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lohbgcu6dk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3ln6tgxx76c2jHappy St Easter to everyone but I can’t believe Starmer has been on telly not wearing a poppy. Jesus died (then rose again depending on your viewpoint) and the least we can do is wear our poppies with pride as a show of solidarity. Bloody wokes, that’s who I blame. https://media.tenor.com/s4B_t9swIc0AAAAC/remembrance-day-lest-we-forget.gif?hh=247&ww=49819 Apr 2025 19:07 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln6tgxx76c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lmrqkmtppk2eDo you mind if I skip the dessert?14 Apr 2025 14:11 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmrqkmtppk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lmi6hy7gss2qI just realised that if you jumble up all the letters of the parcel company 'Yodel' you can re-arrange them into 'Can't Deliver Fuck all'.10 Apr 2025 18:54 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmi6hy7gss2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lmi35jr7ls2qCamilla Park & Ride is not my fucking Queen... https://media.tenor.com/TD1yEdlj9ocAAAAC/queen-queen-camilla.gif?hh=480&ww=36010 Apr 2025 17:54 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmi35jr7ls2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lmesfvzq7c2tCan marketing teams across the UK not use their imagination at Easter for once and drop the over used pun words like ‘Eggcited’ ‘Eggsausted’ ‘Eggcellent’ ‘Eggstra special’ Jesus died then rose again** for those shit puns. ** if you believe in that sort of thing.09 Apr 2025 10:40 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmesfvzq7c2thttps://bsky.app/profile/sophiesocket.bsky.social/post/3lm5funyy722rImagine…06 Apr 2025 12:07 +0000at://did:plc:sarlpo744hhe7eiaw3rfbdvm/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm5funyy722r