https://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mtll4p7sfc2uI'm not dead inside, just resting.21 Aug 2026 10:40 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtll4p7sfc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mthedmgysk2kI went travelling to find myself. I must say, I was hugely disappointed with what I found.19 Aug 2026 18:28 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mthedmgysk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mqvvxhjtzk24I want to be buried in an unmarked giant pyramid.18 Jul 2026 09:05 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqvvxhjtzk24https://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mqmvric7a22bHer: could things get any worse? Me: *adds raisins* there you go.14 Jul 2026 19:08 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqmvric7a22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mq3br52has2eLife was so much simpler before evolution came along and spoilt it all.07 Jul 2026 18:55 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq3br52has2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3moy63at4gs2dThose who don't learn from history are condemned to repeat it. Those who don't learn trigonometry won't ever notice.23 Jun 2026 19:46 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3moy63at4gs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3monpzs2j2c2iI like the World Cup because all my favourite characters from a normal season come together in a massive cross over event.19 Jun 2026 16:08 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3monpzs2j2c2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mojc7chwes26For sale, self-respect, never used.17 Jun 2026 21:49 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mojc7chwes26https://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mnaqinay222rDon't mock young people. I'm actually half millennial.01 Jun 2026 18:46 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnaqinay222rhttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mmoxd2ue4k2cThe main two things I look for in a date is she isn't a fucking idiot but she's not smart enough to realise I'm a fucking idiot.25 May 2026 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmoxd2ue4k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mmhtcumbnk2vMy boss being sacked for watching porn has really put me off porn. Or at least it's put me off watching it on his works computer.22 May 2026 21:00 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmhtcumbnk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mlysmc2shk2sMy cat just gifted me a dead bird. I really wish she could speak so I could ask her where the fuck she found an ostrich.16 May 2026 21:37 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlysmc2shk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mlc7vyfpbs2tDon't be silly. Unicorns can't fly.07 May 2026 22:04 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlc7vyfpbs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mklc75gwfc2fEarth is the worst planet I've ever lived on.28 Apr 2026 19:14 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklc75gwfc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mjztjnsilk2iGlobal warming might be easier to tackle if there was an evil baddie to beat like "Oil Baron" or "Gas O'Line" or "Donald J Trump".21 Apr 2026 20:36 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjztjnsilk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mjztawcxa22eWe spent so long pretending to be ironically self-absorbed assholes that we've forgotten we were joking.21 Apr 2026 20:31 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjztawcxa22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mjhzs6dngc2gThe smart phone killed the hobby14 Apr 2026 18:40 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjhzs6dngc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mjcfi52csk2jFreud: you are a slave to your unconscious impulses. Mrs Freud: really? Freud: All your dreams are about penises. Mrs Freud: OK... Freud: My ego is fucking super and I WANT TO FUCK MY MOTHER! Mrs Freud: *takes away his cocaine*12 Apr 2026 12:54 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjcfi52csk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mihhp6txs22mI never knew what to do with my hands in photographs until I discovered how cool I look doing karate.01 Apr 2026 19:51 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mihhp6txs22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mi7eeumwos2aHugely suspicious that the only bird that ever quothed was the raven. Why has a penguin never quoth?29 Mar 2026 14:31 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7eeumwos2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mi7ct3po5s2kI didn't lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.29 Mar 2026 14:03 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7ct3po5s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mi7ckvwguk2kI didn't lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.29 Mar 2026 13:58 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7ckvwguk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mhyih2exrc2yI run a parody bank account.26 Mar 2026 20:55 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhyih2exrc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mhtg3j2bys2gI'm not watching the news any more. It's not because it's scary or depressing or anything like that. I just find it all so depressingly stupid.24 Mar 2026 20:29 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhtg3j2bys2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mhnpvce7xk2sAren't hipsters just repackaged nerds?22 Mar 2026 14:09 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhnpvce7xk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mhiy6vbx4s2bI have a bottomless boat full of troubles. Though the first and most pressing of those troubles is my boat has no bottom.20 Mar 2026 16:54 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhiy6vbx4s2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mgq7hqvvac2rChatGPT been completely no help in coming up with ideas about how best to redecorate this haunted whale corpse.10 Mar 2026 20:28 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgq7hqvvac2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/wildethingy.bsky.social/post/3mgngpkdqj22lI'm just one decent laminator away from owning a very convincing licence to kill.09 Mar 2026 17:59 +0000at://did:plc:sb526bidac6i3shdebmsvsab/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgngpkdqj22l