Horror Novelist. Film Critic. Husband. Fourth Thing. Co-Founder & Lead Writer for https://frightaboutnow.com.https://bsky.app/profile/crocketthoughton.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/crocketthoughton.com/post/3mkztlo5y4s2vYesterday was such an incredible day. Happy six month wedding anniversary weekend! I love you. Sharks are the best. Sharks. We did other things too that were awesome. Bonus: us at Union station and the distillery district. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2026 14:02 +0000at://did:plc:sccwtlwlmc6htpnxtq2qshmk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkztlo5y4s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/crocketthoughton.com/post/3mkppe572422yI would rather them tell an original story that takes place in the RE world than I would have them yet again try to retell the story of the games. This is what I've been waiting on for the Resident Evil films. This looks great. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Apr 2026 13:20 +0000at://did:plc:sccwtlwlmc6htpnxtq2qshmk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkppe572422yhttps://bsky.app/profile/crocketthoughton.com/post/3mkppe572422yI would rather them tell an original story that takes place in the RE world than I would have them yet again try to retell the story of the games. This is what I've been waiting on for the Resident Evil films. This looks great. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Apr 2026 13:20 +0000at://did:plc:sccwtlwlmc6htpnxtq2qshmk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkppe572422yhttps://bsky.app/profile/crocketthoughton.com/post/3mkeew2zsmc2aJust watched Dolly on Shudder.26 Apr 2026 01:14 +0000at://did:plc:sccwtlwlmc6htpnxtq2qshmk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkeew2zsmc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/crocketthoughton.com/post/3mkayybz4ak24A reminder for people who miss the experience of going to Blockbuster to browse the rows of VHS & DVD's- libraries carry a selection of new & old films. You'd be surprised what you can find just visiting a place that will loan you books. They also have digital services. Support your local library.24 Apr 2026 17:02 +0000at://did:plc:sccwtlwlmc6htpnxtq2qshmk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkayybz4ak24https://bsky.app/profile/crocketthoughton.com/post/3mk6ry2klwc2vMy wife says the funniest things, for example- the other night she took a blanket from behind me, crumbling my makeshift back support and leaving me flat against the bed. She laughed and said "I'm sorry, I didn't know that blanket was load-bearing." Yes, I married the right person.23 Apr 2026 19:52 +0000at://did:plc:sccwtlwlmc6htpnxtq2qshmk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6ry2klwc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/crocketthoughton.com/post/3mk65m7ichs2zWe went out the other day to pick up coffee and I saw, what I believe to be, the most Canadian t-shirt rack that has ever existed.23 Apr 2026 13:47 +0000at://did:plc:sccwtlwlmc6htpnxtq2qshmk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk65m7ichs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/crocketthoughton.com/post/3mjctymtlcs2rBeing married is easy, I don't know why people complain about it. All you have to do is ask what your partner needs, actually listen to the answer, then figure out how you're going to train a variety of woodland creatures to put ancient curses on their enemies. It's literally so simple.12 Apr 2026 17:13 +0000at://did:plc:sccwtlwlmc6htpnxtq2qshmk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjctymtlcs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/crocketthoughton.com/post/3miwehleljk2jI'm sure I'm not the first to say this but they need to stop remaking classic films. We don't need a million reboots, we need to be remaking movies that had great ideas but were executed poorly. Actually give them a chance to realize their potential. Leave the classics alone. Make new classics.07 Apr 2026 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:sccwtlwlmc6htpnxtq2qshmk/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwehleljk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/crocketthoughton.com/post/3mk4yhnqxfs2dThis is how we get down on Wednesday [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Apr 2026 02:42 +0000at://did:plc:sccwtlwlmc6htpnxtq2qshmk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk4yhnqxfs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/crocketthoughton.com/post/3mjyzal2pd22fkaiju (but make it haiku) Such a large monster Lurking under the surface I'm going back to bed [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Apr 2026 12:46 +0000at://did:plc:sccwtlwlmc6htpnxtq2qshmk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjyzal2pd22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/crocketthoughton.com/post/3mju7ydbeds2tTim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.19 Apr 2026 15:03 +0000at://did:plc:sccwtlwlmc6htpnxtq2qshmk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mju7ydbeds2thttps://bsky.app/profile/crocketthoughton.com/post/3mjrnzvsb522cIt's the weekend and it turns out you can wake up when you like and just order breakfast off the internet. Eggs, sausage, home fries, beans, and gluten free toast is literally just a few clicks away. "You have to pick it up, do you need to get ready?" (me, already dressed and walking out the door)18 Apr 2026 14:37 +0000at://did:plc:sccwtlwlmc6htpnxtq2qshmk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrnzvsb522chttps://bsky.app/profile/crocketthoughton.com/post/3mjq7rm6wjk2cReality shows are weird. I start watching people make miniature houses, decorating each room, and getting eliminated one by one while I proclaim to my wife that "we can do that, totally, no problem," with a mouth full of pizza. How did this happen?18 Apr 2026 00:49 +0000at://did:plc:sccwtlwlmc6htpnxtq2qshmk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjq7rm6wjk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/crocketthoughton.com/post/3mjp6ycuc2c2qStarted a rewatch of the og The Matrix trilogy after back to back terrible films. My last four watched... [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Apr 2026 15:02 +0000at://did:plc:sccwtlwlmc6htpnxtq2qshmk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjp6ycuc2c2q