I'm a person with thoughts and feelings, and a longing for the sea. Co-host of @blastzonepod.bsky.social. (Pic inspo by https://etsy.com/shop/emmawaldenart)https://bsky.app/profile/iandukes.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/iandukes.bsky.social/post/3mrdczsjvcc27Never mind the distasteful idea of burning fossil fuels inside your home. The worst thing about owning a gas range is when you attempt to gently wipe the stove top and the burner grates bang into each other with the deafening force of a thousand supernovas exploding23 Jul 2026 17:04 +0000at://did:plc:scs5httbwpxuaudmunekyn23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdczsjvcc27https://bsky.app/profile/iandukes.bsky.social/post/3mpyemxxdus2iThis is not haiku but it’s somewhat similar Extra syllable here06 Jul 2026 15:08 +0000at://did:plc:scs5httbwpxuaudmunekyn23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpyemxxdus2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/iandukes.bsky.social/post/3mpm6olvwes2jJD VANCE: I'm an expert on Catholic faith and the Nicene Creed must never be butchered with woke memes POPE BOB FROM CHICAGO: The Nicene Creed implies the existence of the Naughtyene Rocky01 Jul 2026 18:50 +0000at://did:plc:scs5httbwpxuaudmunekyn23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpm6olvwes2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/iandukes.bsky.social/post/3mpk3uiuslc2yI measured you with this and it said you're the biggest30 Jun 2026 22:54 +0000at://did:plc:scs5httbwpxuaudmunekyn23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpk3uiuslc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/iandukes.bsky.social/post/3mpeegn7eyk2uIf you showed a Victorian child my men's luxury Mongolian cashmere rib-knit pullover at unbeatable prices they'd say "oooh that's nice so soffft"28 Jun 2026 16:11 +0000at://did:plc:scs5httbwpxuaudmunekyn23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpeegn7eyk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/iandukes.bsky.social/post/3mpbv5ndwic2jRepublicans believe in the Just War theory. When someone asks if they have any good ideas for the country they say Just War.27 Jun 2026 16:32 +0000at://did:plc:scs5httbwpxuaudmunekyn23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpbv5ndwic2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/iandukes.bsky.social/post/3moinjsfa7k2lThis is a functional good morning cat pic thread. It is for the private enjoyment of my friends on bluesky. The original photos are property of the lucky cat parents who love them, and may not be monetized or otherwise commercially exploited. And please, no wagering.17 Jun 2026 15:40 +0000at://did:plc:scs5httbwpxuaudmunekyn23/app.bsky.feed.post/3moinjsfa7k2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/iandukes.bsky.social/post/3mob4xr3vik26Oh I get it. That's a good idea.14 Jun 2026 15:54 +0000at://did:plc:scs5httbwpxuaudmunekyn23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mob4xr3vik26https://bsky.app/profile/iandukes.bsky.social/post/3mmwj2sqqkc2gME: These days I always expect the worst to happen, that way I'm never surprised or upset. [the worst happens again] ME: Fuck fuck fuck how is this possible?!!28 May 2026 17:06 +0000at://did:plc:scs5httbwpxuaudmunekyn23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmwj2sqqkc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/iandukes.bsky.social/post/3mmmkfwp2nc24In 1937 when bluesman Robert Johnson sang "I got to keep movin', got to keep movin', hellhound on my trail," he wasn't talking about literal devil shit. The dude had undiagnosed ADHD.24 May 2026 18:04 +0000at://did:plc:scs5httbwpxuaudmunekyn23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmmkfwp2nc24https://bsky.app/profile/iandukes.bsky.social/post/3mmhf42b4dc2dME: [making big plans] Today I was really going to accomplish something.22 May 2026 16:46 +0000at://did:plc:scs5httbwpxuaudmunekyn23/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmhf42b4dc2d